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"Hi, everyone.", Hyunjin pushed his long pink hair away from his eyes, "This is Stray Kids Hyunjin and as we promised our STAYs we"ll be vlogging our last day on the Japan trip! So today we-"
" You didn"t press record.", Jisung noticed.
" Oh-"
Minho let out an incredulous laugh, grabbing his boyfriend"s hand tighter. "Seriously again? If it hadn"t been for Hannie you would"ve flubbed the last vlog too dumbass."
" Yeah, never mind. Let"s do this again.. "
" Press record first. "
" I was gonna do it, okay?"
" And record a vlog next time you fap too. " Seungmin snickered.
It"d been only two months since Hyunjin had accidentally busted a nut when Jeongin was vlogging, albeit off camera, but the fans had almost guessed themselves! The agency had made Hyunjin fake a minor injury to account for the loud moans.
Hyunjin"s ears turned red. "Y"all will go to hell.."
"Annyeong, STAYs! This is another episode of Hyun.e"s Holiday and as we promised, we"ll be vlogging the last day of our trip to Japan. So, let"s get started."
Hyunjin scurried about the hotel room with his camera in hand showing the room and introducing the members.
" Now I"m sharing this room with Seungmin, Hannie and Minho hyung. Felix and Changbin hyung are in the room across the hall. Chan hyung and Innie are in the room adjacent to ours. Wonder how they"re doing?"
Minho ushered him to come back to the bed and the younger obeyed.
" As you can see, the room is kind of a mess right now, all thanks to-"
"Craving tissues, Hyunie?" Minho cut him off.
Hyunjin gulped audibly and smiled at the camera. "As you know, STAYs, Chan hyung will decide a place to visit for today, and it has to be real special because its the last one. Aw, its ended so fast, huh? I feel like I got here yesterday."
Jisung looked out of the window, hoping Hyunjin will ignore him this time around, he really wasn"t in the mood to talk.
"Ah, Jisung-ah!"
Crap.
"I"m sure STAYs want to hear what Jisung-ah has to say. He"s at the window right now, the scene is pretty good! Cherry blossoms and all. Are you thinking of writing a song about this?"
"Y-Yeah.." Jisung faked a smile. He strengthened his grab on Minho"s hand, comfortably out of the camera"s view.
Minho noticed his boyfriend"s tension.
"Hyunie, why don"t you call Chan to see what he"s planned for today?"
"Must be something stupid like tea ceremonies", Seungmin laughed, " "cause BangChan is so old-"
" Not older than this one joke you have."
" You"re glad you"re older than me, Minho hyung."
" The tissues have found a new prey it seems-"
Just as the two were starting to chase each other around the room, Hyunjin spoke out. " Or it could just be visiting the geisha district? Remember Chan hyung had tons of magazines with geishas on the covers stuffed under his bed?"
" Huh-" Jisung realised it was too late to interfere. The room went quiet as Seungmin and Minho shared weird looks with each other.
" What?" Hyunjin asked.
" Oh look Chan hyung is calling. I guess we"ll vlog the rest later on, huh? See you soon, STAYs!" Jisung used his quick thinking to turn the recording off.
All eyes shifted to Hyunjin.
..............
" YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU HAD A GEISHA FETISH?!", Hyunjin burst at the top of his lungs. Seungmin laughed his ass off in the corner, snug in Innie"s strong arms.
"ITS COMMON SENSE! COMMON FUCKING SENSE, HYUNJIN! " Chan seriously questioned Hyunjin"s media training.
"Okay, well, maybe I could"ve known if the geishas had their clothes off on the covers-"
"Hyunie would"ve joined you then." Minho smirked.
"But the clothes were ON! THEY WERE ON!"
"Maybe maybe Hyunjin that"s because I"m into the CLOTHES! Aren"t YOU into towels covering only the privates? Huh, huh??"
"Okay well- are you literally kink shaming me right now?!"
"YOU"RE being SHAMEFUL, how about that?"
"Okay, okay guys. No need to fight. Everyone has kinks!" Jeongin tried to break them up.
" Oh yeah, little kid? What kinks do you have?" Minho directed the smirk to his direction now.
" Well..I like hands and legs smaller than mine..and kind of thin boys.."
Minho looked squarely at Seugmin, cozily snuggled up in Jeongin"s arms and all the hyungs erupted in laughter.
" Hey! This isn"t fair-" Seungmin fired up, though not denying anything, comforting a very clearly blushing Jeongin.
Felix had been observing everything. Half sulking in the corner. The only difference between him and Jisung was that Minho had gotten the latter to loosen up a bit. Sure, he laughed at Jeongin"s expense, but stopped almost as soon as he began.
Changbin clapped loudly to get the members" attention. "We still don"t know what mission we have for today"s vlog. Hyunie needs something exciting to vlog about, right?"
" Exciting indeed." Chan"s eyes glimmered as he averted his gaze to Hyunjin, sitting like a handsome yet disheveled ferret with his tongue out, "I can guarantee that Hyunie will be really excited in today"s vlogs."
"Wha-"
"Today"s mission plan is going to an onsen."
"WHAT!" Hyunjin almost stood up.
" Yep, Hyunjin, imagine all the hot men with towels around their waists in the locker room. And then the naked men in the bath house. "
Note: Hyunjin has a bunch of kinks. He"s into towels around the waist, abs, veiny shafts, big butts, homoerotic straight boys, but nothing turns him on more than a healthy dose of casual nudity
" This is fucking evil." Seungmin"s eyes opened wide, " Count me in."
" How could you do this to me?! You"re the WORST hyung ever!!"
" It"ll make STAYs forget ALL about the geishas hahahaha", Minho laughed at the thought of Hyunjin desperately trying to hide his boner in the vlog.
" But wait-", Changbin added, "You haven"t told y"all the mission yet-"
" We"d all promised to do whatever mission you asked us to do, otherwise it"d make us look like wimps to the fans. But now I"m definitely scared." Jeongin spoke from his corner.
"Ah, the mission," Chan, "Is to make sure Hyunie always stays turned on."