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Drunk off your balls, you stumble into the door, 5 empty beer bottles shoved up your ass and another in your hand. Through your eye you spot your bitch wife, Edgar Valden. Just seeing his face makes you mad, seething with rage, you smash the beer bottle and come charging at him. You smash the broken glass into his head repeatedly as he sobs and bleeds out of his head. “yeah paint with that bitch” you say to him. he screams and attempts to call 911 but you break his wrists and look him in the eyes. “Joe biden can’t save you.”
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