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A beam of light is turned on and points down on secret agent Sexpun T'Come as she groggily wakes up to find herself strapped into an operating table with her arms and legs spread out by the braces around her wrist and ankles. She struggles to loosen them.
"That will do no good, hot stuff..." A mysterious female voice said. Lights come on revealing a torture chamber where stands a dark-haired, brown-skinned woman (Linda Memari) with wicked makeup, and wearing a black catsuit with long gloves, thigh-high boots with spiked heels and a cape. "My name is Amy Biguous Leegae."
"Oh I've heard of you." Sexpun said nonchalantly. "Part of the reason I'm here is for you."
"You are?" Amy asked eagerly, touched by Sexpun's words. But then she turns back to the villain act. "I mean, of course you are."
"So you wanna torture me or you wanna point out your bogus plan?" Sexpun asked condescendingly.
"Why not both!" Amy asked playfully. She then turns on a presentation, giving examples of her plan. "My research has said that a large percentage of women are lesbians or bisexual." Her demonstration then shows a man and a woman holding hands next to two women holding hands. "So my chemical compound will bring out the lesbian side of this paradigm." Her demonstration then shows the man and woman getting gassed but the woman beginning to go after the ladies standing next to them. "With all women going after women, the men of the world will get so horny they'll go after my patented sex robots with the option of artificial wombs. I'll make a mint while the men of the world will all die technical virgins because doing it with a robot doesn't count!" She finished her presentation by letting out a maniacal laugh as Sexpun stares in apathy.
"So... basically your plan is to make women gay without causing a massive population drop?" Sexpun asked indifferently.
"Yep, and now that my plan is out of the way..." Amy said confidently, as she pulls a lever activating a laser that's slowly inching its way towards Sexpun's crotch.
Sexpun gasped, but tries to hide her fear with a facade of bravery. "So, do you expect you to talk?"
"No, Sexpun T'Come, I expect you to die. Pure and simple. But unlike most masterminds, I decide to stay right here and make sure you're dead. I love to watch you scream as you're sliced from your pussy to your head."
Sexpun started struggling through her binds and grunting loudly. Amy is enjoying how much she's struggling and grunting too.
"Yessss, struggle all you want, darling. It won't help. But enjoyable nonetheless." Amy said as she started putting her hand on Sexpun's body. Sexpun is wearing a deep blue skintight catsuit, with matching light-blue long gloves and thigh-high boots with spiked heels, and a white utility belt. She has shoulder-length blonde hair tied into a ponytail with a deep blue hair scrunchy and light-blue earrings. "You have such a hot body, Sexpun. That suit really accentuate your features and curves. Those legs, those hips." She moved her hand on Sexpun's right thigh, then to her pelvis. "Those supple breasts." She moved her hand to Sexpun's breasts, and unzips it, revealing her nice tits. Amy own tits became hard as pebbles, poking through her suit. She then rubs Sexpun's breasts and fingers her nipples. "Oh my, I can see why you're so famous."
"Don't you dare touch me!" Sexpun yelled struggling. "I don't swing that way!"
"It's such a shame. You and I could really have something together. In fact, I am willing to let you go, if you join my organization. You can be my second-in-command, but also my equal. Together we can run the world together." Amy said, while stroking Sexton's cheek, making her enemy blush. Sexpun then look down and see the laser has already reached knee-level. She can feel the heat slowly coming up.
"Never! I rather die than join you!" Sexpun said defiantly.
Amy sighs and shakes her head. "You disappoint me, darling. We could have had something together. But so be it. At least you won't be around to meddle in my affairs anymore. Good bye, Sexpun T'Come." She starts laughing evilly as the laser is now very close to Sexpun's pussy. Sexpun is now starting to panic, dropping her bravery facade out the window.
"NO! PLEASE DON'T! I DON'T WANNA DIE! I CHANGE MY MIND, I'LL WORK FOR YOU!"
Amy still laughs. "I'm afraid it's too late, darling. You've had your chance, and now I'm gonna enjoy the show!"
"SOMEONE HELP ME! PLEASE!" The laser is a lot closer. "AAAAHHH! IT'S HOTTT! HOT!" Sexpun closes her eyes and clenches her fingers as she embraces the unbearable searing pain in her loins. "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" The laser just barely touched the material of her suit.
"Is this the end of Sexpun T'Come?" asked the narrator.
"Wait a minute? Who the hell are you?" Amy asked confused.
"I'm the narrator. I chronicle the adventures of Sexpun T'Come."
"So were you just keeping quiet while I was fondling this tied-up woman?" Amy asked.
"Kind of? Why? Does that bother you?" The narrator asked confused.
"Yes, actually!" Amy stated offended.
"You're about to slice a lady from groin to grin while fondling her! Are you judging me for watching?" the narrator asked, offended himself.
While they're arguing, Sexpun continues struggling when she suddenly heard something from her left boot. Looking down, she saw the heel opening up. A thought suddenly occurred to her, so she clicks the heel, causing a mini projectile to be launched and bouncing around the room until it hits the laser, destroying it.
"And now that? See what you did narrator?!" Amy said annoyed.
"Hey, that wasn't my fault you got distracted!" The narrator said.
"Well you could have warned me or something!"
"Oh so you're upset I watched you fondling a lady before killing her, yet upset I didn't warn about her trying to save herself."
They keep arguing as a look of annoyance forms on Sexpun's face as she crosses her arms and taps her left foot until she had enough. "Excuse me!" This got Amy and the narrator's attention. "Escaped heroine here!" She points to herself. "As for you, narrator, we don't really need you, so beat it!"
"Fine! Don't expect anymore from me!" The voice is now gone.
"Finally!" Amy said, then turns to Sexpun. "Blast you, Sexpun! Henchgirls!"
A group of pretty girls in black skin-tight suits appear and surround Sexpun, who does a battle stance.
"Destroy her! I can't let you stop my plan from coming in tuition!"
Amy got away, as the henchgirls run towards her screaming as they prepare to fight her. Thinking fast, Sexpun gets a devious smile and unzips her top to reveal her large breasts, causing the henchwomen to faint from arousal. "Works every time." she said while fixing her shirt.
She then hears a beeping coming from her wrist communication device, so she answers it.
"Sexpun, what is your status?" An older female voice asked.
"Almost made into a literal fire crotch." Sexpun answered. "Amy got away but I have some intel along with some henchwomen who'll spill more secrets if properly incentivized."
"Some good news then." The lady replied. "Return to base for a debriefing."
"Roger that. Over."
Sexpun looks at the henchwomen lying around her. She picks one that has red hair and carries her over her shoulder.
"Alright, honey. You're gonna tell me everything I need to know. You got a nice ass too." She pats the henchwoman's butt, then she shakes her head. "What am I doing?! I've got a mission to accomplish, after I take you to base."
Sexpun returns to base, where the other female field agents dress identical to Sexpun. While the male agents wear similar suits, only their gloves and boots are smaller than the females, the tight suits show of their muscular bodies and bulge.
After handing the redhead henchwoman to some agents to take into the interrogation room, Sexpun heads to the office of the director of this agency, whom she spoke to over the wrist communication device. She knocks on the door.
"You may enter."
The door slides open and Sexpun went inside. Standing by a large glass window overlooking a view of a lake is Director Cassandra, Sexpun's mother. She has slight facial wrinkles, short blonde hair, blue earrings, and is wearing a purple-colored pantsuit and matching high-heels (like older Francine's business suit from "Fartbreak Hotel", with pants instead of a skirt).
"So, what is Amy Biguous Leegae's plan?" Cassandra asked sternly.
"Basically releasing a gas that will make women gay and sell the lonely men sex dolls that could also give children." Sexpun said indifferently as she sits on one of the two chairs in front of the director's desk.
"That fiend!" Cassandra said, clenching a fist. "When men get horny, the crime rate will go sky high if they can't afford her sex dolls!" She then turns to Sexpun. "We've got to stop her!"
"Send the narrator after her, I'm not doing this!" Sexpun said as she puts both her feet on the desk.
"You're our best agent, so can you elaborate why?" Cassandra asked annoyed.
"Have you noticed everyone is oddly horny as of late?" Sexpun asked curious. "Amy kept fondling me. I saw your secretary with ruffled hair and smudges of your pink lipstick with her light brown. Pretty sure if we check on the henchwoman, they'd be trying to seduce her rather than just talking to her."
"Sexpun?" Cassandra said, doing her best to hide her annoyance. "I'm gonna level with you." She walks to her desk to sit on top of it next to her daughter, and crosses her legs. "Our department does work with special ops, but it's more of the... hormonal-influenced villains. Sure stress can make people act horny, but dealing with the sex-crazed mad people of the world can leave its marks. The best thing to do would be try to keep your head. While we find out where Amy is heading to and what she's planning, so go talk to 'H' and 'J' down in the lab for your gadgets."
"Yes, ma'am." Sexpun said, as she gets up and leaves the room. Cassandra watches the way her daughter's butt moves in that skin-tight suit, making her sigh. "I used to be just like that."
Sexpun arrives at the lab, where the two top scientists codenamed "H" and "J" are working. "H" is a young woman with black hair in a prim-and-proper bun. "J" is a young man with sandy blond hair and a goatee. They're both wearing labcoats. "H" is wearing a pantsuit underneath the labcoat with high-heels (the same pantsuit and heels from "Businessly Brunette"). "J" is wearing a dress shirt, slacks, and dress shoes underneath.
"Alright H and J, what do you have for me?" Sexpun asked.
"Aside from a work suit for dignity?" H remarked dryly. "The usual grappling hook, smoke bombs, micro taser. But here's some new stuff we've been working on."
"An erotic voice changer." J said enthusiastically. "Good if a seduction is needed and it will make you sound like the target's... interest. If the target is attracted to Jessica Alba or Johnny Depp, you'll sound just like them."
"I don't know why I let him work on gadgets that is all sex stuff." H said to herself in annoyance. "Anyways, a more practical device would be these goggles that allows you to see long distances and this knob will allow x-ray vision, but not through people's clothes."
"Where's the fun in that?" Sexpun asked playfully.
"By the way, can you tell your mom to stop coming by the lab and see if the youth serum is ready?" J asked dumbly. "I already promised her she'd be the first when it's ready."
Sexpun and H have a moment of awkward silence to that.
Deciding to change the subject, Sexpun says, "Anyways, what else you got in terms of gadgets?"
J shows Sexpun a set of tiny darts in his hand. "These small darts, you shoot at Amy Biguous Leegae's henchwomen, they'll receive mind-numbing orgasms, putting them out of commission. I originally wanted to test them here with some of our female staff as volunteers, but..." His eyes glance at a very peeved H. "I-I-I-I-I think they'll work just fine!"
"I'll be sure to give it a try." Sexpun said with a smile. She puts them in the little pouch on her utility belt.
"Try to shoot them as close to their vaginas as better effectiveness." J added.
"Oh, you got it." Sexpun giggles.
H groans exasperatedly.
"Well, I'm on my way!" Sexpun said, leaving the lab with a sway in her hips as J watches lustily and H watches with envy.
H pulls out a mini recorder and whispers, "Note to self: wean off spiking the female agents water with estrogen. Maybe start taking doses."
Sexpun heads to the observation room. "I hope they got something out of that henchbitch." She said to herself as she enters the room, where a fellow female agent with dark skin is watching through the one-way mirror. "Anything out of her?" She asked.
"Nothing." The female black agent said. "This chick is not breaking. Our two boys aren't able to get her to spill the beans. And they're good at getting our guys to crack."
Sexpun looks through the mirror and sees the redhead henchwoman in the interrogation room, with two male agents standing over her. The henchwoman is sitting on a chair with her hands tied behind her back and her legs spread due to her ankles being tied to the legs of the chair. And her zipper happens to have been pulled down, as part of her breasts are shown. The male agents are quite handsome, one is a black man and the other is a brunette Caucasian, both also in the male skintight suits. The henchwoman is not at all intimidated by them, but looks rather amused from her smug expression.
"Alright, lady, you better tell us where Amy Biguous Leegae is planning to release the compound!" The black agent said.
"Yeah, lady, we've deal with other hard chicks, you're not so different." The white agent said smugly, with his arms crossed.
"You boys think you're so big and tough with those muscles, and think your packages can impress me? Sorry to disappoint you, but I prefer tits and pussy. Why don't you two run along and play with yourselves."
"What?!" The white agent yelled.
"Being around so many women and men in those tight suit must really make you wanna to release some tension. Sorry, boys, you're both ain't my types. You're probably not that good in bed anyway."
"Why you bitch!" The white agent nearly tried to strangle her, but the black agent was able to hold him back.
"Whoa! Whoa! Cool it, man!" The black agent then looks at henchwoman. "This ain't finished."
The two left the room.
"Well, we know one thing, Amy Biguous Leegae's henchwomen, they definitely aren't interested in men." The female black agent said.
"I have an idea. I'll speak to her myself."
"Very well, Sexpun."
Sexpun unzips the front a little. "How do I like?"
The female black agent stares for a moment. "Hmm. Very nice. I can see why you're the envy of every female in the agency."
Sexpun struts to the interrogation room, swaying her hips for the male agents standing outside. "I'll handle this, boys." She enters and closes the door while giving the male agents a wink. She stands in front of the captive henchwoman with her hands on her hips and spread her legs. "So we meet again, huh?"
"Well well well, if it isn't the agency's top woman? Come to seduce me?"
"I suppose I could. If you reveal the location of Amy Biguous Leegae's target."
"Tempting, but still no. It's a shame, you should have joined us. We would have had a good time."
Sexpun walks over to the henchwoman and puts her right leg on the chair, between the henchwoman's thighs. And leans her arm on her knee to move her head closer to the henchman's face. "Yes, I supposed I could have join ya, huh? Surrounded by so many women in skin-tight suits, showing off their curves. Staring at our butts. Showing off our busts. Watching at all women on Earth fucking each other. I can see why you joined her organization."
"Damn straight." The henchwoman said, giving Sexpun a seductive smile. "My mistress' plan will pull through. And the women in this agency will thank us too." Suddenly the henchwoman felt a sharp pain in her vagina. "Ugh!" She looks down and sees a dart. "What the hell was-" Suddenly she's experiencing mind-numbing orgasm. Sexpun backs away and stares with her hands on her hips as the henchwoman thrash her head around, loudly moans and groans, until she screams her lungs out as she reached a climax. She hung her head as she's panting for breath and a big stain between her legs.
Sexpun returns to the observation room as she zips up. "She's planning to release the compound at the..." She froze as she sees there are several more agents inside, gawking at the spent henchwoman with blank stares and smiles. Two of the agents that tried to interrogate the henchwoman are joined by two other males and three other females. The males have boners and the females' nipples are poking through their suits. Francine looks at the equally-perplexed female black agent, who just shrugs. "Don't look at me."
"Whatever. Amy Biguous Leegae is heading to an island in the Pacific. I'm off." Sexpun heads out.
"Alright, people!" Director Cassandra's voice came from the speakers inside the interrogation room. "The show is over! Get back to work! Honestly! Though, I wish for the men to come to my office immediately."
The agents leave the observation room except for the female working there. The male agents cover their boners and the females cross their arms over their chest, all with awkward smiles. Another male and female agent enter the interrogation room to drag out the moaning henchwoman, who's obviously not showing any signs of resisting, and taking her back to her cell.
Sexpun is on one of the tropical islands in the Pacific, disguising herself as a tourist with a sun hat, sunglasses and floral print sun shirt, a sarong, and flip-flops. She's walking on a beach until she spots Amy Biguous Leegae at a bar, also dressed up as a tourist, with various people surrounding her. Sexpun casually walks up to her and takes a seat at the bar next to her. "Two ways this can go down any." Sexpun said in an almost threatening tone. "You come with me quietly, forget your plans, and maybe we'll get you a high security with a few female guards who swing both ways. Option 2 is I stop you the old-fashion way, bring you in, and living conditions are less the desirable."
"My my. That agency of yours doesn't give up so easily." Amy replied in a condescending tone. "Well here's an option 3, you come back with me to my hotel room, we screw like rabbits for 3 days long enough for my plan to work. You can say you were gassed in the process and nobody get in trouble."
"Old-fashion way it is." Sexpun replied coldly.
Amy attempts to spray Sexpun but she dodged it and instead gasses another lady with short hair and wearing a pansuit, and places Amy in an arm hold against the bar table. Amy steps on Sexpun's foot causing her to react in pain and Amy runs off. Seeing no point in trying to run after her, Amy checks on the lady.
"Ma'am, are you ok?" Sexpun asked concerned.
"I am now." The business lady answered. She takes one look at Sexton's good looks and is feeling aroused. "Are you business this evening?"
"Are you married?" Sexpun asked dryly.
"Only to my job and now I'm feeling frisky!"
"Down at the beach, there are probably a few ladies looking for a drink. Why not play sugar mama with them?"
"Thanks!" the business woman said eagerly as she runs off.
Sexpun runs to the direction she saw Amy ran to, but she lost her. "Damn it!"
Sexpun returns to the hotel room she's staying in, got changed into her skin-tight spysuit, preparing to search for Amy. Suddenly, three of her henchwomen crashed through the window and made battle stances.
"Our mistress sends her regards." The lead henchwoman said with an evil smile.
However, Sexpun shot each of them a dart right in their pussies. They immediately succumb to mind-numbing orgasms as they fell to the floor, grabbing their crotches, and moaning in both pain and pleasure. Sexpun smiles a smug expression as she has one hand on her hip, and the dart gun on the other, which she flip around and blows at it.
"This may be my favorite weapon. Thank you, J."
Back at the lab in headquarters, where H and J continue working...
"You're welcome." J uttered.
"What?" H asked.
"Sorry, I suddenly sense that someone was complementing one of my inventions." J replied with a smile.
H just sighs and rolls her eyes.
Back to Sexpun as she fled her room. She darts through the corners of the halls and sees a rather big burly henchwoman waiting near the elevator. She takes aim and launches a dart at the Amazon's thick neck but only sees her eye twitching. Thinking quickly she pulls some spray out of her bag and reaching for her zipper.
Sexpun walks up to the big henchwoman, but with red hair and butt naked. "Could you like tell me which way to the nudist wing of the hotel?" Sexpun asked in a valley girl accent.
The henchwoman gets a devious smile. "Right this way, ma'am." she said in a hoarse voice. She leads her to a bathroom and as the door closes some scuffle is going on as Sexpun comes out with her hair back to blonde but wearing the henchwoman's outfit, which is refitted to fit her smaller frame. The big henchwoman is heavily beaten up and lying on the floor naked. Sexpun looks at the watch and sees a location pinging.
"Peekaboo I've found you." Sexpun said in playful tone.
Amy and another henchwoman are overlooking a manufacturing line of her robots near a semi-dormant volcano.
"Ma'am I have a question." The henchgirl asked.
'What is it my dear?" Amy asked curiously.
"Me and the others were talking and have you taken into account the number of people who might develop a prejudice towards gay people? I mean if all women chase after others there's a good chance that means they'd leave husband and kids behind who would resent such actions..."
"My dear..." Amy said sinisterly. "What man will cry for his out-of-the-closet wife when he'll have a customizable sex bot who can be programmed for ANYTHING! Including being a maternal figure or make it so it would be like their mom never left."
"You've thought about this, haven't you?" The henchgirl asked astonished.
"I'm a sex-crazed supervillain, not a monster." Amy said proudly. "Why would I bother offering men a chance if I wasn't..."
"How generous of you." Sexpun said sarcastically.
Amy and her henchwoman turn to see Sexpun pointing her dart gun at them.
"Your plan is over, Amy Biguous Leegae. Surrender peaceful and things won't get ugly."
Amy eyes at Sexpun wearing one of her henchwomen's suit. "My uniform does look good on you, honey. You're truly one of us. My offer still stands, Sexpun."
Sexpun respond by shooting a dart at the henchwoman's crotch. Causing her to drop down and grabbing her crotch as the orgasm sets in.
"Interesting." Amy said smugly.
"I'll give you a taste if you don't back away from the sexbots." Sexpun warned.
"Oh, baby, sex isn't all they do." Amy said ominously, as she presses a button on the control, and they march towards Sexpun. "Enjoy playing with my girls."
Amy gets away again as the sexbots are about to fight Sexpun.
A fight ensues as Sexpun evades all their jabs and easily knocks a few of them back until one kicks Sexpun in the groin causing her to double over in pain.
Meanwhile in a lavishing bedroom elsewhere, Cassandra is lying in bed with the black and white male agents all naked when she senses something, causing her to sit up.
"What's wrong, Cass?" the white agent asked.
"Something tell me I may not become a grandmother." Cassandra answered worriedly, pressing her thighs together.
"The way you were working is are you sure you're a mother to begin with?" The black agent said teasingly.
Cassandra giggles. "The cave of wonder is open for another explorations if you're willing!"
"I'm willing!" her secretary said, popping up from under the blanket.
Back to Sexpun, now being held up by the sexbots as Amy scans her.
"What was that, some way to get my measurements for the suit?" Sexpun asked defiantly.
"Eh not exactly. Scanning your look. Your image would sell like hot cakes." Amy said sinisterly.
"Sure they'll make you feel less lonely but theirs only so much an android can do." Sexpun said defiantly.
"That's what you think! This little bobble also scans the brain so anything you can do it can do better."
A look of worry forms on Sexpun's face.
Amy's machine creates another android. This time looking like Sexpun. "Meet your better self, Sexpun."
She walks around the android to check her out. And she likes what she sees. Even rubbing between the sexbot's legs.
"You are quite good at turning me on, Mistress." Robo-Sexpun said in a robotic monotone. A tiny pistol comes out of each breasts, where her nipples would be.
Sexpun begins dodging the bullets as Robo-Sexpun fires off. The bullets stop as Sexpun ducks behind a crate. Catching her breath, she comes up with an idea. Jumping out from behind the crate she leaps into the air tossing a knife, but the knife assuredly misses as Robo-Sexpun turns around we see it undid Amy Biguous Leegae's top. Swiftly Sexpun makes her way to Amy kissing her on the lips and fondling one exposed breast. Amy, too aroused, is unable to fight back. The robot, looking at the sight, begins feeling aroused. "Exposition too arousing, heating circuits overloading! Systems failing-" Her head blows up as several sparks pop out of Where her head use to be. Sexpun withdraws her kiss as Amy still wiggles her tongue in mid-air.
Sexpun then manage to cause the Sexbot-making machine to self-destruct, including the bots already made to self-destruction. Then she heads to where the compound is about to be released. She shoots her darts at the remaining hechwomen. She release the compound into the lava underneath.
"NOOOOO!" Amy screams. She then bounce at Sexpun, causing then to fall down. But Sexpun manage to grab the ledge with one hand and Amy's hand with the other.
"Just hang on! I'll pull us up."
"I don't suppose you'll let me go after this."
"Not a chance! You must face justice for your crimes against humanity."
"A pity. We could have had something together."
Suddenly she lets go and falls into her death while smiling at Sexpun. It was very steamy, so she didn't clearly see her drop into the lava. Sexpun climbs up and can only look down despondently.
Later, the agents from the agency apprehending the henchwomen and confiscating their weapons and technology. Sexpun is speaking with Director Cassandra.
"So bottom line, Amy Biguous Leegae is dead, the compound is destroyed and her sexbots destroyed." Cassandra asked.
"Pretty much." Sexpun answered despondently.
"Pity if she thought long-term she could have ushered in a the long awaited robotic worker era for humanity."
"Yeah she could have." Sexpun said indifferently.
Cassandra is getting no response from her daughter, so she tries changing the subject. "And when H and J reverse engineer her technology, I'm going into the adult film industry with the various androids the machine makes."
"Have fun and be sure to program a limit." Sexpun said indifferently.
"Ok entering mom mode for a moment, what is wrong? You saved the day. You stopped the bad guy... why are you so down in the dumps?" Cassandra asked sternly.
"I can't help but feel bad for Amy throwing her life away."
Cassandra puts a comforting hand on her daughter's shoulder. "She made her choice. Who knows how her goal would truly affect society? I believe it's just for the best."
"Yeah, I guess you're right."
"Mother's always right." Cassandra said. Then the two hug each other and Cassandra kisses Sexpun's cheeks. "Now that you've completed your mission, you may rest up."
"Thank you, director." Sexpun saluted. She then walks off to one of the helicopters leaving. The other agents check her out, especially her swaying butt.
"There goes Sexpun, she's done it again. Damn she's hot." One male agent said.
"Tell me about it. I can see why even other women check her out." One female agent said.
That night at Sexpun's place, she just got out of the shower with a towel wrapped around her body. While she's drying her hair with another towel, she noticed something on her bed. A large envelope. Suspicious, she opens it up and pulls out a photo of a naked Amy in a sexy pose in which she spreads her thighs to reveal her shaven pussy and with a seductively-hungry look in her face, and her nipples look hard. There is handwriting on the bottom right that says "Something to think about on lonely nights. See ya soon."
"Sexpun T'Come will return in: You Only Scissor Twice." The narrator announced.
"Roger!" Sexpun yelled indignity.