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Dokja
Do you know that Humpty Dumpty wasn't actually an egg?
Humpty Dumpty was the name of a cannon used by the Royalists during the English Civil War.
Yup, my entire childhood has been a lie :)
The more I think about it, the more obvious it makes sense
-Couldn't put Humpty together again
WHAT THE HELL.
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Do I know you?
What the hell is this.
Tell me you're lying.
No.
Dokja
Fruits have belly buttons from where they were picked.
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Why are you doing this.
Do I know you?
What have I ever done to you?
Dokja
I am sorry am in de hospital rn
I felt my life was miserable and decided everyone else's should be too
as simple as that.
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Are you okay?
Dokja
No <3
thanks for asking though.
If you're playing games in easy mode, technically enemies are playing it on the hardest.
The infinity symbol looks like a tipped hourglass, the time never runs out.
Our pets love us enough but only if thy knew that we've taken them away from their families when they were babies.
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??
Why?
I am sorry, have I personally done something to offend you?
Dokja
It's not you, it's me
who's on legal drugs
Please just entertain me, there's no internet connection, thank god for my mobile carrier.
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What are you even in the hospital for?
Dokja
Existing
-of other people
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You're a hero?
Dokja
Yeah, pretty famous, wby?
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Yeah, same.
Dokja
Look At this wtf do I have on my phone
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So you're in the hospital for what again
Dokja
It's not brain damage I swear
Maybe separation trauma, normal trauma yada yada with disassociation, and a few minor things
Nothing too serious.
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NothiNG SERIOUS-
What the hell.
Are you okay man.
Seriously
Dokja
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Uh
don't you have, I don't know, medicines to take?
Dokja
I do, and I don't care <3
Anywayssss
F is for friends who do stuff without youuu
U is for uninviteddd
C is for clinging onto hope that you won't keep getting forgottennn
K is for krispy kreme yummm
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...What's the hospital's name?
Dokja
It's not a mental hospital!
Whatever gave you that idea!
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...Yeah, my bad
Anyway, I uh Got to go.
Tell me, when you're off drugs so we can discuss something.
Are u unaffiliated?
Dokja
What the heck is an unaffiliated?
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After medication it is
Bye.
Dokja
Wait Wait
I just got the network
I wanna show you something!
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Later, I have work.
Do message me once you have sobered enough.
Dokja
OKay FIne!