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"Ok guys, I want to let you know that we're late because of miss Enna Alouette who only bought the ingredients only like 15 minutes before stream." Kyo started as they were cutting green onion.
"WAIT CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS MAN? He literally called me a short ass bitch because I just asked him to help take something from the top shelf. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU THE STREAM HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET. I'm like here actually preparing everything --- I was cutting the kimchi, getting all the utensils. And all Kyo did was was this negi AND THEN I have to cut the end off it; making everything easier for the stream. All I did was ask him to put rice in a bowl that's literally ALL I ASKED. OH MY GOD AND for the rest of the time we were- I WAS trying to prepare for the stream he was just on his phone like WHAT ARE YOU DOING?-" Enna rambled before being cut off by Kyo.
"OK TO BE FAIR! We wouldn't have had the delay IF she had bought the stuff before hand-" Kyo added before being cut off by Enna.
"HOLD ON ONE SECOND I didn't buy it before hand because I was literally trying to do other things man," Enna stated while being interrupted by Kyo denying adamantly, "NO NO NO NO, you literally bought it like 20 minutes before our original stream time."
Enna continued standing her ground, "I was cleaning the house, I was like getting everything clean for my guest to come over ok? And then, I also was like very accommodating since you don't live here in Canada. I was being VERY ACCOMMODATING OK?"
Kyo wouldn't back down, adding on, "And then you have the AUDACITY to go onto your stream and complain 'OMG This is taKInG FOREVER beCaUSe'-" Enna swiftly interjected, "BUT IT'S TRUE YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!" only to be met with more denial from Kyo.
Kyo added, "Even IF I WAS HELPING you were gonna be like 'OMG You're in the way you're doing that wrong' SO I DECIDED TO LET YOU DO YOUR THING and let you order me-"
"BECAUSE IM TRYING-"
"NO NO NO, I- I- LET YOU-"
"OH MY GOD CAN YOU SHUT UP- I WAS LIKE 'YO I CAN'T REACH THIS CAN YOU REACH THE VERY TOP CABINET FOR ME' AND YOU WERE LIKE 'OMG YOU'RE SO FUCKING SHORT' like WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED STREAMING YET,"
"I LET YOU ORDER ME-"
"LIKE WHY ARE YOU USING ALL YOUR ENERGY BEFORE THE FUCKING STREAM FUCKING GRANDPA WAS LIKE 'Ugh, I'm sO TiREd. I nEed a FUcKiNG ENerGy DrINk oR SOmeThIng,' and I'm like OK should we get a red bull or something? Then he was like 'NO i NEeD THiS SpeCiFIC oNE I NeED lIKe a CafFeINe pILl' LIKE WHAT THE- How are you alive??" Enna said before pausing for a breath, "You should just go home."
They exchanged looks for a moment before finally erupting in contagious laughter. This heated exchange between them might've just been the highlight of the week --- for the both of them.
The chat to started moving quickly with different messages sent as a collective by the Aloupeeps, Kyomies and casual viewers.
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Kyokanekolover1: LMAOOO
Miki: MOM! THEY'RE FIGHTING AGAIN!
BeryllNiki: Ain't no way they already fighting the stream just started 💀
Kishinewkiara: When 2 moods clash with each other
Aloufeet_ontop: Is Enna gonna bring up her previous model and show her feet
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123-vjkwwwronaldo: Lol I love their sibling energy
Mariettapap: Not Enna calling for mom 😭
Kyomies97: Das crazy
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"NONONO OH MY GOD BRO WHAT ARE YOU DOING??" Enna exclaimed in frustration and sheer disbelief seeing Kyo try to chop spring onion with one hand. "Where's your other hand?? Use both hands bro, both hands." Enna continued.
"Wait is that how you actually cut --- because I can't tell if you're joking or not." Enna said, thinking to herself, has this man ever cooked before?
Kyo voiced the thought process of his previous actions, how his cutting was referencing the way chefs in cooking shows chopped up ingredients.
"Wait you know you're supposed to do this right?" Enna said as she demonstrated the CORRECT WAY to SAFELY cut ingredients. Using her left hand, she curled her fingers in while firmly holding the negi in place as her right hand controlled the knife to follow, cutting the air on top of the negi. "Curl your fingers in like a KaNeko," Enna instructed.
Still in doubt, Kyo decided to voice his instrusive thoughts this time. "I'm gonna lose a finger."
Enna reassured, "You won't if you curl your fingers in." Kyo followed her instructions, carefully placing his hand on the negi and curling his fingers in.
"Then you go like that," Enna said as she grabbed his arm and shifted it so that his hand faced the end of the negi. For that slight moment, Kyo felt his heart skip a beat --- both because of the contact and the fear of cutting himself.
Enna expected the sound of the knife hitting the cutting board. Yet, after seeing him commit the action of cutting multiple times, she only saw a long, connected, poorly cut piece of negi. Each cut made did not even go through all the way. Enna's eyes slightly twitched at the sore sight.
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Minnieko: LMAO WAS THAT AN EYE TWITCH FROM ENNA??
Aloupeepvjkw-1074: You guys noticed too right?
Onidandoleinko: DAS CRAZY
QuinoaB05: Their synergy off the charts 📉📉📈
Maryjadepeep: Tracking so good the eye twitch shows on Enna's model 💀
Alpinestarrette: Tracking - both a curse & a blessing
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Following his miserable attempt at cutting, Enna finally commented in disbelief, "Oh my god-"
"WHAT?"
"Nevermind it's ok it's fine."
Then, he started cutting the negi painstakingly slow. After a few more attempts, Enna couldn't handle it anymore. "Ok mhm uhm yea let me show you how to cut."
Scooting over, she flexed her expertise with a knife while teaching Kyo patiently. "See that?" Enna asked, ponting to her thinly sliced pieces of spring onion before comparing it to Kyo's barely cut thick ones.
After her demonstration, Kyo got his hands on the knife and tried again. It was a good effort. However, it was apparently taking Kyo so long that Enna just took over.
Kyo, upset with the comparison, stated self-righteously, "Bro I'm nerfed I've literally never done this before. I have 2 gloves on, shitty knives-"
"I'M ALSO NERFED TOO," Enna interrupted.
"BUT you do this alot! You have like the skill buff." Kyo said, not wanting to swallow his pride and back down.
Enna smartly replied, "It's just called doing things for yourself everyday like the adult that you are."
"Well I hate myself so,"
"I HATE MYSELF TOO BITCH. Why do you think my knife dull? So I don't stab myself." Enna shot back.
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Metalmental: LMAOOO
Lexie: You're just not used to it, that's fine
LizzfiZz0: SKILL ISSUE
Alpkettle: She's real Gordon Ramsay
Juliann: Just admit defeat Kyo
Keishar: Ayo the camera experiencing an earthquake
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That was pretty much the starting of the stream and the whole rest of the it. Just two best friends coming together and cooking, while bickering and having fun together.
By the end of the cooking and eating, Kyo was quiet, being tired from the long day. So, Enna was reading and thanking supas while Kyo occasionally added some commentary from time to time. Before they knew it, it was already time for Kyo to head back to his friend's place. Since the bus ride would be for 2 hours, Kyo would have to leave in order to reach his friend's place before it got too late. After all, they both had their own plans after stream.
Overall, the stream itself was fun AND ALSO A REAL LEARNING EXPERIENCE for Kyo, the man who didn't know how to cook instant noodles so he had to ask his sister.
Through the cutting, prepping, and cooking of the ingredients, Enna was with Kyo every step of the way, actually teaching this grown ass man how to cook and set his priorities straight.
After meeting in real life, they felt a stronger connection forged between them, paving the way to their long friendship. Even their own graduations couldn't stop them from ultimately meeting again, even in another life with a different persona.