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Setting: Central City
Location: Star Labs
It was currently evening and the rest of the team had returned to their respective homes. Oliver, his wife Sara, sister Thea, and her now fiancé Roy were also visiting and were staying with Barry and Felicity at the loft they resided in together.
Speaking of whom, the young married couple was still inside of the lab ascertaining that everything was in order as they prepared to exit it.
“Alrighty then my babies have been shut down and it appears that things here are in tip top shape,” Felicity stated to her husband who also nodded in satisfaction. Her babies in question being the computer monitors she operated during their team missions.
“Yeah. Just like always,” Barry agreed while smiling at her. “And now with everything covered we can return home and continue yesterday’s monopoly game with Oliver and the others,” he suggested seriously though with a playful tone. Eager to erase the smug smile off of his friend and fellow hero following the latter managing to outwit him with his intelligence the previous evening.
Felicity however had something different in mind for the 2 of them at that moment.
“Or, perhaps we could take advantage of the alone time we currently possess,” she suggested and with a seductive expression. Leaping onto the table where the monitors were positioned upon and spreading her legs a bit.
Barry raised his eyebrows.
“Um, here? Are you sure about that?” he questioned her. Intrigued by her proposal. And while he was not adverse to it he still felt mildly apprehensive about them getting it on where the rest of their teammates worked.
“Why not? We haven’t done it here before and frankly but it’d might be fun to christen this place. Not to mention kind of hot dontcha think?” she shrugged and pointed out. After which she punctuated her last statement with a naughty smile.
Barry couldn’t help but admit that she was making a lot of points. And frankly but with her sitting up there all cutely and waiting for him to just ravish her right then and there, he could feel his willpower crumbling. And hey, a bit of adventure never hurt anyone right?
That settled, and neither of them saying anything more, the speedster rushed towards his wife and promptly seized her lips with his in a passionate kiss which she eagerly reciprocated. Their shared kiss deepening and becoming increasingly energetic while her legs positioned themselves around him.
Before long their clothes started flying off until they were buck naked and doing it right there on the table. Felicity continuously crying out to her husband to give her everything he had which he responded by doing exactly that. Including utilizing a little bit of his super speed to enhance the thrill of their coupling while being extra careful not to harm her.
Regrettably however but the couple failed to account for the small scented and currently lit candle positioned on the table and behind Felicity. As a result but a particularly hard forward movement of his hips led to her backside colliding into the candle which sent it flying off of the table. Making impact with the floor below. Its glass shattering and resulting in the pertaining area bursting into flames which shot upwards.
What made the unfolding situation even worse was that the fire had also started on some grease which was currently on the floor where it burned. Resulting in it growing in intensity.
“O my gosh Barry!!” she exclaimed with wide eyes. The 2 of them quickly disengaging themselves from each other while currently panicking over the mess they’d just made.
Immediately afterwards the lab’s fire alarm began blaring and the sprinklers positioned upon its ceiling were activated and releasing heavy sprays of water onto the fire and also the floor around them. In addition to spraying directly onto them and leaving them nearly drenched.
They eventually managed to get ahold of themselves and thinking quickly Barry stretched out his arms and began moving them in a super fast circular motion. A move which he’d previously utilized to extinguish fires.
As he was doing that, a small slew of swirling blue portals emerged one after the other at the entryway to the lab and emerging from them were Cisco, Caitlin, Frost and her boyfriend and fellow team member Chillblaine, Allegra, Chester, Cisco’s girlfriend Kamilla, Wally, his girlfriend and fellow speedster Jesse, Harry, Joe, Iris, Oliver, Sara, Thea, and Roy. All of the listed individuals still wearing their pajamas.
They’d each received alerts on their cell phones regarding some form of commotion at Star Labs and fearing that it was under attack had activated their extrapolators in order to investigate the situation.
Their own eyes widened in shock at the scene before them. Slack jawed as 2 of their friends and family members were completely nude as the day they were born with Barry standing there and swirling his arms to extinguish the current fire. Felicity meanwhile encouraging him to hurry and get it down before an even bigger mess resulted.
Once the fire was finally quelled and the sprinklers shut off slowly afterwards, Barry and Felicity turned their heads and to their horror saw that their fellow teammates and heroes were present. Witnessing the couple standing there in all of their nude glory and with their, ah, private accessories displayed before them. This resulted in Felicity jumping and squealing before grasping ahold of her clothes which had been discarded onto the floor. Holding them against her body in an attempt to preserve her dignity.
Barry meanwhile responded by utilizing his speed to redress himself and then positioned himself in front of her. Though it was a little too late for that since they’d already received a significant eyeful.
Cisco, Caitlin, Kamilla, Wally, Harry, Joe, Iris, Wally, and Oliver stared back with mortified expressions. The others however, having recovered from their shock, looked at Barry and Felicity with amused expressions.
“Why the heck did we walk in on a major fire starting in the middle of our lab?” a flabbergasted Joe questioned his surrogate son and daughter in law. Trying to wrap his head around what had just transpired.
Barry and Felicity responded with awkward glances between themselves. Their faces currently beet red.
“We can definitely ascertain why they’re in the nude though,” Allegra pointed out while exchanging grins with Frost. Mischievously wagging her eyebrows.
“Uh huh. Definitely doing the tango together,” Chillblaine added while gyrating his hips to prove his point. Enjoying his friends embarrassment. Resulting in some of those present to chuckle while the others looked at him with annoyed expressions.
Joe on his part just groaned while shaking his head. Afterwards Oliver was the next one to speak.
“Besides this being where your team works and where I and my team sometimes works as well when we’re visiting, but how did this go from simple sexy times with each other to you guys soaking wet, setting a fire, and almost burning the lab down?” he questioned them further. Also desiring some answers.
His aforementioned friends swallowed. Appearing nervous. Then after gathering his courage Barry spoke up for both of them.
“The thing is, um, you see, but Felicity and I had the idea to, uh, spice things up and, well…..” he began then trailed off while scratching his head.
“It was actually my idea you guys. I just wanted to give us some adventure though looking back it probably was not my brightest idea. Especially considering what just happened here,” his wife continued for him. Acknowledging that she probably should’ve thought things through beforehand.
“Afterwards and while we were in the middle of, well, you know, we kind of, sort of, bumped into the scented candle behind us and it crashed onto the floor and, well, you know the rest,” Barry continued for her and finished explaining with a shrug. Smiling sheepishly.
Poor Joe just rubbed his head and sighed. Not having the time nor patience to deal with this.
Iris especially preferred to be anywhere but here at the moment. Having no inclination to see either her surrogate sister in law, who was also one of her bffs, or someone she viewed as a brother figure in this fashion. Though she was greatly relieved they were currently covered up. Or at least Barry was while Felicity was only holding up her clothes against her body. But still.
“You know what guys? Since there’s clearly no emergency, except for the fire of course and which Barry here already took care of and therefore nothing else to see, how about we all just return to our homes and pretend this never happened? Sound good?” Cisco suggested to which everyone present was more than amenable to. All of them eager to escape the awkward tension in the air.
Therefore and after agreeing to see Barry and Felicity for their regular hero operations the following day, in addition to mutually vowing to never bring up this incident, their loved ones and teammates activated their respective extrapolators. Using them to return to their homes. Though Cisco silently swore to himself that first thing after returning to the lab for hero work he was going to disinfect the table his friends had obviously used for their heated shenanigans.
Though it would turn out he didn’t need to. The aforementioned couple having already taken care of that sometime following his and the others exit. Figuring it was the least they could do for their team and something he was grateful for. In addition to Barry using his speed to clean up the water and the remaining grease.
And as previously agreed upon, no one mentioned the incident ever again. Preferring that it remain out of sight and out of mind for all of them. Something which neither Barry nor Felicity were complaining about. Not at all.
The End