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Zim sat on the crimson couch with his little legs pressed against his chest in the living room, the walls stained and covered in childish drawings while Gir ran around screaming and making a mess “can you be quiet…?” Zim said with a half assed attempt to sound like his normal aggressive self through tears and a strained voice.
The small yelling robot didn't hear Zim over the sound of himself and continued causing Zim to curl up tighter into the nook between the arm and back of the couch, sinking into the space and holding the sides of his head where the holes for his inner ears were and was plagued by memories of the florpus incident, the trial, literally everything had been spelled out for him and he was too stubborn of a kid to realize, Gir's screeching wasn't helping so he got up onto wobbly legs and went to go to his base only for the elevator not to open “Gir I fucking…” Zim mumbled a couple curses in Irken but stopped, Gir didn't deserve this, he doesn't understand.
“I'm leaving for awhile, Gir don't break anything” the Irken mumbled under his breath as he put on his human disguise “this really is a terrible disguise…” Zim chuckled as slowly exited the house, he didn't have a plan so he mindlessly walked around the streets before seeing a all to familiar house and started tearing up “fucking Irk of course I end up at the Dib's house” he chuckled weakly and heard a voice yelling down at him.
“Zim! What are you doing here?!” the voice of the human he'd known since his first day on this backwater planet rung in his inner ears, why was everything so loud today? Zim grabbed the sides of his head and trembled causing that stupid, ugly, tall human to be taken back and softened his stupid voice and looked down from the roof “what's up asshole you're crying.”
“N-no Zim-I’m not!” The tiny alien wiped his face and shut his eyes tight “t-these contacts are just scratchy and dirty…” Zim was far too much of a clean freak for that Dib knew and looked slightly considered.
“What happened this time?” Dib asked monotone as looked down at Zim, a tiny bug, uncept and crying, trembling, he reeked of that foul aroma Zim only produced when depressed, at first the smell at first could be mistaken as just body odor from not cleaning himself but it was a distinct odor that was much more noticeable when Zim's antennae were exposed, it reeked like a corpse lily “hey dumbass you stink.”
Zim pulled his wig down and used his pak legs to climb up to the roof next to Dib “it's a defense mechanism…” Zim mumbled his throat thick and strained “when an Irken is at their lowest their antennae produce an aroma to keep predators away…” Zim took his contacts out and held his legs tight against his chest, he was half Dib's size and acknowledging that made Zim shudder.
“When an Irken is at their lowest huh?” Dib asked and set one his hands on the Irken's wig “what's got you down?” The human said looking down at Zim with his stupid pretty hazel eyes, it was too much. Zim shut his eyes so he didn't see the human's face.
“Zi-I haven't got a call from the tallests in a long time and my calls were all rejected so I went to research why that may be a-and” Zim choked on the air and pushed the human's hand off his head, eyes still shut tight “t-they aren't the tallest anymore, the reports say they died in the florpus, and that was the last straw…I'm cut off” Zim tried to hold back the flood of tears in his eyes and started whimpering before feeling the human's hands grab him under the arms and pull the trembling alien closer.
“Dude I've known you for what? 8 years? I've seen how you get about abandonment and it's really bad” the human held the tiny trembling puddle of emotions that was Zim tight against his chest “breath.”
Zim complied, taking slow still slightly shaky breaths and opening his beautiful magenta pupiless eyes, his face buried into his human's soft, fluffy, curly, raven black hair. The feeling of the soft hair against his soft green skin raw from crying made Zim shutter before he buried his deeper into the hair “your fur is soft…”
“I mean humans don't really refer to their own hair as fur but ok” the human, over twice zim's size removed the black haired wig revealing the Irken's antennae which lay flat against Zim's head, the smell was certainly more potent but Dib had smelt much worse “do you want to be held?”
“Mhm..” Zim mumbled as Dib grabbed his under his thighs and set the tiny alien on his lap so the Irken starred up the humans soft light brown lovely face causing the Irken's antennae to perk up and his pak fan to spin much faster “I- oh… that was automatic I swear-” Zim blurted before being pushed tight up against Dib's chest.
“What was?” Dib asked, genuinely confused.
“My fans loudly whirling…and my antennae perking up…” Zim mumbled, getting a confused look from the human.
“Ok so? That seems like a fair reaction for you to make, your antennae perk up any time you're curious and you're emotionally overwhelmed right? You're allowed to be surprised from being held” Dib still looked confused as he pulled the smaller light green alien closer, warming both of them and making Zim let out a small soft chirp from his throat before covering his mouth.
“But humans don't do that…” Zim mumbled, why did he have to act so weird compared to this stupid human? Zim was taken back into reality by a weird human gesture, he felt the human's soft lips softly press the top of his head between his antennae which made his very thin peach fuzz like fur similar to what earth bugs had, stick up and he let out another surprised chirp “wh-what was that???” Zim blurted as his soft green skin almost instantly flushed lilac and his pak overheated causing the pak fans to whirl faster and louder.
“Uh…a kiss? to make you feel better…” Dib mumbled as the tiny Irken melted into a flustered puddle of confusion. Dib cupped the Irken's soft cheek raw from crying and blushing lilac “do I have permission to give you another?” The human asked softly and Zim froze as if his mechanical brain had shut off leaving his organic brain to its own devices.
Zim chirped out something in Irken only to be left with a confused human looking down at him “Zim said yes…” Zim stated as if he'd completely forgotten about english. As soon as the permission was given Zim's tiny soft face was yanked upwards and he felt the human's face smush into his, hurting his teeth from being bonked but he didn't care, Zim shifted in Dib's lap so he was standing and able to get a deeper 'kiss'. Zim's logic was gone and so was his english, he excitedly chirped and mumbled what words for affection existed in Irken, completely melting into Dib.
“Do you feel better?” Dib asked, pulling away from the tiny green alien. Holy shit I kissed a fucking alien what the fuck is wrong with me??? Dib panicked internally but tried to act like this wasn't his first kiss and that he hadn't just done something he'd only ever dreamed about like a middle school girl thinking about their crush.
Zim chirped out something in Irken and nodded as he regained his grip on reality and english “y-yeah I think…” Zim's eyes blinked a couple times so he could see Dib's stunning face that made something in his squeedly spooch curl. Dib realized that Zim was no longer making the corpse lily smell and instead it'd been replaced by a smell that was somewhere between floral and a sugary scent, either way it was pleasant and made Dib feel fuzzy.
“You smell really nice now” Dib mumbled before he thought and softly blushed as the Irken sat back on his lap and nuzzled into his chest.
“I've never been touched softly…” Zim mumbled as his body trembled at holding Dib tight “I think I like this…”
“D-do you want to stay at my house tonight?” Dib blushed as the tiny alien starred up at him with beautiful magenta eyes, reflecting the stars from the sky overhead, the lighter what Dib thought were highlights moved around his eyes like lava lamp fluid very slowly and Dib under the lighting was able to see a thin pupil through the translucent surface of the eyes, it was nice to see zim's eyes like this.
“Zim would like that…” the Irken mumbled before trying to stand up but being too wobbly “c-can the Dib carry Zim…?”
“Of course you tiny dumbass” Dib chuckled before holding Zim so his arm wrapped around Dib neck and his legs split and wrapped around the tall human's waist “so what's that new smell you replaced the smell of death with?”
“pheromones…” Zim mumbled and buried his into the Dib's surprisingly soft fluffy hair he must have washed it recently.
“Mhm horney bug smells, got it” Dib chuckled, sticking out his tongue and making every part of him flustered, lilac blush, antennae perked up and twitching, pak fans loudly whirling, every part of him was flustered.
“Nooo don't say it like that-” Zim covered his face with his claws and nuzzled into Dib's neck as Dib climbed down from the roof and into his room.
“Alright you have to be quiet, Dad and Gaz are sleeping” Dib whispered as he set Zim onto his bed, to which Zim could easily sleep on horizontally and not fall off “so…do Irkens have any fancy affection things?” Dib mumbled as he took off his boots and dropped onto the bed making it squeak under his weight.
“Well Irkens don't really…do sex and affection anymore, of course there's probably still leftovers but I never…uh- I missed the later parts of the academy…cuz of horrible painful overload day part 2…” Zim mumbled as he sat up against some pillows pressing his pak into the space between.
“Well how about we find out?” Dib said as he sat closer to Zim “It doesn't have to be sex just what feels right to you” the human smiled showing his little fangs and tooth gap. Zim nodded at the idea and started taking off his boots as Dib locked his door.
“I don't know what parts I have…” Zim mumbled catching Dib by surprise and making him look at the small Irken “like I said I didn't do my adolescent years in the academy because of horrible painful overload day part 2…”
“For one I don't know what that is, and two you've had to have undressed and seen yourself before right…?” Dib asked, confused as he grabbed the skirt of Zim's pink tunic dress uniform thingy and started to lift it up.
“I never interacted with those parts because I didn't know much about them… there might be something and there might not… also Irkens almost never change their uniforms…” as Dib's hands tried to softly pull the uniform off over Zim's head it got stuck on Zim's pak.
“Is that why Irken's don't change uniforms often?” Dib snorted as tried to pull the fabric that was stuck in-between Zim's skin and pak away, after it didn't budge he grabbed a pair of scissors and cut the fabric away.
“That's one reason…” Zim blushed and froze as Dib cut his top away before pulling the Irken onto his back with some pillows supporting him so his pak didn't dig into his spine and examining Zim.
“this is probably a lot more comfortable than vivisecting you on a operation table huh?~” Dib chuckled as he looked down at the flat smooth green skin of Zim's torso, it showed no signs of a navel or nipples, just smooth like a doll “you really aren't mammal huh?” Dib looked wide eyed as he laid his head down on the aliens chest which had thin velvety bug like fuzz, the human listened to the small and fast heart heartbeat before smashing his face into the soft green skin of Zim’s torso and looking up at him “you're pretty, you know?”
“I- Zim has not been told that before…” Zim let out a flustered chirp and his pak violently whirled “you can continue…if you want…”
Dib chuckled at the nervous alien under his and softly removed Zim's black tights revealing a flat part of skin between Zim's legs like a doll with only holes for excretion visible and at first the human thought that was it until he saw thin, almost invisible slit between the Irken thighs and a more noticeable lip of skin horizontally on Zim's lower abdomen under where his navel would have been if he had one “I think I found it” Dib mumbled as he set his hand on Zim's abdomen.
“What? But I don't see anything there-” Dib pushed his thumbs into Zim's abdomen right under the horizontal lip of skin making the Irken make a noise halfway between a yelp and a chirp and forcing out a wet tentacle like part that looked similar to Zim's tongue “eep- I-... what's that?” Zim sat up and pointed to the part with confusion.
“Geez Zim you really weren't lying when you said you didn't know what you had huh?” Dib said as he softly rubbed his thumb against the newly revealed tentacle causing Zim to squeal before Dib covered the alien's mouth with his other hand “s-shhh- Gaz and Dad can't hear-” Dib whispered and Zim nodded as his legs twitched at the sensitive part being touched as Dib drew the hand covering his face away.
“O-ok…” Zim chirped out and twitched “how'd you know that was there?” Zim mumbled as he bit his tongue and quivered at the cold air touching the tentacle.
“...I had some ideas for how Irkens might work” Dib said as he pushed Zim back down into the bed “do you mind if I continue?” Dib asked as he held the tentacle between two fingers and caressed the tip of the tentacle which made Zim's pak fans loudly whirl again and his face that had just returned to its normal green flushed lilac.
“Agh.. k-keep going that feels-” Zim started chirping out in Irken as Dib caressed the phallic tentacle making Zim's squeedly spooch contort and a warm feeling rush to the other slit between the Irken's legs that released a viscous translucent pink liquid out of the thin slit and onto the bed which caused the alien to back away from the puddle of slick that leaked onto the bed “ew I Didn't plan that -”
“oh my god Zim that's the kind of reaction I wanted you idiot~” Dib chuckled quietly as he bent over the alien and grabbed Zim's thighs and pulled him closer before softly opening the slit with his thumbs making Zim chirp loudly “are you doing ok so far?”
“eh?- oh yeah- it's just unique…don't stop” Zim tried to sound stern but he was tiny and anxious as both of them knew. Dib pulled his hands away to lift Zim's upper half and kiss him, Zim stuck his tongue in the other's mouth and wrapped around the human's tongue before going down the human's throat causing Dib to pull away and choke.
“Fuck Zim give me a warning or something-” Dib pushed Zim back down and started taking off his clothes “it was pretty good tho…” Dib mumbled as he removed his shirt revealing two thin scars on his chest.
“What are those?” Zim asked as he set his small claws on the scars which caught Dib off guard.
“There top scars, I got them when I was 13” Dib said and blushed a little before holding one of Zim's antennae at the stalk and rubbing it between his fingers which made Zim chirp “the doctor gave them to me so I could feel more like a boy.”
“You are a boy though right? I still can't tell the difference” Zim said as he sat and waited for Dib to undress.
“Yeah I'm a boy but I wasn't born one” Dib said as he removed his jeans and boxers before hovering over Zim with his pussy out and wet, a bit embarrassed having to explain that to his ex nemesis.
“So what now?” Zim asked looking at the gentiles they had as options for this, before Zim could say another word he felt his tentacle get softly caressed and Dib positioned himself above the part.
“Does this work? I can use strap ons instead if you want” Dib asked as he looked down at the Irken that was half his size.
“this won't hurt right?” Zim asked as the tentacle in Dib's hand twitched and Zim's eyes looked up at the human with a bit of concern.
“Don't worry, we'll just take things at your pace alright? It's my first time too but you know less so you get to decide, space virgin~” Dib chuckled as Zim's antennae smacked into his face, the pheromones Dib had forgotten about much stronger now “fuck that smells like an aphrodisiac, it's good.”
“Can you get on your back and I'll try?” Zim mumbled as Dib held his phallic tentacle.
“Oh shit of course-” Dib grabbed Zim under his arms and flipped so Zim was on top of him and adjusted himself so the smaller alien was more comfortable before spreading his thighs exposing his dripping wet hole and letting Zim do what he wanted.
Zim angled himself above the human before lowering his small trembling body and squeaked and the feeling of the human's wetness touch his already lubricated tentacle before pushing in, he'd intended to go much slower than he did but the amount of lubricant caused him to slide in too easily and their pelvises smacked together and the surprise caused both to whimper “are you ok, human?” Zim mumbled as his shaky body tried to lift itself back up before feeling Dib's hands grab his hips and help him move up and down slowly until Zim was confident enough to do it himself, to which despite being slow and anxious was fairly good at.
“Yeah I'm alright, any pain I experience adds to my experience” Dib chuckled nervously having just admitted to being a masochist. Dib made soft whimpers trying to be conscious of his volume but Zim's prehensile tentacle writhing inside of his fleshy wet hole made him moan the Irken’s name loudly before covering his mouth letting out muffled noises of pleasure as Zim tried his best and chirped in similar manner.
Dib felt the phallic genital Zim had searched around his inners and hitting the right spots making him squeal and kick with larger legs.
“Eep-” Zim perked up as his pak overheated so much it smoked a little and before Dib could ask what happened he felt a warm viscous liquid fill his guts as Zim chirped the loudest he had that night and panted what his tongue out and tried to pull away from the larger human but he had used up all the energy his organic body had and his pak wasn't much help as it tried desperately to cool down.
“Are you alright?” Dib softly asked as he lifted the small Irken away from where they were connected causing the prehensile tentacle on Zim's small body to pull out with a loud sloppy noise before curling back.
“Ugh yea Zim is alright…” Zim went mostly limp throughout his whole body as his neglected yonic slit dripped with enough viscous translucent pink slick to fill a tall glass, if it let out all at once, Zim tightly held his thighs together in the hopes to stop that.
“Do you want help with that?” Dib snorted looking at the bug in his hands, smelt delicious and leaked slick onto Dib's chest.
“Yes please…” Zim mumbled as he felt himself pressed into the mattress and Dib's fingers softly caress his slit making him chirp and whine, before Zim was used to the feeling he felt two fingers shove inside his alien pussy “DIB!~” Zim yelped as his body shuddered.
“You're doing great” Dib whispered as he planted soft kisses along the nook of Zim's soft green neck as he pulled his fingers in and out much more aggressively than Zim had and after adding one more finger was met with Zim biting down on his neck and claws digging into his back.
“Too much!-” Zim whimpered through tears which made Dib immediately pull away and check if he'd done any damage.
“shit I sorry, you already said to be gentle I'm an idiot-” Dib said as he held Zim to his chest as the Irken nuzzled his neck and started softly purring as his teeth dug deep enough to draw blood “alright you deserve that I'm sorry” Dib rolled his eyes as Zim licked the cut.
“It's alright, I'm ok now” Zim hugged the human in his now sleepy state “mine~...”
“Yeah yeah I'm yours you stupid bug” Dib chuckled as he held Zim to his chest as the pheromones faded. Dib grabbed a blanket, wrapped it around himself and his tiny alien and grabbed two sets of clothes since he'd cut Zim's uniform up “alright we got to get all cleaned up, bed bug.”
“water clean?”
“Yep.”
“Can you clean Zim? I feel like jelly…” Zim mumbled while barely being able to support himself in Dib's arms.
“Sure” Dib walked over to the bathroom and set Zim onto the sink before cleaning himself in the shower for a few minutes, afterwards Dib grabbed a damp washcloth with lukewarm water and started scrubbing the Irkens small body as well as his yonic and phallic parts that Zim was too tired to push back inside, after being cleaned enough Dib grabbed a soft blanket and fluffed up the Irken's soft bug like fur which made him look incredibly adorable. “Alright you fluffy bed bug, you'll have to wear this” Dib said before pulling a large unisex blue t-shirt with a ghost over Zim's head making him look even smaller, as well as giving Zim a pair of boxers that were still in the package before dressing himself. “Can I keep this shirt? It's soft” Zim mumbles before opening and closing his little hands. “Yeah you can keep it, I buy my clothes in bulk” Dib chuckled at Zim opening and closing his claws “you can have uppies” Dib rolled his eyes before picking Zim up and carrying him back to his room now clean and fluffy. “Can we do this again?” Zim mumbled as Dib swapped his sheets and got into bed with Zim before kissing his soft face, Dib was going to take advantage of the fluffiness while it lasted. “I'd love to” Dib mumbled into Zim's ear hole before hugging him tight into a cuddle and laying the soft comforters over them both “I love you” Zim replied with a soft tone in Irken which Dib assumed was the Irken equivalent. The two lay in bed and cuddled giving each other soft kisses and eventually falling asleep in each other's arms.