Work Text:
the resurrection of horse
Characters: jesus christ, the horse
Writers: actualizedCaricature, benkybot, Jesse, astralAnomaly, actualizedCaricature
The pile of dust that once was the horse lay inert in the crater borne from the great friendship beam. But the horse was not content staying that way. The horse had a mission to fulfill from its lord and saviour Jesus Christ. It could not die. It had to return.
Jesus christ sat chilling in heaven, doing jesus things or whatever when his most trusted angel ran into the room.
"Your Godliness! I have terrible news!"
What is it? Asked Jesus (Jesus didn't need conversation marks because he embodied everything and needn't actually speak like dirk strider).
"Your most faithful warrior, HORSE, has been struck down by an agent of satan!!".
WHO COULD THIS BE? Jesus yelled WHAT DEMON COULD BE SO CRUEL AND POWERFUL AS TO DESTROY MY BELOVED HORSIE!!
The angel trembled "S-sans undertale...".
This would NOT do, Jesus thought, and using his amazing christianity ressurection powers (Real bible fans would know) He shot a friendship beam at the Horse's dust-corpse, the power of Jesus and Horsie's beam bringing the Horse back to life.
The Horse was in terrible pain as it felt consciousness return to it. Its lungs were on fire as it took its first breath after reviving and the beast's muscles reattached themselves to bone in an unnatural manner. But this wasn't its first rodeo, it was The Horse after all, the first of its kind and resurrection was a friend it has become familiar with over the millennia. As it stood again it knew that this adversary couldn't simply be defeated by another attack. No. It had to be smarted about its next moves. Continuing now would gain nothing so it left unseen by Sans Undertale into the shadows.
Jesus pet the horse's snout.
"Hey now buddy, it's okay, you're safe from him. That nasty skeleton won't bother you anymore".
Jesus looked down at the human world. He was sickened by the violence and hatred of it. "Love one another", he'd said, what was so hard about that? He felt no more love for mankind. Morality was no good.
The Horse sensed Jesus's worry and lied next to him, laying its head on his lap. He looked wistfully into the holy man's eyes, inviting him to share his burden.
"I thought I could fix them, you know. The humans. But you've seen how it is down there. It's all beyond repair now. I think... I think it's time for another great flood."
The horse whinnied in worry.
"You
would not have them be flooded? Then what do you think I should do? I cannot let them continue on like this!"
The horse put its head on Jesus' lap and whinnied once again. Jesus sighed.
"Sorry friend. I know you love humanity, but all things must end. They do not deserve to live any more. I will create the flood and purge the land" And with this Jesus kissed the horse on the forehead and began raising the seas. And the horse knew it had a job to do for this apocalypse and urged Jesus put on the cloak of death. And Jesus wore the garb and wielded the scythe as they rode unto the earth, to signal the end of the world.
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