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It's the Final Brain cell (Aaand There It Goes)

Chapter 2: The Chat From ze Hell

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Dokja

Do you know that Humpty Dumpty wasn't actually an egg?

Humpty Dumpty was the name of a cannon used by the Royalists during the English Civil War.

Yup, my entire childhood has been a lie :)

The more I think about it, the more obvious it makes sense  

-Couldn't put Humpty together again

WHAT THE HELL.

 

Xxx-Xxx-Xxxx

Do I know you?

What the hell is this.

Tell me you're lying.

No.

 

Dokja

Fruits have belly buttons from where they were picked.

 

Xxx-Xxx-Xxxx

Why are you doing this.

Do I know you?

What have I ever done to you?

 

Dokja

I am sorry am in de hospital rn

I felt my life was miserable and decided everyone else's should be too

as simple as that.

 

Xxx-Xxx-Xxxx

Are you okay?

 

Dokja

No <3

thanks for asking though.

If you're playing games in easy mode, technically enemies are playing it on the hardest.

The infinity symbol looks like a tipped hourglass, the time never runs out.

Our pets love us enough but only if thy knew that we've taken them away from their families when they were babies.

 

Xxx-Xxx-Xxxx

??

Why?

I am sorry, have I personally done something to offend you?

 

Dokja

It's not you, it's me

who's on legal drugs

Please just entertain me, there's no internet connection, thank god for my mobile carrier.

 

Xxx-Xxx-Xxxx

What are you even in the hospital for?

 

Dokja

Existing

-of other people

 

Xxx-Xxx-Xxxx

You're a hero?

 

Dokja

Yeah, pretty famous, wby?

 

Xxx-Xxx-Xxxx 

Yeah, same.

 

Dokja

Look At this wtf do I have on my phone

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Xxx-Xxx-Xxxx

So you're in the hospital for what again

 

Dokja

It's not brain damage I swear

Maybe separation trauma, normal trauma yada yada with disassociation, and a few minor things

Nothing too serious.

 

Xxx-Xxx-Xxxx

NothiNG SERIOUS-

What the hell.

Are you okay man.

Seriously

 

Dokja

 

Xxx-Xxx-Xxx

Uh

don't you have, I don't know, medicines to take?

Dokja

I do, and I don't care <3

Anywayssss

 

F is for friends who do stuff without youuu

 

U is for uninviteddd

 

C is for clinging onto hope that you won't keep getting forgottennn

 

K is for krispy kreme yummm

 

Xxx-Xxx-Xxx

...What's the hospital's name?

Dokja 

It's not a mental hospital!

Whatever gave you that idea!

 

Xxx-Xxx-Xxx

...Yeah, my bad

Anyway, I uh Got to go.

Tell me, when you're off drugs so we can discuss something.

Are u unaffiliated?

Dokja

What the heck is an unaffiliated?

 

Xxx-Xxx-Xxx

After medication it is

Bye.

Dokja

Wait Wait

I just got the network

I wanna show you something!

 

Xxx-Xxx-Xxx

Later, I have work.

Do message me once you have sobered enough.

Dokja 

OKay FIne!

Notes:

Ahhh I'm so excited for this one!! I do hope y'all enjoy it!