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AMERICA

Summary:

It's memorial day so I'm posting me and pookie's most american fanfics. As always these are joke fics, this is not how I actually write.

Notes:

I had to fix all of pookie's typos so you guys could read lol. Anything that wasn't fixed was either kept in because it was funny, or because I couldn't translate it LMAO
AMERICA ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
EDIT 7/16/24: hello everyone who read this fic because of the failed trumpy assassination

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so creem was just farting in his house and stuff when suddenlu trumpy dumpy walked in like "BRO ITS AMERICA THE COUNTRY ITS ATTACKING ME" and he just started sobbing in creem's lap like the dumb little twink he was. creem let him sob in his lap for a bit before taking out his spploinger to let trumpy eat it. trumpy tuutm mournfully chewed on c cc's c0ck whil e thinking about his predicament.
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C CC creemed violently and trumpy explained that all of murica was after him. Creem was good with politics, luckily, as he was creem man after all, and him and trumpy had thought long and hard and decided to cover the enitre country in creem. They got a comically large container and creemed thousands of times in it, and got kevoonlongcock and sharty to help too.
After 2 days of setgcks nonstop the container was full1!1!1!1! Trumpy flew into the sky and dumped it on the entire country of murica ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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AMERICA GOT CREEMED L there were eagles and guns and freedom everywhere I AM BECOMING.. I AM BECOMING AMERICA.. YESSS!! I AM GETTING FREEDOM, I AM GETTING GUNS.. I AM BECOMING A BURGER turns into burg adn everyone dieded but trumpy and c cc got to keep doing seggxks forever yay good ending : ).

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