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Three words.
Stupid. Fucking. Fox.
It isn’t everyday that the very person that is your nemesis suddenly barges into your room without warning.
”You want to do WHAT!?” Ziya shouts, his eyes not only opening but widening. In front of him is Koyanskaya with that annoyingly pesky grin.
”Well, it’s an offer you shouldn’t refuse~ Either way, I have… new toys for us to try out! I don’t feel like bothering the Master, he’s too hyper fixated on that gremlin who loves to create pipebombs, so I’d like to take my anger out on you.” She explained, all while taking out the many toys she had.
Sex toys. Well, this is about to be rough by all means rough. “And you want me to use them? Seriously?” Ziya glances at the sex toys, then Koyanskaya. As if to respond to his answer, Koyanskaya stepped closer to the Rider.
”H-hey! Get the heck away from me, I did NOT agree to—“
Moans fill the room, accompanied by vibrating and the sound of skin slapping.
”Oh, come on. You’re tired, aren’t you?” Koyanskaya smirked as she eyed Ziya. The both of them lie in bed, with Ziya on bottom and Koyanskaya on top, both naked. All Ziya wanted to do is get away from this crazy vixen.
”Get off of me!” Ziya demanded, but Koyanskaya isn’t gonna let him go that easily. She’d further shove the sex toy up Ziya’s anus, causing him to moan.
Oh, fuck. Ziya thought, I think I’m going to cum. And cum he did do. He begged that this would be the last time that hed be forced to this, forced to be Koyanskaya’s sex toy amongst that anus vibrator.
And thank God that turned out to be. Mainly because…
”Im done. I feel as if Master’s calling me for my services again~” Koyanskaya declared as she removed the vibrator and got up off of Ziya, dressing herself back up. For what seemed to be the first time, Ziya opened his eyes, revealing a glare.
”Oh, don’t be mad. Us servants can’t produce children, after all!” Sure, it was reassuring, but you can’t take chances. Like how that one servant has a god for a mother, or— nevermind. That’s the only example he can think of, anyways. When Ziya wanted to say something, anything to the vixen, she was gone.
”I’ll be damned if some child pops up…” Ziya grumbled as he got up, got into some clothes, and left. He’s going to go fishing for the rest of the day, the end. Hopefully this doesn’t create any damned children!
”Jiang Ziya!” Ritsuka shouted as he ran to the Rider, who turned to him.
”Ah, Master! What brings you here today?” He said with a smile, not suspecting anything. Ritsuka awkwardly looks around, before breathing in.
”We have a visitor. From what he’s told me, he claims that you’re his father and Koyanskaya’s his mother.” Ritsuka explained.
”Oh, ye— WHAT!?” Ziya shouted, his eyes widening almost instantly. Ritsuka chuckled sheepishly, almost as if he was regretting saying this in the Rider’s face. Silence reigned over the two for a good few minutes, until a certain duo approached the two.
Koyanskaya approaches, and beside her was a man with salmon-colored hair that reaches his shoulder, fox ears and a tail. He carried a fan, also.
“Ziya! Who the heck is this fox claiming to be our love child?” Koyanskaya “politely” asked as she led the foxian to him.
”Heya, father. Name’s Jiaoqiu!” The foxian, Jiaoqiu said as he smiled, his face eerily just like Ziya’s. Ziya blinked once, then twice, then glanced at Koyanskaya and back at his supposed son.
”…But, the kid is not my son.” Ziya bluntly muttered. Somehow, it was heard.
”But he is your son, alright. …Seems like it, I guess…” Ritsuka turned to face the family, before realizing something.
”Doesn’t this mean you’ll have to pay child sup—“
”HELL NO!” Ziya dashed as fast as he could out there, leaving Ritsuka, Jiaoqiu, and Koyanskaya alone.
”Don’t you worry, son. NFF Services will be giving you financial support since your father would rather be a deadbeat and make a run for the milk.” Koyanskaya patted Jiaoqiu’s head as she said this.
Needless to say, the whole situation was a King Arthur-like situation but without the incest.