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You are out walking with your mother in the suburbs, peacefully talking about how school has been as your mother carries a huge load of Groceries. Suddenly, without looking where she's going, your mother walks into a tall, metal pole and bruises her entire body. Before she can wail in pain, she catches a glimpse of her attacker, and, oh my, this isn't just any tall, metal pole, this tall, metal pole is... sexy..
Mettaton stares down at your mother with a mischievious glint in his eye "oh sorry darling, didn't see you there" he says with a smirk. Your mother is instantly smitten by his gorgeous charming smile and his muscular square body. "
Oh, um, it's okay!" your mother stammered, turning bright red, already having forgotten about you.
"Why, i must say, you are one of the most beautiful ladies I have ever come across".
Your mother swooned and took mettaton's metallic arm, and they walk away from you cuz ur a loser
Your mom and mettaton walk arm in arm into the mall, where Mettaton suggests they go shopping! His treat, of course. They spend hours trying the most outrageously expensive clothes and laughing together. When the register shows a six figure number, Mettaton happily swipes his card. Your mother blushes and tries to take off some items, but Mettaton waves away her concerns, grabs her hand and leads her out of the store.
They go to an ice cream parlor where Mettaton buys an extravagant ice cream sundae for your mom, and nothing for himself because he is a robot and he cannot eat. He and your mom chat happily as she eats her way through the gigantic ice cream bowl. As they head out of the mall, Mettaton produces a bouquet of red roses from who knows where and offers them to your mom, who accepts, blushing deeply.
"My lady", he says seductively," would you do me the honor of going on a date with me?"
You mom gasps, bringing a hand to her red face. She looks absolutely swooned, her mouth opening up into a smile as she answers.
“Y-Yes! I’d love to!” She replies running up to Mettaton. Standing up on her tippy toes to get to his level, she kisses him passionately.
Confetti goes off, the crowd cheers, the audience claps, somewhere Pitbull sheds a single tear.
A radiating beam of positivity scans across the whole world. Children are no longer hungry, all the toxic pollutants in the world’s atmosphere are disintegrated, all billionaires explode and Die.
Mattaton and your mom have saved the world.