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““🤓”? No, actually, that is not me. Carry on and have a pleasant day” Ashswag says and shooes Reddoons away. Like paper Reddoons flap flappy flaps away to Lidl. Huh… What a Peculiar Place! This idea reflects the history and politics of youth.
‘’Now this is my chance to take over an entire civilisation. Im coming for you Lidl!’’ Reddoons shouts in glee as he slowly flaps closer to the entrance to Lidl and the first stop is… The Lidl Bakery.
“Hello hello hello Welcome to the Lidl Bakery!” The Paninis say in unison. One Large Panini his name is Pentar says. “Yo. Don't mess with us.” Reddoons shivers a bit but he musters up the courage to slap them all silly. He clarts the big panini in the head and chucks him at. A Year 7. 😬🆘️
‘’OW! That hurt you little banana! Youre not getting ANYTHING from my bakery! Shoo! Shoo! Shoo i say!’’ The big panini says, the little paninis all nod in unison and Reddoons i
s forced to go to another section of the big extravagant Lidl building.
“So… What do we have here. The dairy? Dairy Schmairy.” Reddoons grumbles and chucks all the milk onto the ground. “АаааааааааахахClinton is Crazy-Frog-Kassette”
‘’Sir why did you throw the milk on to the ground’’ The employee asks curiously. ‘’Im lactose intolerant’’ Lactose Intolerant Reddoons says as he throws all the milk jugs from the shelves to the ground. He ends up slipping onto the ground with the staff. But before he could be caught he quickly flops away to the next section of the Lidl.
“Welcomeeeee to the sweets section!” Jiggy Luka Modrić whispers. Reddoons explodes everywhere and then comes back to life in the Galaxy Bars box. He grows back to his full size before jogging off to look at the Middle of Lidl aisle with all ghe clothes and toys and wood planks. He will be back soon.
When Reddoons arrived at the Middle of Lidl, he immediately went to the Lidl merch and stole a few of the shoes, jackets shirts and basically every piece of merchandise Lidl has. It looked absolutely delightful… What a beautiful piece of clothing to have. Reddoons rolled to the Freezers.
“Ohh its chilly in here……….” Revolutiondoons says, sausage, and turns into an icecube. He gets unfrozen by a secret unknown force. 👏 Fragestellungen Flames
‘’Oh thank you so much FlameFrags i would have been an icecube forever in the middle of lidl if it werent for you! I owe you one buddy, lets continue shopping together.’’ Reddoons says gratefully. He and Flamefrags continue walking and end up at the beverages aisle. When they both were looking at the drinks and Reddoons saw a shiny Corona bottle catch his eye.. He opened the fridge and it hit FlameFrags in the face and he fell backwards and fell on all the bottles of alcohol and beer, all of the bottles smashing on the floor as the whole aisle turned into a mess.
“Святі кокоси! Are you oplay?” Reddoons asks nonchalantly. “Yo I'm good.” FrameFlags outnonchalants him with his aura, getting up and shaking his dreads. It attracts all the Lidl employees and the manager has to stop him at once. “Stop shaking your dreads you're distracting my employees!”
‘’Heh, my bad.. My bad..’’ Flamefrags the nonchalant dreadhead smirks and stopped shaking his dreads. ‘’We will have to trap you to stop you from shaking your dreads ever again.’’ The manager exclaims. FlameFrags felt the blood drain from his face. ‘’No! Dude! You cant do this to me! You just cant! You cant!’’ He begged but nothing worked.. And a cage was put on his head to stop him from shaking his nonchalant dreads. And whenever he tried to exit the building his head just wouldnt go through because of the huge cage on his head. Hes Trapped.
“Um? What the goof?” America says. 😬 “Please do free him. I'm Jaxx and I’m ready to fuck.”
Pangi rolls up to the beverage aisle and attacks America. ‘’The Dutch will rise! They will rise!’’ Clownpierce also joins in on the chant and they start pushing America towards the fridge. They open the fridge and push him inside and leave him to Freeze, or… ‘Chill out’.... Forever…
“Oh man.” Reddoons says at the situation. But he knows what will make him feel better. A cheeky galaxy bar. He knocks everyone over on his way to the chocolate and candy aisle, killing a few by crushing them to death on his way there. “Oops. Oops. Oops.” But there he stands. Before the Great Grey Galloway Googly George Giggly Griffin Galaxy Gut Bars. He grabs a whole box and jogs off the the cashier.
“ Hi” Everyoje says to reddoons at the checkout. He slams a huge fucking 93.6kg box onto the conveyer belt and it crumbles to the ground beneath the chocolates and theres pieces of metal everywhere. He then puts a beer down. “Okay that will be……… 200 Minecoins.” The lad at the checkout says.
“Crikey.. Inflation these days… 😬” редонс says as if he didnt just put down almost a hundred kilograms of items. Then he gets out his comically large 100 metre long credit card and pays for all him items, and all the employees wave goodbye as he leaves to wonder around the rest of Hamburger, Germany.
