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all you do is kill, love snakes, and lie by soopsiedaisies
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Oct 2024
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“Let go,” He snarls, trying to pull Himself and His wand free from the absurd whatever-the-bloody-fuck kind of person this man is. “I command—”
A pointy elbow lands in his face and He—he jerks his body back in sudden pain, spitting heavily accented muggle curses under his breath.
“Get buggered sideways,” the man says loudly, prompting Lord Voldemort to return to the matter at hand, “by a pointy pincushion about to be transfigured into a porcupine, you racist son of a—”[BREAKING] LOCAL DARK LORD STILL HAS NOSE TO PUNCH
GODRIC’S HOLLOW - English Dark Lord ‘Lord Voldemort’ (54) may be high on egocentrism, but he gets one sobering reality-check. After Harry Potter (32) went on a trip in his favourite rocket ship, he promptly ended up getting slung through the space-and-time-continuum; this curious happenstance ensured that his father, James Potter (21), got away from a murder attempt with no more than some mildly bruised ribs. -
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Ch 8
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This was awesome