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Eight Wonders

Chapter 47: date week! ^o^

Summary:

"Im homophobic to everyone because i dont discriminate! everyone sucks ^__^"
-jeongin

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Group: STRAY KIDS (8 members)

 

Felix:

do we have any plans next week?? like as a group??

 

Chan:

Hm no I don't think so?

Why do you ask?

 

Felix:

okay great!! ^o^

everyone please pm me your schedules for next week or tell me what days youre free or something!! im trying to make a plan and i need to know <3

 

Hyunjin:

Ooooo sounds fun! what's the plan? :D

 

Felix:

ITS A SECRET!😈

for now!!

once i figure out what days everyone is free to hang out with me, ill tell u :p

 

Changbin:

So we send you in private chat what days we're free? or

 

Felix:

yes please!

 

Changbin:

Ok I'll check

 

Felix:

@everyone tell me your available dates next week, im gonna try to plan something!! ^o^

 

Jisung:

omg PLS the anciticipation is killing me!!

what is it!!

what are u planning!!

 

Felix:

sdkjsjds no spoilers!!!

 

Jisung:

aw MAN!

anyway im fee the whole week :p

 

Hyunjin:

same! :D

 

Felix:

okay GREAT

just watiing for a few more answers...

btw im not trying to plan a group activitiy

this is personal ! ^__^

 

Changbin:

How is it personal if you're asking all of us?

 

Hyunjin:

yeah what he said

 

Felix:

youll see! 😈

fun fact, there is seven days in a week!

fun fact #2, i have seven boyfriends......

 

Hyunjin:

Ooooooh!

 

Jeongin:

Omg is that a hint

 

Felix:

YES!<3

 

Jisung:

ooo wait!! date night??

 

Felix:

YES!! ^O^

except not nesecsarily date "night"

might be date "day"

or date "morning"

...well maybe not morning for some of u :p

 

Seungmin:

Wait, are you planning to have one date every day? the whole next week?

 

Felix:

YES!<3

because i have 7 boyfrineds and while i love spending time with u as a group i also wanna see u in private, face to face, so i can fully focus on one person ata time! ^__^

 

Minho:

Awww Lix is the sweetest!<3

 

Felix:

HEHE

 

Chan:

That's so sweet!

 

Felix:

nooo its normal!!

im just tryig to take care of my relationships!<3

its what i should be doing!

 

Jeongin:

Thats still really sweet of you

 

Jisung:

OMG I WANNA PLAN DATES!!!

i have SOOOOO many ideas!!!!

...but so far only 4 boyfriends :(

 

Minho:

Wait, that's one more than the last time I listed everyone's relationships

Who else are you dating now??

 

Jisung:

hehehehehehe

 

Minho:

Please Hannie, I wanna know ;(

 

Jisung:

ooooh wait!! im gonna date people!!!!

BYEBYE GUYS

lix ill catch u in private chat later! ^o^

 

Felix:

oookay

good luck (?)

 

Minho:

BUT MY GOSSIP!!!! 😩

 

Changbin:

Damn you really dont care at all huh, you're just in it for the gossip

 

Minho:

Seo Changbin >:(

That wasn't very nice of you to say! >:(

 

Changbin:

...uh oh

 

Felix:

minho pls dont kill him, i wanna take him on a picnic next wednesday :(

cant have a picnic with a corpse :((

 

Minho:

Of course Lixie, anything for you<3

But Seo Changbin on the other hand... you're on thin motherfucking ice >:(

 

Chan:

Hey wait isn't Changbin one of your established boyfriends?

Are you really going to murder your own boyfriend??

 

Minho:

No he isn't, actually!

I'm still free to murder him whenever I'd like! (^__^)

 

Chan:

...oh

 

Hyunjin:

pls dont

not yet

 

Changbin:

...I was about to say thank you, but WHAT DO YOU MEAN "not yet"???!?!?

 

Hyunjin:

oh uhm I meant haha nooo! of course I didnt mean that!!

I love you wife!<3

 

Changbin:

Hmm suspicious... but I guess I love you too wife <3

 

Jeongin:

Oh youre still roleplaying

Ngl i wasnt expecting changbin to be into that :p

 

Changbin:

hEY???

WHAT

 

Hyunjin:

LOL I love how jeonginnie makes binnie panic!<3

 

Changbin:

Why have you thought about what I might be into??? Huh????

 

Jeongin:

Oh! uhm

no i havent!

 

Felix:

LMFAO

 

Seungmin:

This just keeps getting better :-)

 

Jeongin:

Im just saying!! if you told me someone here was into roleplaying and i had to guess who, it wouldnt be you!

thats all!!

 

Minho:

No offense but that's a terrible defense ;p

 

Jeongin:

NO IT ISNT! :(

 

Hyunjin:

okay but now you have PEAKED my ciriosity!

if someone did ask you that question

who would you guess then??

 

Jeongin:

Oh man oh man oh man...

the thing is i could see pretty much anyone here being into that, sooo

 

Changbin:

But not me??? Apparently???

 

Jeongin:

Well its not that i dont think you could be into it, but you would be lower in my ranking!

 

Hyunjin:

your WHAT

 

Felix:

SKJDKSHDKSJHFKDSJ

 

Seungmin:

This is prime entertainment right here!

Jeongin, please continue

 

Jeongin:

I DONT HAVE A RANKING

THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT!!

 

Hyunjin:

BUT THATS LITERALLY WHAT TOU JUST SAID!!!!!!

 

Changbin:

Have you ranked us?????

By how likely we are to be into roleplaying??????

 

Jeongin:

NOOO!!!!

 

Jisung:

ayo?? innie???

 

Hyunjin:

hey I thought u were going to do something else!! why are you here

 

Jisung:

well im back!

for the gossip!! ;p

 

Jeongin:

Man ;(

 

Minho:

Hey Jeongin only has 2 boyfriends!

 

Changbin:

..."only"

You know, I'm pretty sure the norm is to have one

So he's kinda already above average

I wouldn't say "only"

 

Jisung:

hey!! he has 3 actually!!

 

Minho:

OMG????

WHO!

WAIT...

Jisung is this your secret 5th boyfriend??

 

Jisung:

LMAO he wasn't a secret!!

and no he's not :p

i have 6 boyfriends now! ^o^

 

Minho:

WHAT

BUT MY GOSSIP :(

 

Jisung:

what do you MEAN your gossip!! im literally telling you right now!!

this is your gossip right here!!

 

Jeongin:

Yeah jisung just came into my room IRL and asked if i wanted to go on a date next week :p

 

Changbin:

Wow, so many dates next week!

 

Chan:

Is everyone going on a date with everyone next week?? Lol

 

Jisung:

noooo no one has time for that!

except lixie

love you lixie!

 

Felix:

^o^

 

Jisung:

im just trying to ask out all my crushes because i need more pizzazz in my life :p

 

Minho:

But wait, then who is your secret 5th boyfriend??

If Jeongin was number 6...

Is it Seungmin?

 

Jisung:

yes it is! you're so smart, as expected of my baby<3

 

Hyunjin:

Eww

 

Jisung:

HEY!! dont be homophobic!! >:(

 

Hyunjin:

but I am homophobic!

at least when it's about minho and jisung 🙄

 

Jisung:

youre just jealous!!😤

 

Hyunjin:

why would I be when I have a literal wife waiting for me at home?

I dont need jealousy, I have binnie!

 

Jeongin:

Im homophobic to everyone

because i dont discriminate! everyone sucks ^__^

 

Chan:

That's literally discrimination tho

 

Jeongin:

No!! not if i hate everyone equally! ^__^

 

Jisung:

you cried when i didnt kiss you goodnight yesterday :/

 

Hyunjin:

AYO????

 

Minho:

Wait why does he get to kiss Innie goodnight!!!

 

Changbin:

WHY DONT YOU ACCEPT MY KISSES

HUH??!?!?

 

Jeongin:

...okay first of all

that never happened

jisung is lying

 

Jisung:

no???? im not?????

 

Jeongin:

It's slander or whatever

 

Jisung:

if it's written, it would be libel actually!

didn't we have this conversation before??

 

Jeongin:

Yea, that was included in the "whatever" :p

 

Hyunjin:

okay this is too messy

I'm so lost rn

@Felix hows it going with your date plan? :D

 

Felix:

I THINK IVE GOT IT!

everyone sent me their avaialalaiblity so we should be good to go😈😈😈

 

Jisung:

Ooooo nice! ^o^

have you decided your date actitivites too?<3

 

Felix:

nah we'll do that in private chat ^__^

i have ideas for some people tho!

 

Jeongin:

Cute

 

Changbin:

I feel like we moved on from Jeongin's roleplay ranking a bit too fast...

 

Jeongin:

IT DOESNT EXIST!!!!!

 

Changbin:

Then why did you bring it up!! Huh!!!!

 

Seungmin:

Hey, what if Innie is the on that's into roleplaying?

I mean, why else would he even be considering it for the rest of us?

He's just wondering who's most compatible with himself!

 

Changbin:

oHMYGOD INNIE!!! IS IT TRUE

 

Jeongin:

Why the fuck woudl you listen to kim seungmin!! hes a liar!!!

 

Hyunjin:

ayo wait! that adds up!

 

Jeongin:

NO IT DOESNT 😭

 

Minho:

Guys calm down!

 

Jeongin:

THANK YOU Minho omg!

 

Minho:

Let Jeongin tell you what he likes at his own pace ;)

Whenever you're ready Innie <3

 

Jeongin:

Omfg...

 

Felix:

rip jeonginnie u will be missed

everyone else check private chat im planning stuff ^o^

 

Jeongin:

okay BYE everyone else i need to talk to felix now!!!

 

Changbin:

NOOOOO

Come back here!

 

Hyunjin:

Innie!!

 

Minho:

;(

 

Chan:

Well...

that was definitely one of the experiences of all time! :)

Also lol @Seungmin why did you only pop in to pour gasoline on the fire?

 

Seungmin:

I enjoy watching chaos go down! :-)

 

Chan:

LOL

Notes:

there aren't many chapters left now! I'm currently writing ch49 and I don't expect to write more than maybe 1-3 after this. We'll see where we land :p