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Hetalia Reacts!

Chapter 3

Summary:

Intro

Notes:

Hey guys are you hungry.... for nothing. I'm sorry to have you waiting for so long for this but I stayed up till 1:00 writng this so also alot of the names are temporary because it's so hard to find names if you have better names for the character please comment it!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

In a big building there was a small girl. No one knows where exactly the building is, but it's somewhere. In the building, there's a kitchen, a break room and a movie room, and a bathroom,  which, in this economy, cost her her firstborn child. She was in the movie room, rearranging pillows and blankets by color because -let's be honest - she's a perfectionist.

"Ima make so many people sad today!" She said excitedly, fluffing up the last pillow and placing it down. She put a extra pillow on the floor because she was cursed with bad eyesight and grabbed some chalk  drew a circle, then  drew a star in the circle- not satanicly, more like patrioticly -and started chanting God knows what. She said something about burgers ribs and war, but ehh. Soon, a glowing light came and diapeared.

She looked around bummed because nothing was happening, so she got up and grabbed a pillow to put away when all of a sudden the italy flag pillows and a person shaped light started glowing. She stood in shock and dropped the pillow.

As soon as it started, it stopped, and two Italian men sat there

"What the hell!" One yelled while the other one looked around, horrified, grabbing onto the arm of the couch

The girls eyes lit up, and she walked up to the men, " She said warmly. The second Italian immediately untensed and asked "Bonjorno do you know where we are by any chance?"

"I'll tell you, we just have to wait for the others!" She said happily, sitting down.

"Others?"
Another glowing light came on the Germany and Japan pillows, and soon there was a well-built Deutch man and a shocked looking Japanese one. The two looked around and saw the italys and the italys looked and saw Germany and Japan. They stared at each other in shock for a while before staring at the little girl again. "Omg, I'm so excited you're here! I've been waiting for this moment for such a long time! Sit still, and I'll tell you where you are and how to leave!" Now, that sounded more threatening than comforting, but its the only way to leave, so they sat.

She leaned on the arm of the couch and whispered to !Japan "who do u things gonna be next, I think it's gonna be america, France, England and canada" Japan looked at her confused before whispering back "wait who-"  before a A whole couch spontaneously flashed brightly.

Ireland northern, Ireland, Scottland, and Wales appeared within a blink of an eye "aww rats that's not face" they look at there setting for a bit before one of the let out a loud "What the fuc-" "No!" They turned to the girl."we don't cuss here. It's inappropriate and violent!"  (please tell me you understand that joke) She yelled, standing as still as a rock looking shaken."Are you ok?" Japan whispered to the scared American girl "ya I just have an irrational fear of British people..." she said. All of a sudden, kiku wasn't concerned anymore.

Two more couches began to glow. one of the couches suddenly filled with an American a Canadian, an English man and a French and the other filled with turkey, egypt, greece, and the Cyprus's, of course, separating the enemies.

"Wait, my doors unlocked!" one peeped, no one had room to say anything else because two more couches began to glow and then two more and soon all but 3 of the couches in the room started glowing people bagan spawn on the couches like China, the korea's, and veitnam.

South America had a few couches, and more and more nations began to appear on the couches . Finally, the last glowing couch stopped glowing, and Prussia, Russia, Ukraine, and belarus were on a couch. Prussia looked around at all the nations and then looked at his own couch before saying "wait why do I sit here?" "Hi friend!" Russia said with the creepy smile he has." Oh!" Gilbert covered his mouth for a second before uncovering it and continuing to speak "hi russia... friend..... buddy, " even those who didn't like Prussia felt bad for him at that moment.

Romano looked at the little girl. "Are you gonna explain orrrr?" He said, elongating the r. "Hold up, we're waiting for a few people." When she said that everyone looked to the three empty, not glowing couches waiting for something to happen but nothing. "What are we waiti-?" The couches started glowing brighter than all the others have. The first couch had four nations Mesopotamia, Byzantine, Egypt, liberia the second couch had
Gaul, Scandinavia, baltia aestii and Kievan rus, and the last couch. The one that glows the brightest had rome, Britannica, Germania, and ancient Greece. Everyone was shocked and confused

"hi I'm noe, no time for reminiscing im going to explain to you why your here," she walked to the front of the room where the tv was, "Ok so I brought you all here to react to history it's important so you just have to thug it out" She said

"any questions?" Someone raised there hand "yeah you!" She pointed at them."I don't want to be here, " they said."That's not a question, next!"  Greece raised his hand "what if i don't like the person I'm sitting next to" Turkey, the person he was sitting next to gave him a side eye "I don't remember asking, so anyways I will add more people later but as of right now your the only ones so get comfy and get ready to watch" "watch?"

She turned to Germania, the person who asked that."Oh? OH YEAH!" Before she could say anything rome chimed in "she's gonna make us react to stuff that's in a little picture box with unlimited access to knowledge" Germania seemed to understand and noe nodded  efore she looked at romw confused "how do you know that" rome just shrugged "hmmm," she looked away still curious ok get ready" and the TV turned on.

 

Couch 1 = lovino/south italy , Feliciano/north italy, Ludwig/germany, kiku/Japan

Couch 2 = conner/Ireland, Northern Patrick/Ireland, Alistair/Scottland, and Dylan/Wales (guys, im kinda making things up at this point I have to deadline idk how much brothersthere are)

Couch 3 = Arthur/England, francis/France, matthew/Canada, alfred/america

Couch 4 = antonio/spain, joão/Portugal Laura/Belgium and tim/Netherlands (guys in tweeking im trusting google for most of these)

Couch 5 = sadiq/turkey, Heracles/Greece, egypt, tarkan/trnc, and Cyprus (idk their names, and I can't figure nothing on Google helped me come up with something)

Couch 6 = maria/ Northern Mexico, Diego/ South Mexico, juan/cuba, and (can't find name help). Philippines

Couch 7 = tulio/Columbia, Andreas/Argentina, arturo/Peru and alejandra/venisula

Couch 8 = José/Chile, itzel/Guatemala, amara/Ecuador, julio/Bolivia and Luciano/Brazil

Couch 9 =  domingo/el Salvador, luis/puedo rico, angel/Panama, and david/Dominican Republican

Couch 10 = yao/china, hyung soo/north korea, yong soo/south korea and lein/veitnam

Couch 11 = rodrich/Austria, Elizaveta/hungary, Toris/Lithuania, Feliks/Poland

Couch 12 = Matthias/Denmark, Lukas/Norway, Berwald/Sweden, Tino/Finland, and Emil/iceland

Couch 13 = gilbert/Prussia, ivan/russia, katya/Ukraine and Natalya/belarus

Couch 14 = Shar/Mesopotamia, basil/byzantine, Akila/ancient Egypt, and Edecon/liberia

Couch 15 = Dummacos/Gaul, Haldor/Scandinavia, Adelinda/baltia aestii and jaroslav/Kievan rus

Couch 16 = Romulus/rome, Alicia/Britannica, Burkhard/Germania, and Athena/ancient Greece

Notes:

Sorry this chapter sucked my characters seemed bland and my writing sucks but in tried im still taking requests you don't even have to give me videos or YouTubers you can just give me the name of a certain event in history you like and I'll search for a video myself but I hope you enjoy this chapter and thank you for readings