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Lysander and Demetrius went to the woods to fight. Demetrius pulled his ‘sword’ out of his pants. Lysander gasped at the sheer size.
“Twenty inches!” He exclaimed
“I will ravage you in the name of Hermia with my massive monster meat beater cock!” Demetrius roared as he pinned Lysander to the tree. Lysander took his bad boy leather jacket and covered up his massive man tits with it.
“YOU WILL NEVER HAVE EXPLICIT GAY SEX WITH ME AND MY MASSIVE MAN TITS DEMETRIUS!” Lysander screamed, pinning Demetrius against the tree instead, “NOT IF I DO FIRST”
Lysander then pulled out his 30 inch wifebeater monster long shloing.
Puck showed up, he was going to disguise as one of them and hopefully be able to get in on this SCHLONG FEST!!! Oh fuck yeah thats a plot bitch. AUGHhghghghmmmm- (Demetrius canon dad bod) (Lysander canon twig twink boy bottom) (Demetrius gets pegged by Helena sometimes and pretends its Lysander one time he accidentally moaned his name to Helena it was so fricking awkward) Puck disguised himself with a mask of a tree and pulled his wooden cock out. It was a sad 15 inches. Demetrius, being pinned against the Puck-Tree, got quickly penetrated by Puck's wide, girthy, breeding stick. He quickly moaned and pushed his ass into the tree as Puck fucked him deeply from behind. Lysander took the chance to suck off Demetrius’ 20 inch sword cock. He bobbed his head up and down on his cock, taking him all the way to the base. Demetrius moaned even harder and louder as Lysander surrounded his massive cock with his gigantic man tits. Puck quickly came and breeded Demetrius, leaving room for Lysander to penetrate him with his 30 inch wifebeater monster long shloing, fucking the cum even farther into him, thrusting really REALLY HARD. Demetrius pinched his manly man tiny ass nipples and screamed in pleasure. Puck wanted to get fucked by both of them, and so he presented his shiny, tree-like ass. Lysander finished breeding Demetrius again, and thrust his still rock-hard erection into Puck’s voluptious orbs. Demetrius took the hint and also double-penetrated Puck, and Puck was moaning violently. Weeks later, Demetrius took a pregnancy test and was pregnanant with twins. Then all three of them got hit by a bird and died, other than Lysander, who survived and then killed himself with a rope. LMAO. The end.