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It was a usual night for Dazai and Chuuya, except they agreed that tonight they would have hot gay sex. Reluctantly, Dazai agreed to bottom this time and made his way into the bathroom. He stripped out of his clothes and got into the shower, as he needed to clean his ass for the hot gay sex with Chuuya.
“That damn bastard always needs to have the last word in everything! When even was the last time he let me cum into his scrumptious warm hole-”
Dazai’s mumbling was cut short when the warm water from the shower head hit his skin. He let out a content murmur and cleaned himself. After a few seconds Dazai spread his legs and lowered the shower head right under his buthole. It shot warm water up his tight hole, making Dazai gasp in pleasure. Before he noticed, his dick was hard and throbbing.
“What if I….”
Dazai came up with an idea. Chuuya sure will be grateful for having such a clean boyfriend. Dazai let his fingers travel to his hole, prodding at it and sliding in with ease as the warm water was still shot at his asshole from the shower head.
“Ahh~~ Nggggggmmm~~~~ Ahhh fuck~~~”
Dazai moaned as he started to put more of his fingers into his hole and vigorously pushing them in and out.
“Okay I think I’m ready..”
Dazai spread his cheeks with his hand and lined up the shower head with his asshole. Just as he was about to gently push it in, he moved his leg to spread more and he slipped on the soap that was spilled on the ground. He did a backflip and fell on his ass, the shower head pushed into him with brutal force.
“AAAAAHHHH!”
Dazai screamed in pain, but the pain didn't last long as the water pressure made the shower head move inside of him. He was whimpering and moaning in pleasure.
“Shower head aaahhh…. I’m about to~~~”
Dazai came, shaking violently and moaning loudly as he covered himself in his cum. He crawled weakly and turned off the water. His stomach was round, as he was pregnant and he sat against the wall. That's when Chuuya burst through the doors.
“Dazai are you okay!-”
Chuuya stopped dead in his tracks.
“What the fuck…”
Dazai looked at Chuuya with embarrassment and shock.
“Uhmmm… I can explain.”
Chuuya deadpanned and walked out.
“Shit man, I’m not even gonna get laid tonight.”