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Charlie’s Angel

Chapter 6: Practising the part

Summary:

"There are times when Charlie helps Angel with his scripts, and many times they end up making fun of the pathetic dialogue of characters"

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Angel made an angry grimace on his lips as he looked at the papers in his hands, which contained absurd phrases, some of them underlined with a phosphorite marker.

"Why the hell does this guy keep giving me lines in the movies? In adult cinema you don't talk, it's all sex and that's it” whispered the arachnid-looking one before snorting upwards, moving a lock of his hair.

"Knock, knock, may I?" Charlie's voice made him turn his head towards the entrance of his room, where the Princess of Hell was. “Are you available, am I a nuisance?”

"Yes, but you're a nice nuisance, little princess," Angel put the script aside and gestured his hand to the girl to get closer. “What's going on?”

"Well, I haven't seen you all day, and I wanted to know how you were," she replied as she sat on the edge of the bed, next to Angel.

Charlie noticed the actor's script, so she took it in her hands before he could stop her.

—"(S)Cream II:The killer vibrator". What the hell is this, a horror movie parody but in porn?” asked the Morningstar while grimacing in disgust. “I'm sure the script is poor”.

“Coming from Val... It's probably yes, although the worst of all is that as far as I know, it doesn't keep anything more from the original movie than a little of the plot and the murderer's costume," Angel replied while lying in bed. “But work is work, and even if I don't like it, I must learn the phrases of the first act for two days from now”.

The girl looked at the script again before scratching and reading:

"-I've come to kill you, you weakling-”

"Charlie, what are you doing?" asked the arachnid-looking one as he got up.

"I try to help you, I'll be the murderer and you'll try to answer me with your phrases," the girl encouraged him before repeating. "-I've come to kill you, you weakling-".

Angel sighed, lay down again and replied reluctantly:

"-Oh, no, please, I'm too young, beautiful and sexy to die for-".

"Yes, it's crappy, yes," Charlie whispered. "-Death makes no exceptions, I'm going to stick my knife in you!-”

"-Are we talking about the same knife? Because I see your strong arms, your slender neck and I hear your seductive voice and it gives me a...-” Angel suddenly shut up, having forgotten what was going on next.

"You have to say -cram that runs down my spine-," Charlie told him.

"-A cramp that runs down my spine-," said the actor before sighing and saying: "Hey, Charlie, are you sure you want to do this? It is a really shitty dialogue and with a term that I think is misused”.

"If Val has to count his money three by three repeatedly, why not use misused words?" Charlie joked before smiling and saying: "And yes, I'm ashamed of the script, but I want to help you and spend time with you, so, come on, let's do it!

Angel sketched a genuine smile before scratching and taking a hand to his chest and continuing to say the lines he remembered.

-MGGBBRAE

Notes:

This is soo, short, but at least is something :’)