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So here he is, gazing into the asscrack of dawn from the kitchen window of Farmer Vantas. Because apparently they have to get up this early to milk the sheep—which isn’t a euphemism, by the way. Dave asked, just to make sure, and Vantas gave him the dirtiest look and scoffed at him.
In Dave’s defense, he didn’t even know sheep had milk.