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Ladies Man?

Summary:

Returning from a beach, Kaminari and Mineta were feeling down from being rejected by girls they asked out. Izuku merely tried to cheer them up. So how did that get turned into them accusing and thinking he was some kind of womanizer?!

Izuku x Harem one shot.

Notes:

Another one shot! This one should be more simple, just a little fun one where Denki and Minoru accuse of Izuku being a ladies man and much to his horror and bafflement the other guys think they have a point. Overall, not really serious, just something fun.

Anyway, enjoy, or not, I don’t care you all have your opinions.

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 “Are those two alright?” Tenya asked, confusion in his tone from what lied before him.  He wasn’t the only one as Izuku and Shouto too look lost from what they were seeing.  The three having just return from doing a little shopping for the dorms along with just hanging out and studying together.

  Up ahead lying on the ground with a depressive atmosphere surrounding them and a look of disappointed and despair, both Denki Kaminari and Minoru Mineta lied in the middle of the common room.  Nearby with amused expressions or sweat drops from the two’s behavior were Eijiro and Hanta who were sitting on one of the couches.  On the other couch looking up from a book he was reading was Fumikage while Dark Shadow stared near its user.  Near the kitchen were Koji and Rikido who finished eating up snacks the latter made for them.  Mezo and Mashirao was at a table finishing up some schoolwork, putting it all away.  Yuga was just standing nearby sparkling for some reason, but they didn’t think too much on that.  The only guy not present being Katsuki, out training in Gym Gamma on school grounds still.

  None of the girls were currently present in the common area or kitchen.  Kyouka was in her room what the guys guessed was either homework or playing music.  Tsuyu went to visit her family for the remainer of the day.  Ochako, Mina and Tooru are out doing their own shopping or just hanging out with one another.  Momo was elsewhere on school grounds meeting up with Itsuka for something they weren’t sure of.  Overall, they were accounted for as to where they were.

 “Don’t mind those two.  They’re just overreacting from what happened earlier today.” Hanta explained to the three newly arrived teenage boys.

 “What happened?” Shouto couldn’t help but ask, curious now.

 “We went to the beach for a bit for some fun.  But those two tried to hit on some girls and got rejected every time.  It was pretty sad to see.” Eijiro admitted, sheepishly smiling from recalling that.  It was rather depressing to see the two trying every time only to fail again and again.

 “It hurts to think about…” Denki lamented from his spot, face still lying flat on the floor.

 “I didn’t even finish saying anything when they shot me down…” Minoru lamented also, which just made it even more depressing all things considering.

 “They’re acting like they’ve been shot.” Mashiarou muttered from the sight from his spot at the table.

 “Darkness has utterly consumed their will to keep on going.” Fumikage stated, which drew a few odd looks but got over it quickly, used to it already.

  Iida, Todoroki and Midoriya placed their stuff on either a table or one of the chairs for the time being, hearing all this while eyeing the two depressed boys.  Izuku, unable to stop himself from feeling bad and wanting to try cheering them up, walked over to the two perverts and kneeled a bit to get closer.

 “Hey, I’m sure it will be okay.  There’s plenty of fish in the sea.” Izuku simply stated to them with a smile, knowing that was a phrase people used about finding a girl and getting with her.

  That apparently was the wrong thing to say.  Both Kaminari and Mineta slowly turning their heads to sent the dark green haired teen a serious glare.  Izuku was taken back but was unable to respond before Mineta shot up towards him.

 “Oh we do NOT want to hear from you Mr. I get every girl head over heels for me!” Menta accused and rather comical fury, pointing at the freckled face teen before him.

 “WHAT?!” Izuku sputtered out.  His own face becoming beet red from what he was just called.  What was Mineta talking about?!

 “Yeah man, we know you’re cool about it and all but you’re the last person who can cheer us up considering your own luck with girls.” Kaminari responded in a calmer manner, yet the glare he had to Izuku was still visible for all to see.

 “What are you talking about?!  What luck with girls?!” Izuku yelled out, his eyes bulging out while his cheeks remain blazing red.  Seriously what were these two talking about, he sucked with girls!

 “Don’t act all innocent!  We know how you get close to all the girls in our class and winning their hearts!  You even call them by their first names too!  One girl isn’t enough, you have to hog them all to yourself you bastard!” Mineta accused, still pointing his finger at him which shook in rage in a comical way.

 “THAT’S NOT TRUE AT ALL!  WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!” Izuku yelled back, completely embarrassed by this whole thing.  The dark green haired managed to take a breather before turning to the rest of the guys, a wobbly smile on his face knowing they would back him up, “Come on guys, tell these two they’re being weird.”

  To his utter bafflement and horror however, the rest of the guys just looked at one another unsure or unconvinced.  Even Iida and Todoroki looked as if they doubted Izuku, which didn’t help in the slightest one bit.

 “Guys?” Izuku asked again, his voice quieter and squeakier than he meant it to be.

 “Well… you have been getting pretty close to the girls for a while now.” Eijiro admitted, even if he looked guilty from unable to come to Izuku’s defense which didn’t make any sense to the teen in question.

 “While I can’t confirm about the other girls, you and Uraraka have been on a first name basic for quite some time.” Iida told Midoriya, who just looked befuddled by even Iida being against him like this.

 “We’re just good friends!  There’s nothing else to it!” Izuku defended himself, but it didn’t stop the red still flooding his cheeks.  Sure, Ochako was amazing and pretty and all sorts of wonderful things, but he knew she only saw him as a friend!  She could do way better than him by a longshot!

 “That’s what they all say,” Mineta stated with fury in his eyes, both him and Kaminari on their feet staring at Izuku as if he was man guilty of doing a crime, “But Uraraka wasn’t enough for you.  You had to go get Tsuyu head over heels for you too!”

 “NO I HAVEN’T!  AND TSUYU WANTS EVERYONE TO CALL HER BY HER NAME!  YOU JUST DID IT YOURSELF!” Izuku yelled out to the midget student.  His face currently stuck on being beet red refusing to go away.

 “To be fair,” Fumikage spoke up, getting Izuku to swiftly turn towards the bird headed teen, “She does seem more relaxed and happier when you’re around.  As if darkness itself is pushed back from her from your very presence.”

 “Indeed!  She does have this nice glow when talking to Midoriya she doesn’t have with anyone else!” Yuga stated while sparkling immensely still from spot, refusing to move.

 “But-!” Izuku tried to deny but wasn’t a chance to do so.

 “Plus, you’ve been going on outings with Ashido more often.  You two even went to some dance competition and won it together a few weeks ago!  It’s pretty manly.” Kirishima added in with a grin, recalling how Mina would talk about her time with Midoriya when with him and the others, even if Bakugou looked like he’d rather be anywhere else when she does that.

 “That was just as a friend!  What was I to do, turn her down to hang out?  Besides, she did most of the work on that anyway!” Izuku downplayed it frantically.  Still, he couldn’t forget how he and Mina did dance together.  Remembering how close they were only worsen the blush on his face, but he wouldn’t deny it was nice.  But he knew it was still just her being a great friend.

 ‘That’s not what she thinks.’ Eijiiro thought, recalling how detailed Mina went into talking about that night and how much Midoriya managed to impress everyone at the competition.  Nor did he forget the soft smile and how genuine happy she was when talking about him in general.

 “And what about Jirou?” Denki then moved on the next girl, which got Izuku to shift back towards the Electrification-Quirk user utterly confused.

 “What about Kyouka?” Izuku asked nervous and puzzled.

 “HAH!  SEE?!  FIRST NAME BASIS!” Denki pointed and shouted like he caught someone doing something they shouldn’t.  All while Izuku’s blush only worsen from it all, “Ever since the Culture Festival you and her hang out in her room playing music together time to time!  And everyone here knows how much convincing it took to have her play music for anyone, yet she has no issues doing it with you!”

 “It’s… It’s not like that…!” Izuku was stuttering now.  Yes he and Kyouka hang out like that, but again it was all just as friends.  She was adamant about him calling her by her first name and he simply returned the favor.  Yes he thought she was amazing and pretty, and her voice was gorgeous, but he knew that to her he was just a friend.  Why do they think otherwise?!

 “Let’s not forget Hagakure.  I’m not sure if I should be impressed or not, but you always seem to know where she is and what type of movement she’s doing even when the rest of us don’t.  Hard to pay that much attention to her like that and not be closer than friends.” Mashirao shared, which got Izuku to look his way with embarrassment.

 “It’s not-!” Izuku was again cut off.

 “Not to mention how despite her invisibility, you always seem to know how she’s feeling or looking.  I remember she was feeling down due to a place she liked to go to closing down, yet only you were able to notice her before any of us did.” Hanta shared.  He couldn’t speak for Hagakure obviously, but if he was invisible all the time yet someone still knew how he felt and looked without needing to say anything, he’d grow more closer to them from that alone.

 “Of course, the final girl in our class and the goddess herself that is Yaoyorozu, you too had to take for yourself!” Mineta roared out, this time not even bothering to try to stop the angry jealous tears going down his face, “HAVING FIVE GIRLS WASN’T ENOUGH FOR YOU!  YOU HAD TO GO GET THE HOTTEST ONE TOO YOU SON OF A BITCH!”

 “What are you even talking about?!” Izuku shouted while somehow defying logic his face grew even redder with embarrassment.  What on Earth made them think that Momo liked him in such a way?!  She’s way too beautiful, smart and kind to think he of all people was boyfriend material!

 “You both do hang out a lot together,” Shouto answered, getting Izuku to look at him with a comically wide-eyed expression to see even Todoroki think there’s something between him and Momo, “You tend to study plenty with each other, and you both like to talk about how she could utilize her quirk in all sorts of ways.  And, though correct me if I’m wrong, didn’t she had to attend some gathering with her family and she invited you to join her for it?  You both had a good time at that too.”

  Izuku stayed red face, remembering that.  As a member of a wealthy and known family, there were a few things that Momo had to attend herself as long as it wasn’t in the way of her schooling or internships.  She chose to invite him for it, which he accepted cause why would he turn down an honor like that?  He remembered almost fainting from seeing Momo wearing a sparkling black dress that the word beautiful alone didn’t cut how amazing she looked.  A fancy dinner followed by slow dancing, Izuku was pretty sure his face was red the whole time.  Yet, he enjoyed every moment of it, and Momo assured him she did too.

 “That… That doesn’t mean anything…” Izuku’s voice was soft and squeaky with embarrassment, yet still refusing to think that she and the other girls somehow liked him in such a way.

 “Liar!” Minoru exclaimed, not done yet knowing how big this womanizer’s reach was and went beyond the girls of the class, “You have Yaoyorozu, you have the other five girls!  But even then you couldn’t be satisfied so you went to get girls from outside the class too!”

 “If it matters,” Mezo spoke up, figuring he would add his own cents from what he knew, missing how Izuku looked at him in comical horror from joining in on this whole debacle, “Considering everything it probably does, but there is that girl from the Support Department he’s close too also.  Hatsume I think her name was?”

 “It isn’t like that!  We’re just friends!” Izuku responded loudly, waving his arms all around frantically from it all.  Of course he likes to hang out with Mei, he likes sharing ideas with her and how she’s able to bring a smile to his face.  He just wanted to ensure she was taking care of herself!

 “Really, then why do I see you sometimes having lunch with her and feeding it to her?” Mezo questioned, considering he had seen upon a sight a few times.  He doubted anyone did that and not be like a couple since he figured that what couples did.

 “She always overworks herself that she misses her lunch and other things!  Power Loader says I’m the only one who can get her to take it easy, and she insists on wanting me to do that!” Izuku tried to explain, not realizing that only made him more suspicious.

 “Hatsume only wants you around to give her lunch and feed it to her along with taking care of her?” Mezo asked with a raise eyebrow.

 “Yes!” Izuku answered, again not realizing how this may sound to be used against him.

 “Literally has a girl wanting him to take care of her.  Lucky bastard.” Mineta growled with jealous fury.  He honestly would have been proud of Izuku if it weren’t for the fact that he was getting many girls to like him, not leaving them for the rest of the guys!

 “Not only that, but don’t forget he has Hado-Sempai too.” Denki muttered in jealousy too.

 “What does Nejire have to do with any of this?!” Izuku shouted again in utter bafflement and embarrassment.

 “OF COURSE YOU WOULD BE ON FIRST NAME BASIS WITH HER TOO!  Girls our year aren’t enough so you have shot for higher reaches above us!” Minoru roared out in jealous fury once again.  The others are sure he’s just currently stuck on this mode for the time being.

 “Sorry Midoriya but you are pretty close with her too.  Don’t you two tend to hang out in each other’s rooms sometimes to talk quirks and similar subjects?” Iida asked, getting Izuku to squeak like a mouse from the question.

 “Don’t forget that every time she greets him she hugs his head into her boobs.  Hard not to notice that considering how much she does that.” Rikido reminded the others.  Even he would admit that he was a bit jealous when seeing Izuku be subjected into something like that.  He was a guy; he would admit to liking such things.  He just wasn’t a pervert about it unlike Kaminari and Mineta.

 “She doesn’t mean to do that!  She just likes to hug people!” Izuku defended with his face still completely red, but no one believed him.

 “You’re the only one she hugs that way for.  Not to mention how she likes to jump on your back and hang off you like a koala.” Sero added, recalling her doing that to the dark green haired teen.  It was kind of funny to see he would admit, yet also a bit jealous because he knows Midoriya can feel her boobs pressed into him when she does that.

  Izuku simply kept blushing, unsure of what to say to them that it wasn’t what they thought it was.  Yes she does those things with him, and yes he enjoyed his time with her, but like with the rest he was just a friend to her.  No way someone as beautiful and joyful like Nejire would want him to date her.

 “Anyway, we’re getting ahead of ourselves.  Going back to our year, you have too sought to claim the girls from our sister class!” Denki pointed at him with accusation.

  The blonde didn’t even give Izuku a chance to respond to that, quickly pulling put his phone from his pocket.  Quickly dialing a number, he put the phone up to his ear while he patiently waited.  The others were confused by this but didn’t say anything as the phone was answered.

 “What do you want 1-A?!” The agitated voice of one Neito Monoma from Class 1-B answer, clearly not happy to be talking to someone from his self-proclaimed rival class, “And how did you even get my nu-?!”

 “We’re confronting the womanizer.” Denki simply told him like that meant something,

*BAM*

  Everyone, especially Izuku jumped in shock from the door to their dorm building being kicked opened.  There standing in front of the rest with a look that seemed to promise pain towards the dark green haired teenager, was one Neito Monoma.  He wasn’t alone however, as the rest of the boys of 1-B were also with him.

 “So now you finally get called out for what you have done to the girls of our lovely class?!” Neito boasted with a manic grin, all while Izuku was more horrified and completely lost as to what was happening.

 “Weren’t we just in our dorm common area?  How did we get here so fast?” Nirengeki questioned, looking around in utter confusion.

 “Don’t question it.  It will save you the headache.” Juzo told him facing his way.  He learned to just accept things like this happen.  Trying to understand it was just asking for trouble.

 “What is even happening…?” Izuku muttered with wide comical eyes, completely confused now at this turn of events as the 1-B boys walked into the common area, closing the entrance door to the dorms behind them.

 “Ah, so he’s trying to act innocent.  It won’t work!  We know of you taking the hearts of our girls for yourself!” Kosei pointed out

 “WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!  I HAVEN’T DONE ANYTHING LIKE THAT!” Izuku yelled again, his face becoming red once more from the accusations he was getting from… from everyone really.

 “False!  You seduced Big Sis Kendou!  You took your time but you have her fallen for your deception!  Every time you hang out with her with sparring or whatever she always talk about you and has this big smile on her face!  I would normally be happy for her but you had to get the rest of the girls to fall for you, you unmanly pervert!” Tetsutetsu exclaimed, pointing his finger all accusingly like at the further baffled Izuku.

 “I’M NOT A PERVERT!  I HAVEN’T SEDUCED ANYONE!  IT ISN’T LIKE THAT!” Izuku exclaimed yet stuttered out from the accusation, especially from being called a pervert.  Where did they even get that idea from?!  He and Itsuka tend to spar once in a while for training then hang out like friends do, how is that perverted?!

 “Lies from the darkness deceiving to the rest as the light.  You made Komori fall to your whispers of lies and deceits, causing her to fall further down the pit of the abyss that is your lust.” Shihai responded to him, his face unchanging nor has his tone.

  Others even those among the 1-B boys blankly stared at him utterly confused before looking back at Izuku.

 “He’s saying you hanging out with Komori and having talks about pro heroes and her quirk made her fall head over heels for you over time.” Yosetsu translated for those who didn’t get what the Black-Quirk user was talking about.

 “She hasn’t though!  We’re just friends!” Izuku kept on saying about the girls, yet why does no one believe him?!

“Then there’s the fact of you hanging out with Yanagi,” Sen responded completely ignoring what Izuku just said, “Whether it’s at our dorms or here in yours, you and her sometimes have private horror movie sessions and study together at times too.  You even went with her to some horror movie convention a month ago.  She wouldn’t stop talking about how much fun she and you had.”

 “What’s wrong with hanging out and doing that with Reiko?” Izuku questioned, face red remembering going that to her.  He enjoyed it yet remember how embarrassed and nerve wracking it was when a good scare happened and she latched onto him like her life depended on it.  He would not deny it felt nice and comforting, but that only worsen his current embarrassment.

 “You dare call her by her first name?!” Monoma looked like he was about to pop a vein from how furious he looked from what he heard coming from the womanizing bastard’s mouth.

 “What’s wrong with that?!  She wanted me too!  She calls me by my name too, so what’s the problem?!” Izuku responded utterly baffled, not realizing that only made Monoma more furious.  Luckily Jurota and Yosetsu were able to keep him grounded and not jump the poor and confused dark green haired boy right then and there.

 “Moving on to Tokage,” Juzo took over as if it was the obvious thing to do getting Izuku to look his way still utterly confuse by everything, “She wouldn’t stop talking about you every time you visited and hung out with her.  It only got worse when you both went on a date to that dinosaur museum that she wanted to go to and saw that release of some pre-quirk dinosaur movie about a park.  As much as I should be happy that she’s enjoying your company, the fact you’re doing the same with numerous other girls rubs me the wrong way.”

 “DATE?!” Izuku stuttered worse upon hearing that, his face once again breaking logic and becoming redder none of them thought possible, all while he waved his arms in a frantic manner that put Iida’s usual arm movements to shame, “IT WASN’T LIKE THAT!  WE WERE JUST HANGING OUT LIKE FRIENDS!”

 “Nah, that’s definitely a date.” Eijiro added in, while others casually nodded or voiced in agreement which didn’t help Izuku’s nervousness and embarrassment at all.

 “Yeah, just like the one you went on with Kodai to those rereleases of Ultraman movies a couple months ago.  Pretty sure it’s the most we’ve seen her smile since we first met her.” Hiryu shared, remembering when Kodai and Midoriya went out for the day, with most of it consisting of watching said movies from the pre-quirk era.

 “It… It wasn’t a date…” Izuku stuttered, voice quiet while once more getting overwhelmed from all of this.  He enjoyed that day with Yui, he never did saw those movies before and had a great time seeing and discussion them with her over lunch and dinner.  Sure, he wouldn’t mind if it was an actual date, but he knew that he was just a friend in her eyes.

 “I don’t think it’s an issue if it was.” Todoroki replied, figuring that nothing was wrong with Izuku’s growing relationship with the girls if they were genuinely happy.

 “I DO!” Neito exclaimed with fury in his eyes at the white and red haired teen before turning his attention back at Midoriya, “Even with those five, it wasn’t enough for you to rob the hearts of our girls!  You’ve gone after Tsunotori, forcing her to be near your 1-A presence, claiming to help her learn Japanese better when you probably took advantage and make her say horrible things!”

 “But you do that.” Tetsutetsu pointed out.

 “WHO’S SIDE ON YOU ON?!” Neito shouted out at his friend, who simply shrugged in response.  He just didn’t want Kendou or any of the other girls to have their feelings messed with and leave them hurt.

 “Yeah, Midoriya would never do such a mean thing.” Kaminari, even despite his jealousy of Midoriya having so many girls liking him in such a way knows the teen would never do anything like that.

  Others nodded or voiced in agreement on this.  Izuku would have found it touching of them defending him if they still didn’t think that he was some womanizer!  Which he wasn’t dang it!

 “I just offered to help her learn Japanese better.  We hang out like friends do.  Why is that so hard to understand?” Izuku pointed out and asked.  He still didn’t get what was wrong here.  He enjoyed spending time with Pony, and she says that she enjoys spending time with him.  Where was the crime here?

 “Finally, there’s Shiozaki,” Manga spoke up, still ignoring Izuku’s question on how any of this was apparently somehow him seducing the girls, “Honestly I’m surprise you managed to get her to fall for you considering how serious she tends to be with stuff like this.  Not sure if I should be impressed or not.”

 “But I didn’t make Ibara fall for me!  There was no falling of anything!” Izuku replied back, not noticing how Monoma looked like he was about to get an aneurysm from hearing Midoriya speak Ibara by her first name like that.  He hung out with Ibara like everyone else.  They train, they talk about quirks and other fun stuff, and go try out each other’s hobbies.  Why was that bad?

 “You clearly did something.  All seven of them can’t help but bring you up sometimes and mention how they like spending time with you,” Jurota shared with him, pushing his glasses back before continuing, “Please understand Midoriya, they are our friends and we don’t think you would intentionally hurt them in anyway.  We simply can’t help but worry for their emotional health with you possibly sending mix signals.”

 “Still so many girls.  But at least isn’t trying to like, say seduce our teachers or something like Midnight-Sensei.” Kosei joked to lighten the mood a bit, a grin on his face.

 “Oh yeah Midoriya, you were on an internship with her for one of the randomized weeks we did right?” Iida asked him to make sure he remembered right.  The past two months deciding to do something different, having hero students picking an internship in a randomize manner for a week.  If he recalled correctly, Midoriya’s first week involved working under Midnight all by himself.

 “I was, but it wasn’t anything serious.  Nemuri wanted me to work on how to handle with dealing with the public better, so we focused on that.” Izuku answered with a small smile, hoping that finally this whole nonsense would be put behind them.

  He was confused when all of a sudden he was met with blank looks from everyone.  Looking all around him he was met with the same expression, which admittingly was a bit unnerving.  Not to mention how quiet they all gotten didn’t help either.

 “What?” Izuku asked, puzzlement yet worry growing in his tone.

 “Did you just call Midnight-Sensei by her first name?” Satou asked with bewilderment in his voice.

 “ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!  I WAS JOKING!” Tsuburaba roared out, getting Izuku to nearly shriek from the sudden shout, all while the Solid Air-Quirk user pointed at him with such intensity, “FIRST THE GIRLS IN OUR CLASSES WEREN’T ENOUGH SO YOU DECIDED TO GO AFTER OUR TEACHERS TOO?!  DOES YOUR LUST KNOW NO BOUNDS?!”

 ‘That sounds like something Shiozaki would say.’ Kamakiri thought.  Honestly the Razor Sharp-Quirk user didn’t even care about all of this and just wanted to leave and go train.  But he knew Monoma would throw a conniption for not ‘standing in solitude’ with them, so he’s grudgingly having to put up with it all.

 “YOU SON OF A BITCH!” Mineta didn’t even finish yelling that before he tried to jump Izuku.  The purple haired midget only failing due to Mezo rushing in and grabbing him before he could reach his target.  Still didn’t stop him trying to break out of his hold with no success with angry jealous tears down his face, “SEDUCING OUR OWN TEACHERS, INCLUDING THE HOTTEST ONE TOO?!”

 “NO IT’S NOT LIKE THAT!” Izuku exclaimed all frantically, his face returning to its crimson color before with full force while moving his arms around uncontrollably, “She was insistence that I call her that when not on the job!  It isn’t what you think!”

  Sure, Izuku knew she was beautiful, something she herself had no issues making apparent to mess with him.  And he got to know Nemuri better during the week even seeing a side of her he never noticed before.  Plus, they actually had good fun when on patrol or decided to get lunch and the like to pass the time.  He enjoyed the discussions they had involving certain history periods and events before and after the Dawn of Quirks too.  But how did any of that meant that he and her had a thing going on?!  Would that even be allowed?!

 “Now that I think about it, didn’t the next week with our randomize internships had you working under the care of Mount Lady too?  Did you manage to make her succumb to your charms as well?” Denki remembered, glaring at the dark green haired boy with envy and accusation.

 “No Kaminari, there was no “succumbing to my charms” or anything like that with Yuu!” Izuku responded… only to widen his eyes in a comical manner realizing he just gave them more ammunition against him.  Gosh dang it he really was his own worst enemy.

 “Who the f**k is Yuu?” Kamakiri asked, having no idea who that was.

 “Wait is that Mount Lady’s real name?  You’re on a first name basis with her too?!” Hanta exclaimed with shock.  Seriously just how much of a smooth talker was Midoriya to get Mount Lady all over him too like that?!

  At this point the fury and jealousy died out from both Denki and Minoru.  The two of them kneeling defeated with their back turned away from Izuku.  A depressive atmosphere surrounding the two, one even worse initially before the start of all this.

  Honestly Midoriya was feeling somewhat similar to them, his head down with his hands covering his blushing red face.

 “…There’s nothing I can say that would help me is there?” Izuku muttered in defeat, seeing that no matter what none of them would believe what he said.

 “Not really, no.” Koji spoke up softly from his spot in the kitchen.  The fact it came from the soft spoken Anivoice-Quirk user somehow hurt even more than if it did from anyone else.

 “Wasn’t the next week afterwards had you get an internship under the Wild Wild Pussycats too?  With the trend so far, I bet you managed to get rather close with the women on that team too.” Satou reminded and figured, at this not even surprised if Midoriya managed to somehow get the women on the team to be closer to him.

 “IT’S NOT LIKE THAT!” Izuku exclaimed, unable to stop himself.  It wasn’t even just the women that he interned under since Tiger was there too!  At least he got to hang out with Kouta again, the young boy happy to see him in some way.  Even if Kouta seemed adamant that he and Shino hung out more.  Not that he minded, enjoying spending time with her, Ryuuko and Tomoko.

 “Are you on a first name basis with the three women on the team?” Kojiro simply asked him.

  The silence from a blushing Izuku was all the answer they needed.  Some simply shaking their heads at this point, not even surprised.

 “Of course he is… that bastard…” Mineta grumbled from his spot still completely depressed from all this revelation.

 “Let me guess, the next following weeks had him intern under specific heroines that he managed to woo with his deception!” Neito guessed loudly, not bothering to hide the fury still presence in his eyes from how Midoriya robbed the hearts of the girls in his class.

 “He did end up interning under Ryukyu after the week with the Wild Wild Pussycats.  I think both of them ended up on the news taking down a villain that caused a lot of havoc.” Ojiro shared.  Luckily from what was reported there weren’t any casualties despite the destruction that spread out from the attack, and both Midoriya and Ryukyu were praised for their handling of the situation and victory over the threat.

 “Oh yeah I remember that!  That was manly!” Eijiro exclaimed with a grin, having saw that on the news from his own internship under Master Driller.

 “I wasn’t that impressive.  Ryuuku did most of the work.” Izuku answered trying to downplay his role in that incident.  Unlike before he didn’t seem to notice how he called her by her first name, getting some of the boys to blankly stare at him while Denki and Minoru only sunk deeper into their despair.

 “Instead of slaying a dragon he instead lays with one…” Denki grumbled, but still heard causing steam to erupt from Izuku’s pure crimson face.

 “NO!  IT’S NOT LIKE THAT!” Izuku shouted in utter embarrassment, at this sounding like a broken record on repeat.  All he did was work under Ryuuko and helped out when he could!  That, and just hung out with her and got to know the Dragon-Quirk user more too.  Nejire, Tsuyu and Ochako did that with her sometimes, so what was the issue with him doing the same?

 “What’s next from you?  You managed to get an internship from Miruko too or something during one the weeks?” Kosei questioned with narrowed eyes.  He wouldn’t be surprised at this point if the smooth talking bastard managed to get an internship from her despite how she doesn’t do team ups.

 “Oh come on, it’s public knowledge that Miruko doesn’t do internships.  We at least can guarantee that.” Awase tried to assure his friend and classmate with a smile.

 “Actually, he did.” Todoroki added in from his spot, figuring it wasn’t a big deal.

  That got the 1-B boys to look his way with comical wide eyes, before shifting their gaze over towards the still blushing and embarrassed Midoriya who found the ground to be rather interesting to look at right now.

 “SERIOUSLY?!  HOW?!” Yosetsu yelled, wanting to know how that happened.  Izuku didn’t move from his spot while his cheeks became further red than what they thought was even possible.

 “Rumi said she lost a bet… that’s why she took part in the randomized internships…” Izuku trailed off, feeling his face go even redder than before.  It wasn’t like he managed to pick these internships, they just happened.  That’s why they were randomized.  Besides, he learned a lot from her during that week.  He also learned that she’s actually a really good cook, enjoying the meals she made for them.

 “First name basis with her too…” Denki trailed off, further depressed than before, now fully lying face down onto the ground.

 “Bet they went at it like rabbits…” Minoru trailed off too, joining his fellow pervert lying face down on the common area floor in despair.

 “WE DIDN’T!” Izuku squeaked out further embarrassed with more steam erupted from his head.  Seriously why did they still think that?!  How does Rumi enjoying his time with her, training and patrolling while on the job, having homemade meals and even relaxing together after a difficult day of working and training mean that she would like him that way?!

 “Who else has this womanizer seduced and mislead with his lies and deception?!” Neito demanded, getting Izuku to whine like a sad puppy from the accusations again.

 “There’s no lies and deception that Midoriya is doing.” Shouto replied back, getting Monoma to glare at him.  Hearing this got Midoriya to look at his friend, a soft smile on his face from the defense he gave.

 “Thanks Todo-.” Izuku started to thank him.

 “But I’m pretty sure he has a thing going on with my sister too.” Todoroki interrupted as if that was perfectly normal to share like nothing.

  This brought on a new round of wide and shocked expression from everyone else.  Izuku meanwhile looked at his friend with a comically horrified expression; the color drained from his body at this point.

 “You have a sister?” Tetsutetsu asked, not knowing this while Todoroki nodded in confirmation.

 “Wow Midoriya.  You even hitting on family members too?  Pretty brave of you.” Sero shared with a grin, moving his gaze towards the dark green haired teen who looked like he wanted to vanish from the face of the earth.

 “Todoroki!  I swear nothing like that is happening!  I wouldn’t-!” Izuku tried to defend himself and assure his friend.  Yet the white and red haired son of Endeavor turned his way without any difference in his expression.

 “Don’t worry Midoriya.  You already have my blessing.  I wouldn’t mind having you as a brother-in-law.” Shouto answered him like that was a perfectly normal thing to say in a situation like this.

  That nearly got Izuku to choke on his own spit, his face pure red once more with steam erupted from his head.  If it weren’t for the fact he was drowning in utter embarrassment from all of this, he would have found it touching that Todoroki didn’t mind him joining his family.

  That said, where did he get that idea from?!  Sure, when he, Kacchan and Todoroki were interning under Endeavor they visited his home, and that incident with the villain aside, Izuku met Fuyumi and quickly got to know her.  And yes there were times when he was out and about he ran into her and they hung out, even inviting him over when it was just the two of them.  But it was just them hanging out, no different like with the others!  Plus, Fuyumi was way too wonderful, cute and smart to think he would make a good boyfriend.

  Todoroki apparently wasn’t done however, looking at the others again who were just as taken back by his admission of not minding Izuku marrying his sister.

 “Also, when interning under my father, Midoriya seemed to got close with one of his sidekicks, Burnin.” Todoroki shared, recalling how the copper flame green haired woman tend to drag Midoriya along with any assignment and ensured they were paired together as much as possible.  Midoriya never seemed to mind, considering Todoroki saw the two getting along pretty well.

 “It isn’t like that!” Izuku responded, still not understanding the logic they were trying to use!  He and Moe were just good friends!  Just like what friends do, they get along and talk, get dragged to festivals that were happening that the two enjoyed together, and worked well when saving people and stopping villains.  How did any of that meant she somehow liked him in that way?!

 “Oh wait, didn’t you also intern under Thirteen the week after Miruko’s too?” Mashirao remembered, asking Izuku.  He recalled how after the week ended Midoriya gushed about working with her to Uraraka who asked all sorts of question.  Ironic since she ended up getting an internship with Thirteen the week afterwards.

 “Yes but nothing what you are thinking of happened between me and Anan!” Izuku defended himself with a huff, wanting to put an end to such thinking then and there.  He simply learned from her like normal, hung out even when not doing hero work, and one time even found a spot and watched the stars together all nice and comfy like.  Those were normal things that weren’t weird!

  He was met with blanks looks, leaving Izuku confused for a moment before his eyes widened in a comical manner, realizing what he called Thirteen by.  His face only growing further red, covering his face in his hands.

 “She wanted me to call her by her name… it just stuck…” Izuku trailed off, his voice quiet already knowing his answer wasn’t going to save him from whatever they were no doubt thinking about him in that way.

  A silence reigned in the dorm common area.  Some of the guys looked at each other while Izuku continued to wish that the earth would just open up and swallow him whole just to get away from all this.

 “Wow.  That’s far more girls and women than I thought you won over.” Honenuki admitted.  From all of this and how close Midoriya seemed to achieve to get the girls of their classes and even pro heroines to fall for him, he wouldn’t be surprised if the dark green haired teen managed to make a villain fall in love with him too at some point.

  At that moment far away from U.A, one Himiko Toga sneezed, wondering if someone was talking about her.  It better be in a cute way dang it.

  Back in the dorm common area, Izuku only kept on blushing with his hands covering his face.  He had no idea how any of this came to this.  None of the girls or women liked him in that way!  Why can’t the guys understand that?!

  Neito looked like he was about to speak or accuse Izuku of something again, only for his phone to ring with a message.  Blinking in confusion, he pulled it out and read what was sent to him.

 “It’s Kendou.  She’s wondering where we’re at,” Monoma shared with the rest of his classmates.  Must be done with whatever she was doing with 1-A’s Yaoyorozu.  Sending a response on how they were on their way back, he put his phone away.  He looked towards Izuku motioning his fingers between his glaring eyes and the other boy’s own befuddled and embarrassed ones, “We will remember this you womanizer.  You will suffer for stealing our girls’ hearts.”

  With that, Neito turned to leave the 1-A dorm building.  The other 1-B boys followed suit, with Togaru happy for all this to be over with so he could go train.  This now left the 1-A boys to their own devices like previously.  All looked to Izuku, who just looked exhausted from this whole thing despite his face being red still.

 “…Maybe we went overboard.” Kirishima stated, wondering if they went too far in questioning Midoriya’s relationships involving the girls.

  Seeing the still severely depressed Kaminari and Mineta, the red haired teen walked over and patted each of them on the back.

 “Want to go train to let off some steam?” He offered them to join him.  Maybe Bakugou was still in Gym Gamma, if he was then maybe they could train with him.

 “…We’d like that.” Denki muttered in agreement with his voice all sad, with Minoru nodding also wanting to take his jealousy out on something.

 “I think I will join you all.  Dark Shadow and I have been meaning to improve on a technique we came up with.” Tokoyami told them, getting up from the couch and putting the book he still had down behind him.  Dark Shadow nodded in agreement, wanting to do the same.

  Eventually one by one the rest of the guys decided to go with them.  Even Iida and Todoroki decided to join in due to wanting to improve on certain techniques they came up with.  As they all left, Iida and Todoroki stopped near where Midoriya was who still looked red faced and embarrassed.

 “Will you be okay?” Iida asked him.  Izuku managed to look up to see his and Shouto’s faces, giving them a small smile despite his cheeks still being red.

 “Yeah, I’ll be fine.  You all can go without me.” Izuku assured them.

  The two smiled back, with Todoroki patting Midoriya on the back as a mean of assurance, before they followed the rest leaving Izuku alone in the common area.

  Izuku stared at the entrance door where they all exited, before sighing and walked over to sit down on one of the couches in the center of it.  Leaning back, he took this moment to ease himself from that whole debacle.

 “Can’t believe what they were all thinking.  Like any of them would fall for me…” Izuku whispered to no one in particular. 

  Seriously, how could all of them think that he was somehow seducing the girls and women like that?  They were just being nice and really good friends, and in certain cases just being good teachers helping him improve on his skills and how to be a better hero.  He adored spending time with each and everyone of them.  The way they can make his heartbeat fast, how they inspired him in all sorts of ways, how they could always uplift his mood up whenever he was feeling down.  Yes, he could imagine himself with all of them, doing what they could to bring them joy and love as they gave to him.

  But he knew he had to be realistic.  None of them as wonderful, amazing, cute, pretty, hardworking and so many other words he could use to describe how great they are, would ever think he was someone they would want to spend the rest of their lives with.  None of them would think he was someone they would want to one day have a family with.  None of them would think he could give them the love and happiness they deserve.  He was grateful that they were willing to be friends with him in the first place, and that alone was enough.

  Izuku shook his head, pushing the negative thoughts back.  He stood up from the couch, pulling out his phone before checking out his messages between him and All Might.

 “Maybe talking to him will clear my head.” Izuku whispered to himself, a soft yet sad smile on his face from the thoughts he had a moment ago.  It did hurt knowing all of what he knew, but as he thought, he was just blessed they were willing to be friends with him in the first place.  With that, he went on to leave the dorm building.

  However, they were two things Izuku didn’t realize as he left.  One, he muttered everything he thought of without realizing it.  And two, a certain someone who came out of her room was hiding on the stairs overhearing everything, before she bolted back to her room.

‘LATER’

  Night eventually came along, and everyone eventually returned to the dorms for dinner.  Thankfully for Izuku, none of the guys brought up anything from that whole debacle from earlier again so he didn’t have to worry about that anymore.  Or at least for the time being.  That said, he occasionally felt the jealous glares from Denki and Minoru sent his way every now and then but he did his best to ignore that.

  But something seemed off since everyone returned and gathered in the dorms.  More specifically, the girls.  They seemed keened on how his day was, and were sticking near him the whole time, much to both the envy and sadness of Kaminari and Mineta but they were ignored.  It was nice and comforting in a way don’t get him wrong, but he couldn’t help but feel like there was something he was missing.  Plus, he felt as if they were looking his way when he wasn’t looking, but that could just be his usual nerves from earlier today.  Still, he enjoyed talking to them as they told him about their day while he told them his, minus the whole debacle, they didn’t need to know about that madness.

  Eventually everyone seemed to retreat their respective rooms, him included.  He deciding to get more studying down before he went to bed.  Yet around pass ten, he got a text from Momo, asking him to come see her.  She said it was important but didn’t mention anything more.

  Which led him to where he currently was, on his way to the Creation-Quirk user’s room.  Admittingly he was confused, since it isn’t like her to want him to come at this time of night when everyone was either chilling in their rooms or already asleep.  It didn’t seem anything bad or too serious, but whatever it may be he hoped he would be able to help in any way he could.

  Arriving at her door, the dark green haired teen couldn’t help but gain a small blush.  He’s been in her room before multiple times to study and hang out with her, but it was still a girl’s room.  He never did quite got used to such things, whether it was her room or the room of any of the girls.

  Shaking his head, he knocked on the door, leaning in a bit.

 “Momo?  It’s me Izuku.” Izuku spoke loud enough for her to hear him yet not loud enough to disturb anyone else.

 “It’s unlock.” He heard her respond.  With that, he opened the door.

  To his surprise, it wasn’t just Momo in her room.  Ochako, Tsuyu, Mina, Tooru and Kyouka were all also present.  All six on Momo’s bed, fitting them all with not much issue.  All of them smiling towards him, even though a couple like Ochako and Kyouka looked a bit embarrassed about something.  And their eyes, they had a look that seemed… alluring?

 “Hey Green.” Kyouka greeted him, her nervous yet still alluring smile still on her face.

  Izuku didn’t get a chance to respond.  Before he knew it, both Tsuyu’s tongue and Kyouka’s earphone jacks shot out and wrapped around him.  Barely a yelp escaped his mouth with surprise before he found himself pulled into the room, the door closing behind him.

  A long yet fulfilling night followed, yet Izuku nor the girls had any regrets.

Notes:

There we go! One shot done. Like I said, nothing really serious. I just thought it would be fun to do. Plus who doesn’t like more Izuku x Harem stuff? Well, I guess those who don’t like harems, which fair enough I suppose.

Anyway, what did you all think? Good? Bad? Want me to kill myself? Let me know.

See you all next time, whenever that will be.

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