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Group: STRAY KIDS (8 members)
Felix:
do we have any plans next week?? like as a group??
Chan:
Hm no I don't think so?
Why do you ask?
Felix:
okay great!! ^o^
everyone please pm me your schedules for next week or tell me what days youre free or something!! im trying to make a plan and i need to know <3
Hyunjin:
Ooooo sounds fun! what's the plan? :D
Felix:
ITS A SECRET!😈
for now!!
once i figure out what days everyone is free to hang out with me, ill tell u :p
Changbin:
So we send you in private chat what days we're free? or
Felix:
yes please!
Changbin:
Ok I'll check
Felix:
@everyone tell me your available dates next week, im gonna try to plan something!! ^o^
Jisung:
omg PLS the anciticipation is killing me!!
what is it!!
what are u planning!!
Felix:
sdkjsjds no spoilers!!!
Jisung:
aw MAN!
anyway im fee the whole week :p
Hyunjin:
same! :D
Felix:
okay GREAT
just watiing for a few more answers...
btw im not trying to plan a group activitiy
this is personal ! ^__^
Changbin:
How is it personal if you're asking all of us?
Hyunjin:
yeah what he said
Felix:
youll see! 😈
fun fact, there is seven days in a week!
fun fact #2, i have seven boyfriends......
Hyunjin:
Ooooooh!
Jeongin:
Omg is that a hint
Felix:
YES!<3
Jisung:
ooo wait!! date night??
Felix:
YES!! ^O^
except not nesecsarily date "night"
might be date "day"
or date "morning"
...well maybe not morning for some of u :p
Seungmin:
Wait, are you planning to have one date every day? the whole next week?
Felix:
YES!<3
because i have 7 boyfrineds and while i love spending time with u as a group i also wanna see u in private, face to face, so i can fully focus on one person ata time! ^__^
Minho:
Awww Lix is the sweetest!<3
Felix:
HEHE
Chan:
That's so sweet!
Felix:
nooo its normal!!
im just tryig to take care of my relationships!<3
its what i should be doing!
Jeongin:
Thats still really sweet of you
Jisung:
OMG I WANNA PLAN DATES!!!
i have SOOOOO many ideas!!!!
...but so far only 4 boyfriends :(
Minho:
Wait, that's one more than the last time I listed everyone's relationships
Who else are you dating now??
Jisung:
hehehehehehe
Minho:
Please Hannie, I wanna know ;(
Jisung:
ooooh wait!! im gonna date people!!!!
BYEBYE GUYS
lix ill catch u in private chat later! ^o^
Felix:
oookay
good luck (?)
Minho:
BUT MY GOSSIP!!!! 😩
Changbin:
Damn you really dont care at all huh, you're just in it for the gossip
Minho:
Seo Changbin >:(
That wasn't very nice of you to say! >:(
Changbin:
...uh oh
Felix:
minho pls dont kill him, i wanna take him on a picnic next wednesday :(
cant have a picnic with a corpse :((
Minho:
Of course Lixie, anything for you<3
But Seo Changbin on the other hand... you're on thin motherfucking ice >:(
Chan:
Hey wait isn't Changbin one of your established boyfriends?
Are you really going to murder your own boyfriend??
Minho:
No he isn't, actually!
I'm still free to murder him whenever I'd like! (^__^)
Chan:
...oh
Hyunjin:
pls dont
not yet
Changbin:
...I was about to say thank you, but WHAT DO YOU MEAN "not yet"???!?!?
Hyunjin:
oh uhm I meant haha nooo! of course I didnt mean that!!
I love you wife!<3
Changbin:
Hmm suspicious... but I guess I love you too wife <3
Jeongin:
Oh youre still roleplaying
Ngl i wasnt expecting changbin to be into that :p
Changbin:
hEY???
WHAT
Hyunjin:
LOL I love how jeonginnie makes binnie panic!<3
Changbin:
Why have you thought about what I might be into??? Huh????
Jeongin:
Oh! uhm
no i havent!
Felix:
LMFAO
Seungmin:
This just keeps getting better :-)
Jeongin:
Im just saying!! if you told me someone here was into roleplaying and i had to guess who, it wouldnt be you!
thats all!!
Minho:
No offense but that's a terrible defense ;p
Jeongin:
NO IT ISNT! :(
Hyunjin:
okay but now you have PEAKED my ciriosity!
if someone did ask you that question
who would you guess then??
Jeongin:
Oh man oh man oh man...
the thing is i could see pretty much anyone here being into that, sooo
Changbin:
But not me??? Apparently???
Jeongin:
Well its not that i dont think you could be into it, but you would be lower in my ranking!
Hyunjin:
your WHAT
Felix:
SKJDKSHDKSJHFKDSJ
Seungmin:
This is prime entertainment right here!
Jeongin, please continue
Jeongin:
I DONT HAVE A RANKING
THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT!!
Hyunjin:
BUT THATS LITERALLY WHAT TOU JUST SAID!!!!!!
Changbin:
Have you ranked us?????
By how likely we are to be into roleplaying??????
Jeongin:
NOOO!!!!
Jisung:
ayo?? innie???
Hyunjin:
hey I thought u were going to do something else!! why are you here
Jisung:
well im back!
for the gossip!! ;p
Jeongin:
Man ;(
Minho:
Hey Jeongin only has 2 boyfriends!
Changbin:
..."only"
You know, I'm pretty sure the norm is to have one
So he's kinda already above average
I wouldn't say "only"
Jisung:
hey!! he has 3 actually!!
Minho:
OMG????
WHO!
WAIT...
Jisung is this your secret 5th boyfriend??
Jisung:
LMAO he wasn't a secret!!
and no he's not :p
i have 6 boyfriends now! ^o^
Minho:
WHAT
BUT MY GOSSIP :(
Jisung:
what do you MEAN your gossip!! im literally telling you right now!!
this is your gossip right here!!
Jeongin:
Yeah jisung just came into my room IRL and asked if i wanted to go on a date next week :p
Changbin:
Wow, so many dates next week!
Chan:
Is everyone going on a date with everyone next week?? Lol
Jisung:
noooo no one has time for that!
except lixie
love you lixie!
Felix:
^o^
Jisung:
im just trying to ask out all my crushes because i need more pizzazz in my life :p
Minho:
But wait, then who is your secret 5th boyfriend??
If Jeongin was number 6...
Is it Seungmin?
Jisung:
yes it is! you're so smart, as expected of my baby<3
Hyunjin:
Eww
Jisung:
HEY!! dont be homophobic!! >:(
Hyunjin:
but I am homophobic!
at least when it's about minho and jisung 🙄
Jisung:
youre just jealous!!😤
Hyunjin:
why would I be when I have a literal wife waiting for me at home?
I dont need jealousy, I have binnie!
Jeongin:
Im homophobic to everyone
because i dont discriminate! everyone sucks ^__^
Chan:
That's literally discrimination tho
Jeongin:
No!! not if i hate everyone equally! ^__^
Jisung:
you cried when i didnt kiss you goodnight yesterday :/
Hyunjin:
AYO????
Minho:
Wait why does he get to kiss Innie goodnight!!!
Changbin:
WHY DONT YOU ACCEPT MY KISSES
HUH??!?!?
Jeongin:
...okay first of all
that never happened
jisung is lying
Jisung:
no???? im not?????
Jeongin:
It's slander or whatever
Jisung:
if it's written, it would be libel actually!
didn't we have this conversation before??
Jeongin:
Yea, that was included in the "whatever" :p
Hyunjin:
okay this is too messy
I'm so lost rn
@Felix hows it going with your date plan? :D
Felix:
I THINK IVE GOT IT!
everyone sent me their avaialalaiblity so we should be good to go😈😈😈
Jisung:
Ooooo nice! ^o^
have you decided your date actitivites too?<3
Felix:
nah we'll do that in private chat ^__^
i have ideas for some people tho!
Jeongin:
Cute
Changbin:
I feel like we moved on from Jeongin's roleplay ranking a bit too fast...
Jeongin:
IT DOESNT EXIST!!!!!
Changbin:
Then why did you bring it up!! Huh!!!!
Seungmin:
Hey, what if Innie is the on that's into roleplaying?
I mean, why else would he even be considering it for the rest of us?
He's just wondering who's most compatible with himself!
Changbin:
oHMYGOD INNIE!!! IS IT TRUE
Jeongin:
Why the fuck woudl you listen to kim seungmin!! hes a liar!!!
Hyunjin:
ayo wait! that adds up!
Jeongin:
NO IT DOESNT 😭
Minho:
Guys calm down!
Jeongin:
THANK YOU Minho omg!
Minho:
Let Jeongin tell you what he likes at his own pace ;)
Whenever you're ready Innie <3
Jeongin:
Omfg...
Felix:
rip jeonginnie u will be missed
everyone else check private chat im planning stuff ^o^
Jeongin:
okay BYE everyone else i need to talk to felix now!!!
Changbin:
NOOOOO
Come back here!
Hyunjin:
Innie!!
Minho:
;(
Chan:
Well...
that was definitely one of the experiences of all time! :)
Also lol @Seungmin why did you only pop in to pour gasoline on the fire?
Seungmin:
I enjoy watching chaos go down! :-)
Chan:
LOL