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Lukewarm ice cream 😋
xxxxxx, xx:xx am
Earth:
OHHH MY GOD
WHY IS SPOTIFY WRAPPED SO ASS THIS YR
Luna:
no way was June my "Kidcore Actor Theater" season
i'm sobbing
Venus:
NAH WRD BC WTF IS VAMPIRE "ROCK-ISH" METAL
ALSO I DID NOT LISTEN TO ROB ZOMBIE ALL YEAR
I PLAYED ONE SONG
ONCE
O NCE!!!
WHA IS IT ON MY WRAPPED.
Mercury:
i did not wait ALL. year for this
Uranus:
I got Cinnamon Synthesizer New Wave...
Earth:
ok now what the hay does that mean
Luna:
who came up with these names ☹️
i'm so sad
Neptune:
guess who's top 0.005% of olivia Rodrigo fans !! >_<
Venus:
olivia rodrigo is CRAZYYYY
☠️
Neptune:
i also got 0.001 for listening to brutal 🤯
Venus:
ew
Luna:
idk what your on but Brutal is actually so good
IM TIRED OF HIDING IT
Neptune:
I LOVE OLIVIA RODRIGO ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️💗💗
Luna:
HELL YA 🗣🗣🗣
Earth:
someone get neptune concert tickets alr omg 😔
Saturn:
Those tickets are probably a bajillion dollars
😭
Venus:
stop being. a hater omfg
wait no keep hating i hate olivia rodrigo
Neptune:
WHA 😦
Mercury:
my top song was Friday I'm in Love
i swear on my LIFE i haven’t listened to that in a decade😞
Earth:
SPOTIFY SUCKS
SHOULDVE JOINED MAR’S FAMILY FOR FREE APPL MSJC 🙄😞
Mars:
☺️
and you guys were hating
Venus:
I still am
i don’t talk to ppl who use apple music 🫵
Uranus:
Why is my top artist lana del rey
but then my top song is I Know it’s over by the smiths?????
Neptune:
why is mine all olivia rodrigo!!!
Venus:
Take a wild guess.
Earth:
dude if u had balls i'd be biting them the fuck off
WHY R U ATTAXKINF WVERUONE U JELLY BEAN WANNABE
ABSOLUTELY OUTRAGEOUS 🙄
Saturn:
uhm
HELLO????
Mars:
EARTH..
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