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PREVIOUSLY:
Bakugou pulled his hand down his face before speaking, “You planned this whole thing? You know what? Of Course you did! This is why the class calls you guys the Chaos Duo.”
Deku mock gasped, “The class calls us that? I’m honored!”
Todoroki nodded along, “I am too.”
“This is gonna be a long night,” Bakugou grumbled.
“Aww cheer up Kacchan!” Deku smiled.
“Yeah, Kacchan! Don’t be a party pooper!” Todoroki encouraged.
Deku elbowed Todoroki with a smile, “Nice one Roki! He is such a party pooper!”
“Shut up you two! I am not a party pooper!” Bakugou yelled.
“Oh really? I don’t believe you Bakugou,” Todoroki broached, “Prove it!”
PRESENT:
It has been a little over a week since the airport event happened and Todoroki along with Deku have been sentenced to house arrest and chores. Now normally this wouldn’t stop them but the have a hawk always watching them. It’s hell!
Bakugou may not have gotten house arrest but he got charged with babysitting the chaos duo! It’s basically the same thing and now the duo can’t do anything fun. There have been many opportunities to cause chaos but of course Bakuou always has to appear.
Deku and Todoroki may have escaped to the airport last week with his watchful gaze but, that took months of planning and hoping it works. They didn’t have like any time now! It was driving the duo insane.
So, before all havoc could break loose from their minds, Deku proposed a plan. This plan could never be seen coming. No one could stop them now. NO ONE!
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Class 1-A arrived back at the dorms to find the whole building trashed (Well not really, personal rooms were not touched. They cause chaos, they aren’t evil thank you very much) They found a furious Bakugou storming after two maniacal, laughing boys running from him. Todoroki and Deku have striked again! It smells horrid. Couldn’t they have used anything but the trash.
All across the floors were heaps of trash. Some strewn across tables, chairs, couches, walls, literally every place with decor, and on the TV. The place looked like it was a garbage dump for heaven’s sake.
Deku chose that moment to run towards them, look them straight in the eyes and say, “Oh, hey guys! I hope you don’t mind, Todoroki and I redecorated.
“Honestly, why do we try to stop them?” Uraraka asked, sounding so done with life.
“I don’t even know anymore. It never helps. They never stop!” Iida grumbled.
While most of the class was either shocked by the now trashed apartment or Iida’s non optimistic attitude, Jiro just shrugged and took off towards the elevator.
“Oh, flabber clackers! Do you think they ransacked our rooms?” Shouted Kaminari.
Mina practically cried out, “Please tell me they didn’t! My dance floor couldn’t handle the embarrassment of being covered by trash!”
Todoroki took that as a good moment to appear out of nowhere and say something, “No worries Mina, no dance floors were harmed in the making.”
“Yes, no harm done!” Deku joined.
“Oh thank the lord above, my dance floor will live!” Mina cried running towards The elevator before the doors shut.
Sero decided he had a concern he wanted to address, “Wait, so are all our rooms safe too?”
Deku gasped in disappointment, “Of course we didn’t do anything to your rooms! What do you take us for? Monsters?”
“I am hurt by that statement. You guys are so disappointing. I hope all your fathers tell you that tonight!” Todoroki very fakely gasped.
Deku then burst out into laughter, quickly followed by Todoroki. This random outburst of laughter caused many confused reactions from Class 1-A.
“Wha?” Denki suddenly asked.
Before he got an answer though, Bakugou came from a corner with a paralyzing glare. Bakugou then began speed walking towards the chaos duo causing them to turn around and sprint to the elevator. Thankfully they got in the shaft, and the doors closed before Bakugou got them. Which gave them a head start.
When Bakugou, Todoroki, and Deku had all disappeared up stairs Kirishima broke the silence that emitted from the dazed class. “Does anyone know what just happened?”
Iida sighed and Uraraka patted his back, “Well you see, when Todoroki said he hopes our fathers and I quote, tell us we’re disappointing, Midoriya broke into laughter because he has an absent father, Therefore he can not be told he is disappointing. While Todoroki on the other hand has been told by Endeavor, pretty much all his life that he is a disappointment. No, I will not elaborate, ask Todoroki about his trauma later. That duo therefore likes to make jokes about fathers, and how they hate them so much that I am a little disappointed by how unfunny their joke was.”
“Okay, ignoring the Todoroki trama thing, let’s talk about how Iida just said he was disappointed that a depressing joke was unfunny.” Kirishima spoke up.
“What about it?” Iida asked.
Kirishima just started walking towards the couch, before he plopped down he just planely said, “Nevermind. Forget about it.”
Uraraka clapped her hands together, placing them on her hips, “Alrighty! Does anyone want to volunteer to help clean? Obviously Todoroki and Deku will do pretty much all the work, but I think they’re a little preoccupied at the moment and it stinks!”
Most of the class groaned in process but they inevitably started to pick up some of the trash. It would take awhile for the smell to go away, and it was going to take a lot of work to even clear out all the trash. How did Todoroki and Deku even find all this trash? Surely this wasn’t just all of the classes. Wait, aren't they on house arrest? Wasn’t Bakugou watching them? How’d they do this with Bakugou babysitting them? Was it actually just the class's trash? They couldn’t have left to get other classes' trash, so was it really all there’s? Just how much stuff gets thrown away?
Denki groaned before flopping down onto a bean bag that looked like it was made of trash, “Can’t Deku and Todoroki do this on their own?”
“I agree with Kami. This is their mess not ours!” Sero joined in.
Uraraka sighed before walking over to Momo, whispering something in her ear with a smile. In the next moment a leaf blower appeared from Momo’s skin. Uraraka smiled as big as humanly possible while taking the leaf blower in her hands and turning it on. In the next few seconds Denki and Sero were covered from head to toe in trash, some made it into their mouths too.
Uraraka giggled before she handed the leaf blower of to Iida and she stated with a blank face, “You want to try that sentence again?”
Denki and Sero then spat trash out of their mouths, and rubbed their eyes before they talked in unison, “We would love to clean!”
“That’s more like it,” Uraraka spat.
Kirishima gulped before he mustered up enough courage to mutter, “Are we sure it isn’t the chaos trio?”
Uraraka, honest to god evil, laughed, “That was just a move I learned from Deku a few months back. Well back then it was toilet paper, not a mountain of trash. Compared to their usual tricks, that was nothing.”
“I think you’re just proving my point now,” Kirishima added.
“Nah. I couldn’t ever compete on their level. Don’t beat yourself up about it, I’m pretty sure you don’t want another person wreaking havoc.” Uraraka sighed.
Kirishima then quickly added, “Oh, one hundred percent! Can you imagine having to deal with three people? It would be impossible!”
“Yes, yes quite horrifying now we must hurry and clean this up! The smell is horrid!” Iida chopped.
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MEANWHILE WITH THE CHAOS DUO AND BAKUGOU
“Okay, okay! We’re sorry! We will go clean up the trash! Just stop exploding!” Deku yelled.
Todoroki nodded, “Yes, stop, this hurts more than my dad.”
“Oh my fucking god! You can’t go one minute without making a statement about your ‘Horrible’ father. Dumbass!” Bakugou charged.
Deku pushed Todoroki to the right while he rolled to left to dodge Bakugou’s blow, “Didn’t we say we were sorry? These dang burns hurt like hell!”
“Yes you did, but I didn’t accept it, so you’re going to deal with the burns and bruises, WITHOUT recovery girl, while you clean the dorm. ALL BY YOURSELVES! Do I need to repeat myself?” Bakugou yelled, letting off a mini explosion as a threat.
“No, Kacchan,” Deku moped, dragging Todoroki to the common room to start their cleaning journey.