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dovepaw heard roots dismembering themselves from the ground. what could this mean... she was yelled at told by lionbitc- lionblaze and jaywho- jayfeather to report when she hears something. she was then yelled at for telling them every little thing she heard.
~flashback tiiiiiiiiiiiime ooooooooooooooo~
lionblaze growled and beat his head against the rock he found. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THAT BERRYNOSE WAS SIMPING FOR JAYFEATHER THE OTHER DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY THAT SHOULD BE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THAT HE'S SIMPING FORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
dovepaw was crying as the yelling sounded ultra loud in her ears.
~flashback tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime ovaaaaaaah~
dovepaw quivered at the memory. well back to the tree problem. the tree, she realized, was the one in camp that was looming over everyone. The great tree... oh god no... why was starclan doing this...
she rushed over to jaywhore's den and knocked on the rock as to see if he was gonn' let her in.
"WHAT IS IT YA BRAT"
"uh-uh-uh-uh- the great tree's falling over..."
"WHAT?!"
just then firewhore inserted himself into the private convo. "REALLY??? THUNDERCLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN WE NEED TO PACK IT THE TREE'S FALLINGGGGGGGG"
a collective and synchronized 'naur' passed over the clan, followed by a facepalm. "we should first move the elders and kits and queens before everyone else since they need the most help" thank you leafpool for being the only sane one here...
unfortuneately bramblebastard screamed from his place "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT LISTEN TO HER LOGIC LEAVE EVERYON BEHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND"
squirrelmama threw a boulder at him "shush"
eveyrelder started to get out of the den just as the tree was falling but mousefur want to continue her mousecannibalism so she whined. "mahhhh mouuuuuuuuuuuuuuse"
longtail :3'ed "okie" and went into the den. from the sidelines firestar said "NOOOOOOOOOOOO" and briarpaw rushed to get him back but the tree fell sideways thanks to lioinblaze pushing it and it hit the elders den.
just as the nonexistent smoke-dust cleared longtail came out bloodied with a mouse "half mah tail gone"
everybody started celebrating while firestar and longtail started making out but dovepaw knew something was wrong. "LONGTAAAAAAAAAAIL!"
"oh uh and briarpaw died sob"
dovepaw's whole world came crashing in on her. if only briarpaw had listened about the tree...
~timeskip because i lazy and want this the fuck out~
dovepaw awoke in her dream to be greeted by briarpaw. "BRIARPAWWWWWWWWWWWW I MISSED YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
"haha i missed ya too!"
dovepaw sighed into her friend's soft fur, ruffling it just a little. "i thought i couldn't be visited by starclan cats..."
"jayfeather wanted to see his boyfriend in his dreams anyways, so i convinced him to have some time with you while he's with kestrelfight!"
"the windclan meddie???"
"yaur- wanna go hunting or ghost-travelling!!"
"yes, of course!"
and so they were definetely platonic friends and lesbians while jayfeather cheated on berrynose with kestrelfight.
~bonus scene with the thunder meddie and wind meddie makin' out~
jayfeather and kestrelflight were makign out when flametail burst in. "YOU TWO ARE MAKING OUT W/O ME?!?!?!?!?1/1?!?1?1/?!/!/!/??!/1/!/!/?!?!?!/!?"
"WE'RE SORRY DO YOU WANT TO JOIN US!" kestrelfight politely asked.
"NO U;RE BOTH ASSHOLES! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" flametail cried as he ran away.
"well whatever wanna go back to kissing and smooching?" jayfeather asked.
"OFC!!!!" kestrelflight responed.
they then started making out again.
~the end~