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Arata @curvedcucumber
if ur name has 5 letters i hate you
Seiji @straightestcucumber
what 😕
Arata @curvedcucumber
Replying to @straightestcucumber
NO NOT YOU MB
Yuuto @kanehira
???
Arata @curvedcucumber
Replying to @kanehira
oh so ur not totally stupid
Hyuga @.
I am finally free of my problems. (murayama)
Fujio @kingofoya2
:)
Hyuga @.
Replying to @kingofoya2
...nevermind.
Jesse @fashionicon
me and Cobra are doing it rn btw
Cobra @Ichangelives
No we are not???
Mura @mu_tootsie
blocked n reported
Fujio @kingofoya2
I also want to know 😊
Ryo @rottweilerryo
is Kohei Amagai homosexual?
Kohei @youngnrich
stfu
Sarah @uroutdrinker
Jesse isn't a feminist 😐
Jesse @fashionicon
you literally kicked me in the balls cause I wouldn't give you MY charger
Rocky @THEwomenprotector
Replying to @fashionicon
its called female rage
Mura @mu_tootsie
I asked him if i was the only one he's been with, he said yes (all the others were at least 9 or 10)
Rocky @THEwomenprotector
murayama i have to tell you
Rocky @THEwomenprotector
Replying to @THEwomenprotector
Hyuga laughed so hard at this, his phone flew away
Mura @mu_tootsie
Replying to @THEwomenprotector
OMG FUCK YEAH IVE SUCCEEDED IN LIFE LITERALLY MY EGO RN 💹💹💹💹
Mura @mu_tootsie
can everyone stop talking to my future husband pls 😓😓😕 it's honestly bothering me
Jesse @fashionicon
ofc bro whos ur man?
Mura @mu_tootsie
Replying to @fashionicon
@Ichangelives / @junpei
Jesse @fashionicon
Replying to @mu_tootsie
oh nvm then 😅
Mura @mu_tootsie
Replying to @fashionicon
WTF
Ranmaru @maddog
hey
Rocky @THEwomenprotector
BOOOOOOO
Mura @mu_tootsie
🤮
Hyuga @.
FUCKING DIE
Ranmaru @maddog
Replying to @.
???
Cobra @Ichangelives
I only take cash or credit
Rando @randomuser
do u take constructive criticism
Arata @curvedcucumber
Replying to @kanehira
extra chromosome, extra love 😊
Hideto @theyoungerkanehira
Replying to @curvedcucumber
he doesn't have down syndrome
Arata @curvedcucumber
Replying to @theyoungerkanehira
we aren't sure.
Hideto @theyoungerkanehira
Replying to @curvedcucumber
what do you mean we? I'm his younger brother and I'm telling you he doesn't have down syndrome.
Arata @curvedcucumber
Replying to @theyoungerkanehira
I don't believe you stop harassing
Masaki @AmamiyaM
stupid idiot brother 🙁
Masaki
guess what?
we have a rabbits nest in our backyard
Hiroto
ok
Masaki
does nothing matter to you
Hiroto @AmamiyaH
ok
BINZO @murayama2.0
why were people homeless befor ethe reestablishment? just print more money???
Mercy @suzuransno2
inflation.
BINZO @murayama2.0
Replying to @suzuransno2
pop it???
Fujio @kingofoya2
bro i've literally never shat in my life like imagine shitting thats so weird ew you guys are so weird
Tsukasa @sleepinglion
sorry what
Fujio @kingofoya2
Replying to @sleepinglion
everyone point and laugh at Tsukasa!!!! He shits!!! hah thats weird what a loser
Tsukasa @sleepinglion
Replying to @kingofoya2
you literally told me the other day that you've mastered the art of "speed shitting" 😭
Fujio @kingofoya2
Replying to @sleepinglion
OK NO BUT I LITERALLY HAVE IM LITERALLY SO PROUD
Tetsu @tetsusmind
whats that one sauce called again like the one thats kinda sweet but also kinda sour
Chiharu @doublelife2.0
sweet and sour cause...???
Tetsu @tetsusmind
Replying to @doublelife2.0
yeah i swear its a thing i just cant remember the name
Dan @Danthecoolest
Replying to @tetsusmind
sweet and sour sauce.
Tetsu @tetsusmind
Replying to @Danthecoolest
YES but whats its called
Seki 👩🦲@urlocalbaldguy
what do nerds taste like
🌈 @tsuji
Replying to @urlocalbaldguy
like... their cum? or
Shibaman @bestshiba
Replying to @tsuji
the candy dumbfuck...? umm for both its probably sweet
Mura @mu_tootsie
my bf just said that i have an almost perfect body. when i asked what wasnt perfect he said he just doesnt like feet as a concept
Jesse @fashionicon
Replying to @mu_tootsie
you have talked with God
Mura @mu_tootsie
Replying to @fashionicon
he is my god
Hyuga @.
Replying to @mu_tootsie
ok thats enough romance for one day.
Odajima @yo_yuk3n
currently the only one serving cunt
Sachio @ueda
then what am i serving?
Odajima @yo_yuken
Replying to @ueda
autism (lovingly)
Kaito @Ilovemygirlfriend
Kizzy is my wife
Mura @mu_tootsie
Cobra is going to be mine
Rocky @THEwomenprotector
Replying to @mu_tootsie
we know Kaito and Murayama, we know.
Arata @curvedcucumber
wtf people actually tell their crushes they like them???
Fujio @kingofoya2
what the hell do YOU do? 😧
Arata @curvedcucumber
Replying to @kingofoya2
I die? lmao what kinda question...
🐍 @junpei
haters mad because im pretty and a pacifist
Mura @mu_tootsie
YEAH YOU ARE
Rocky @THEwomenprotector
this is a fact
Smoky @realdomtorreto
you are the prettiest
Hyuga @.
shi no complaints
Furuya @99punches
im laughing so fucking hard rn a group of really loud full timers just sat down next to us at the oya high rooftop and one of them picked up their burger and said to his friends "i bet i can fit this whole thing in my mouth" and Murayama just turned to Seki and me to say "now we know who the gay one is" and they heard him and none of them said a word since
Mura @mu_tootsie
astute observation
Seki 👩🦲@urlocalbaldguy
LMAOOOO IT WAS GREAT
Fujio @kingofoya2
THAT WAS YO GUYS >?:?>&#???
Jam-Man @infoguy
Replying to @kingofoya2
IM STILL LAUGHING
Tsukasa @sleepinglion
damn not the queer on queer crime
Murayama
thinking really hard
Cobra
I'm impressed
Murayama
thank you its the first time ive ever done that <3
S.W.O.R.D GC
Rocky
Smoky are you ever free?
Cobra
I feel Smoky is a busy person
Smoky
is anyone ever truly free...
Hyuga
What the fuck does that mean
Murayama
Im always free... *gunshots* *eagles screeches* *national us anthem* 🦅🦅🦅
Mura @mu_tootsie
LMAO I remember the time i obsessed over my rival for so long just to find out i was in love with him #relatable #lifebelikethat
Smoky @realdomtorreto
"relatable"???
Hyuga @.
Replying to @realdomtorreto
it is bro
Mura @mu_tootsie
bro im not even stupid my general knowledge is better
Todoroki @buffeduplikeajockgeekeduplikeanerd
how do you spell orange?
Mura @mu_tootsie
Replying to @buffeduplikeajockgeekeduplikeanerd
uhhh the fruit or the color??
Todoroki @buffeduplikeajockgeekeduplikeanerd
Replying to @mu_tootsie
...
Tsukasa @sleepinglion
get hit by a car
Rando @randomuser
Replying to @sleepinglion
work on your emotional control.
Tetsu @tetsusmind
HELP THERE A HUGE RAT IN MY ROOM, LONG TAIL AND POINTY EARS AND EVERYTHING
Tetsu @tetsusmind
nvm its just @bamba
Yamato @bamba
Replying to @tetsusmind
fuck you
Cobra @Ichangelives
wtf someone called me stupid today
Hyuga @.
who said that
Smoky @realdomtorreto
give me their name and address rn
Mura @mu_tootsie
if ur stupid what does that make us :(
Rocky @THEwomenprotector
Replying to @mu_tootsie
good question murayama
Jam-Man @infoguy
being in a room with Fujio and Tsukasa-san at the same time is so awful i think they can speak telepathically or something
Tsukasa @sleepinglion
thats twin telepathy jamuo
Fujio @kingofoya2
im trying to explode him with my mind
Naka @goshi
Replying to @kingofoya2
*blows up pancakes with mind*
Naka @oka
Replying to @goshi
my fucking pancakes---
Odajima @yo_yuk3n
Replying to @randomuser
mb gng 😕
Todoroki @buffeduplikeajockgeekeduplikeanerd
Replying to @yo_yuk3n
speak correctly.
Odajima @yo_yuk3n
Replying to @buffeduplikeajockgeekeduplikeanerd
It is of the most utmost imperative that I express with the utmost sincerity and heartfelt regret that should I have in any way brought any discomfort or unease as a result of my statement on a matter that may be different from your opinion. This is an unintended and deeply regrettable result, and I earnestly beseech you to accept my sincerest apologies in the hope to alleviate any discontent or tension that may arise from this situation. I am committed to establishing a path forward with understanding and consideration, and I cordially extend my hand in a gesture of. . .
Mura @mu_tootsie
what should i get Junpei-chan for his birthday??
Hyuga @.
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Fujio @kingofoya2
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Jesse @fashionicon
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Tetsu @tetsusmind
Jesse replied with sex, Fujio did the bracket and words to be funny, and Hyuga gave a long rant of curse words (god damn) and Yamato told me to tell you to get a personality :))
Tsukasa @sleepinglion
Replying to @kingofoya2
people are shipping us (i learned that from the internet and Jamuo)
Fujio @kingofoya2
TO WHERE??!?!?!?
🧊 @icespice
jesus christ
Jesse @fashionicon
hes in the bible
🧊 @icespice
Replying to @fashionicon
bro... he sure is
Fujio @kingofoya2
@minamiundercover cant do a pushup ☠☠
Minami @minamiundercover
WHAT DID I DO???
Tsukasa @sleepinglion
Replying to @minamiundercover
not a push up apparently
Jesse @fashionicon
Replying to @mu_tootsie
you can't have him. he's mine.
Mura @mu_tootsie
Replying to @fashionicon
NO TF HES NOT??:{:"s
Jesse @fashionicon
then WHY WE FUCKING RN??? ahhhh omg ooo ahhh
Arata @curvedcucumber
peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are so good what are in those things
Seiji @straightestcucumber
Arata, I want you to think really hard about what you just said <3
Ranmaru @maddog
am i the only one who pours milk before the cereal?
平井 @hirai
yes??
Kuma @takano
yes? who pours the milk first?
Mura @mu_tootsie
ah another terribly opinion form @maddog
Hyuga @.
fucking stupid, how dumb are you really? @maddog
Jesse @fashionicon
@maddog this is why everyone hates you
Murayama
🧍♂️
Cobra
we should fuck
Murayama
WE SHOULD
Cobra
nvm actually you are way too excited
Jesse @fashionicon
@Ichangelives date?
Cobra @Ichangelives
nty
Jesse @fashionicon
Replying to @Ichangelives
please i am begging you. i have been in love with you for so long... ever since you showed up to the Kokuhakudo Station fight to help Rocky... you are the light of my life... i love every part of u (even if you're mentally ill and gay) please love me back please love me back please love me back...
Minami @minamiundercover
pure heroine>>>>
Yuuto @kanehira
reall
Minami @minamiundercover
Replying to @kanehira
omg yuuto u like lorde?
Yuuto @kanehira
Replying to @minamiundercover
lmfao who
Murayama
RISE
RISE
Where's your anger?
Where's your fucking rage?
Fujio
Dad what the fuck are you talking about
Murayama
RISE
RISE
RISE
RISE
RISE
RISE
Fujio @kingofoya2
TSUKASA AND KAMUI ARE TEAMERS
Mercy @suzuransno2
we know
Fujio @kingofoya2
Replying to @suzuransno2
I LITERALLY JUST WITNESSED KAMUI GET UP AND SHOW TSUKASA HIS CARDS IN UNO???
Tsukasa @sleepinglion
Replying to @kingofoya2
you're making me sound like the bad guy rn i showed him mine too
Hyuga @.
dont ask me no personal shit like this
Rando @randomuser
@. are you alive
S.W.O.R.D LEADERS GC
Hyuga
@Cobra when we supposed to meet up?
Murayama
7:00 PM Hyuga-chan 😒
Hyuga
fuck u i didnt ask u
@Cobra
Yamato @bamba
Cobra's phone (also wtf)
PayPal
You received $100,000,000 USD from Jesse
Messages
Yoshiki <3
He won't treat you like i do Junpei-chan
Messages
Yoshiki <3
Junpei please dont text Jesse back
Phone
Yoshiki <3
Missed Call (500)
Messages
Jesse (block)
daddy long dick just landed in japan baby, whats...
Cobra @Ichangelives
I'm gonna adopt them
Tetsu @tetsusmind
Replying to @Ichangelives
COBRA HOW MANY YOUNG ADULTS HAVE U ADOPTED 😭
Cobra @Ichangelives
Replying to @tetsusmind
Too many