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(I hate doing x Reader, but this was requested by @MontanaMallow for their friend's birthday, so I decided to do it. Happy birthday to their friend. Will be very OOC)
It was a normal day for Sam and Y/N Witwicky. Their father, Ronald 'Ron' has said that if they at least got three A's on their report card, they could each get a car under 5,000 dollars. And guess what? Sam got three A's, Y/N was normally a A/B student, so that wasn't a problem for her.
"Y/N, what are your grades?" Ron asked.
"Health- A, P.E.-A History/Geography- A, Algebra 2-A, Science-B, STEAM-A, mainly just A's." She responded, handing Sam her report card to show their father.
"Good job, Y/N. Now, remember the deal; only under 5,000 grand, okay? You want a truck, correct?" He asked.
"Yep." Y/N responded. For as long as she could remember, she had no interest in cars. She liked trucks, big trucks, and it was her dream to own one one day. Now maybe today was her lucky day.
At a car dealership, Sam picked out a black and yellow Chevrolet Camaro, while Y/N browsed around. Just when she thought she wouldn't find a truck, something caught her eye. It was a GMC TopKick crewcab, 4x4, the make around 2006/2007, midnight black paintjob gleaming in the sunlight.
"How much for that GMC TopKick?" Y/N asked.
Bobby, the car salesman, looked. In all honesty, that truck scared him. "Two grand, give or take." He stated.
"If you want the truck, Y/N, it's yours. It saves me three grand, and it's something you like. You want it, buy it." Ron stated. So Y/N quickly did. However, their vehicles wouldn't turn out to be what they seem to be.
Not even two days after buying their cars, Sam all but got kidnapped by his own Camaro, same goes with Y/N with her pickup. When the truck and Y/N caught up to the Camaro, a Peterbilt semi, a Hummer ambulance, and a Porsche pulled up. When let out, the vehicles transformed, revealing robots.
"Are you Samuel James Witwicky and Y/N Witwicky, descendants of Archibald Witwicky?" The blue and red semi truck asked.
"They know your names." Mikaela stated.
"Yeah." Sam replied.
"We are autonomous robotic organisms from Cybertron." The semi stated.
"But you can call us Autobots for short." The Hummer stated.
"Autobots..." Y/N murmured.
"What's crackin' lil' bitches? This looks like a cool place to kick it." The Porsche stated.
"My first Lieutenant. Designation, Jazz." Optimus stated.
"This looks like a cool place to kick it." Jazz remarked, doing a backflip and landing on an old car.
"My medical officer, Ratchet." Optimus stated.
"The boy's pheromone levels indicate he wants to mate with the female in the blue jacket." Ratchet stated.
"Ew, Sam. The fuck is with you and Mikaela?" Y/N huffed, rolling her eyes.
"My weapons specialist and Y/N's guardian, Ironhide." Optimus stated.
"You feelin' lucky punks?" Ironhide asked.
"Easy, Ironhide." Optimus soothed.
"Just kiddin'. I just wanted to show 'em my cannons." Ironhide stated. Y/N approached the black mech.
"Can I see ya cannons without gettin' blown up?" She asked. Ironhide picked her up.
"Ironhide, I'm sensing metal on her body." Ratchet stated. Y/N pulled her jacket back, showing two pistols, lifted up her left pants leg, showing three knives, her right pants leg, holding another gun.
"She's a mini Ironhide. We're fragged." Bee stated. Ironhide grinned at Y/N.
"I think I like 'er." Ironhide grinned.
"You would, 'Hide." Jazz chuckled.
When they went back to the Witwicky house, Ron was waiting. "Where were you two?" He asked.
"Sam got a text from Mikaela, sayin' sh forgot somethin' in his car, so he went to give it back. It was actually Trent and Trent tried to fight Sam. I followed him, scared Trent off, and gave Mikaela her shit back." Y/N explained.
"You mess him up?" Ron asked. Y/N showed her a picture of Trent's bloodied face, except it was from that morning. Ron believed them, and explained to Judy, and both only got off with a scolding.
A few days came and gone, and currently, Mikaela, Sam, and Y/N were in the back of a Sector Seven car. "You're so fucked, Simmons." Y/N chuckled.
"Oh? And why's that?" Simmons asked.
"Y/N! Pull over, fucker!" Ironhide snarled, ramming into the side of the S7 car, Optimus stopping the car. The Autobots disposed of the remainder of the cars, but when Simmons spotted Ironhide, the man nearly pissed himself, and grabbed Y/N.
"Simmons, if you don't get your hands off me in two seconds, you ain't gonna have hands. Oh, and take ya handcuffs back. I freed myself, Sam, and Mikaela like, fifteen minutes ago." Y/N stated, walking to Ironhide.
"You alright?" Ironhide asked.
"I'm fine, baby. Though, now your paint is scratched. I'll be sure to give you a deep wash after this. All of ya. Lennox will help me." Y/N purred, giving Ironhide a kiss to his cheek-plates. She just sat on his shoulder, glaring at the S7 men. After they met, it wasn't long for Ironhide and Y/N to start dating. Honestly, it came as no surprise. They had a lot in common, and Y/N was a rather attractive girl.
A few days later, Sam caught on where the S7 men took Bee and Ironhide, when they caught them. "Lennox! We got wind of them torturing 'Hide and Bee! Wanna help get 'im back?" Y/N asked.
"Men, load up! Follow Y/N!" Lennox barked to his troop. At Hoover Dam, Bee and Ironhide were getting tortured by humans, while Megatron, leader of the Decepticons, was in cryostasis. Suddenly, the military barged in, followed by Y/N, Sam, and Mikaela.
"This is classified!" Simmons barked.
"Where's our cars?" Sam asked.
"Young man, get out!" Simmons demanded.
"Y/N, Lennox! He ain't talking!" Sam hollered. Lennox grabbed Simmons by his shirt collar, and slammed him into a wall.
"Under S7 jurisdiction--" Simmons started.
"S7 don't exist." Epps stated.
"Right, and we don't take orders from guys who don't exist." Lennox hissed.
"I'm gonna count to five--" Simmons huffed.
"I'm gonna count to three." Lennox interrupted.
"I ain't gonna count. Where are they?" Y/N snarled. With great reluctance, and an attitude, Simmons took Sam and Y/N to Bee and Ironhide. Once freed, Bee got the Allspark, and left, just as Megatron broke free of the cryostasis.
"Get this into the city, and we'll hide it, or evacuate it." Lennox ordered. Y/N nodded, but Sam was having doubts so Lennox gave him a small pep talk with the words, 'You're a soldier now' and whatnot. Y/N wasn't paying much mind, loading her guns and sharpening her knives.
"How do you know Lennox, my love?" Ironhide asked. Y/N looked at her boyfriend.
"He used to babysit me and Sam. In return, I babysat his infant daughter, Annabelle, when her mother was trying to do errands." Y/N explained.
Suddenly, a plane was heard soaring in the air. "It's Starscream!" Ironhide shouted. Through the green flare smoke, the black mech could recognize the SIC to the Cons. "Ratchet, back up! Bumblebee, with me! Y/N, go with Sam!" Ironhide barked.
Sam and Y/N watched as Decepticons and Autobots engaged in a battle. "Optimus, behind you!" Y/N shouted. Due to her warning, Optimus missed an attack from Megatron that would've probably been fatal. Y/N took her brother's arm, and the two ran through the streets.
"Girl, move!" A man shouted, at Y/N. Now, Y/N didn't have the best temper, and she was already in a bad mood. She approached the man, sucker punched him, then kicked him in the genitals. He fell to the pavement, in shock. He wasn't sure which hurt more; his face, his genitals because Y/N was wearing combat boots, or his ego/dignity.
She rejoined Sam, and popped a green flare for a helo to come get the Cube. However, Megatron foiled those plans. "Sam!" Optimus shouted.
When Megatron crushed a statue, both Sam and Y/N fell of the building. However, Optimus only managed to catch Sam.
"Y/N!" A voice shouted. Suddenly, a black hand wrapped around her, and they landed on the ground harshly. She looked, and saw Ironhide. "You okay, baby?" He asked.
"Yeah, yeah I'm fine. Ready to kick ass. Remind me to reward ya later." She grinned. They shared a quick kiss, before going back to kick more ass. When the fight was finally over, Lennox mourned the loss of his men, and the Autobots mourned the loss of Jazz, who had been brutally ripped in two by Megatron.
Sam killed Megatron, Lennox killed Blackout, Y/N killed several Cons, becoming the first humans to kill Cons of their own. After that, Y/N kept her promised, and gave each Autobot a relaxing bath, and a deep clean. To say they enjoyed it would've been an understatement. Ratchet purred in relaxation, Optimus probably fell asleep, Bee was just happy, and Ironhide took Y/N to the backseat for some fun of their own.
"Y/N, who's this?" Judy asked.
"My boyfriend. Ryan." Y/N explained. Ironhide, in holoform, was beside her. Raven black hair, blue eyes, pale skin tone, muscular body, dog tags, scars.
"How old is he?" Ron asked.
"24, Sir." Ironhide stated.
"He works with Lennox and his men." Y/N explained.
"Respectful, I see. Do you love our daughter?" Judy asked.
"Yes, Ma'am, I do. She saved my life, and I saved hers." Ironhide nodded.
"Hurt her, and I will hurt you." Judy warned.
"Wouldn't dream of it, Ma'am." Ironhide responded. That night, Ironhide held a sleeping Y/N in his arms, and soon, he drifted off to recharge himself, holoform fizzing out. He finally found happiness, and although he missed Jazz deeply, he would honor Jazz by bein' happy, as Jazz made him promise several times before.