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—Super Cool Mentors 👑-
4:45pm
Livia: @Florus you tryna fight??
Arachne: OMG drama 👀
Florus: wtf no
Livia: well I am
Livia: what’s your favourite animal
Florus: uhm
Vipsania: you know what? I’m the mood to fight too, girlie.
Vipsania: my favourite animals a opossum
Livia: fuck opposums
Florus: bro.
Vipsania: no I’m done actually I cba. go find someone else to fight.
Apollo: ^ Didi just came home that’s why she’s had a sudden change of heart
Vipsania: why are you calling me out smh
Persephone: @Livia why do you wanna fight someone anyway?
Livia: idk
Felix: oh yeah cause that makes soooo much sense
Livia: shut up Felix istg
Florus: wait why was I chosen 😕
Florus: I mean I’m honoured I was the first person you thought of but like why
Livia: I hate you that’s why
Androcles: Damn
Florus: I’m devastated
Festus: this is why we can’t have nice things.
Pliny: Can I just bring light to the fact that Vippie’s favourite animal is an OPOSSUM?
Vipsania: And what about it.
Gaius: Yeah possums are so cool
Pliny: Idk ig it’s just so random.
Sejanus: Personally I think coyotes are the best animals!
Festus: that’s cuz you’re a basic ass hoe
Arachne: no one asked Sejanus.
Livia: can we just kick Sejanus pls
Sejanus: Wow
Hilarius: crying dying and throwing up rn cuz coyotes are my favourite animal too.
Livia: oh damn fr? Never mind then
Hilarius: @Sejanus CHANGE YOUR FAVOURITE ANIMAL.
Sejanus: No
Hilarius: I hate you and I hate coyotes.
↱replying to Hilarius: crying dying and throwing up rn cuz coyotes are my favourite animal too.
Festus: I didn’t mean what I said about coyotes being basic btw ☺️❤️
Livia: who even gave Sejanus permission to speak?
Sejanus: sigh you guys are so cruel
Domitia: “sigh” nahhh 😭
Coriolanus: I find that wolves are the superior animals
Vipsania: you are NOT the alpha lil bro.
Livia Cardew has kicked Coriolanus Snow and Vipsania Sickle.
Diana: Damn.