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Our first successful baking attempt?? | Making cookies with Seungmong & Hyunjin
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Me and Seungmin’s cooking adventures have been a disaster so far but this time we have famous model Hwang Hyunjin join us and I think it was a success! What do you guys think :D
Comments:
pixelfarm
considering that they added way too much butter and not enough flour, it actually still turned out nicer than i expected
silentcryer_
first video in the series where seunglix did not start a fire!!! that’s an accomplishment by itself
msidjw93fnw
I love that they share a singular brain cell wtf they’re hilarious together
hwangshine
BAREFACED HYUNJIN IS SO CUTE and i love seeing him laugh and smile so much i hope they make more videos tgt 💓
mashedpotatoes
seunglix being this awful at cooking is a phenomenon that has to be examined
🐶 @seungmong
you know our cooking is bad when people are praising us for not burning our kitchen down in the process @felixplays
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god gamer @felixplays
our viewers are proud of us for producing edible food. says alot about us
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jeongin @adultbread
it scares me that i live with you two
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🐶 @seungmong
you love us. it's time to live your truth
changbin:
hey!
i’m at the science library today
i managed to get one of the meeting rooms for myself
just letting you know if you happen to be in the area and want to study tgt :)
minnie @miniverse
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
minnie @miniverse
yesyesyesyes aqkdnqieuqbsbajdjqiwishqiw
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iyen @foxboyji
are you having a stroke
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minnie @miniverse
it feels like one
seungmin:
heyyy
sure hahahah i need to get some work done anyways
i’m otw!
changbin:
cool!
level 3, room 5
seungmin:
do you want some coffee?
i need to get some for myself anyways
changbin:
an iced americano would be great thanks!
seungmin:
alright
it’ll be on me
for spilling coffee on you that other time
i still bad about that
changbin:
hahaha sure thanks :)
minnie @miniverse
sighs
minnie @miniverse
he looks so hot when he’s focused
minnie @miniverse
does he know he chews on his pen when he’s in deep in thought
minnie @miniverse
he can have something else in his mouth instead
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lix @lixiepixie
gross
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iyen @foxboyji
the block button is looking extra tempting today
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minnie @miniverse
let me thirst tweet in peace
changbin:
thanks for the coffee :))
just to check, we’re on for gym next week right?
seungmin:
yep :D
🐶 @seungmong
i spent 12 hours on this group project and my group mates are telling me now that we probably have to redo it
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🐶 @seungmong
this might be my last straw I’M ABOUT TO END MYSELF
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lix @lixiepixie
hahha don’t kys ur so sexy hahahaha
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lix @lixiepixie
also IT’S TUESDAY
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lix @lixiepixie
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS??
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lix @lixiepixie
ONE MORE DAY UNTIL MOVIE NIGHT
COLLAB???
felix:
status report
just checked the pantry
happy to report that we do have popcorn at home for tomorrow
changbin:
wait what’s happening tomorrow
seungmin:
wrong group chat lix
felix:
shit my bad i didn’t realise
sorry just ignore that it was meant for me seungmin and jeongin’s grp chat ><
changbin:
oh is this a housemates exclusive event
felix:
IT’S MOVIE NIGHT
a thing we do every wednesday
we just pick a movie to watch together
jisung:
omg did i hear someone say movie night
felix:
it’s always been just the three of us but if anyone else is free tomorrow the invite is open to everyone here!
at our apartment!!!
jisung:
oh you’re in seoul right do you guys stay near SNU
felix:
omg i keep forgetting u guys study at snu too :o
the three of us live pretty close to campus
jisung:
ahh same!
felix:
me innie and seungminnie are in our third years
i’m doing psychology
jisung:
biz admin for me
felix:
no way i wouldn’t have guessed
jisung:
hahaha yeah i get that alot
i wanted to do music comp like channie hyung but my parents weren’t really on board with that idea
a business major is a healthy compromise since i refused to be a doctor
they still wanted me to work in healthcare even though i get nauseous at the sight of blood
which was pretty hilarious until i fainted in front of them from getting a paper cut
felix:
oh shoot that sucks :/
jisung:
yea it’s not a big deal anymore
i understand their concerns
they want what's best for me
and besides i wouldn’t want to turn my hobby into a profession
i’m scared to fall out of love with making music… which is honestly really common when creatives monetise their skills
i still produce sometimes when i’m not absolutely swarmed with coursework and group projects but i usually stick to writing lyrics
minho:
You should see our apartment
We have so many pieces of paper with song lyrics scattered all over the place
jisung:
hyung do you just turn up whenever you want to embarrass me 🤔
minho:
Yes
I have a sixth sense just for that purpose
My personal Han Jisung alarm
felix:
ooo what about you minho hyung
what do you study
minho:
I majored in nutrition like Changbin and I graduated last year
I’m doing content creating full time for now but it’s definitely more of a temporary thing while I explore career options
felix:
oh that’s cool :0
you guys should come over tomorrow if you’re free!
the more the merrier
the apartment is a little bit of mess though so just pretend you don’t see that
no pressure to come though hahahaha yeah
jisung:
i’m in!!!
minho hyung too
minho:
Sure
felix:
OMG YAY
exciting!!!!
i was thinking about watching howl’s moving castle
jisung:
I LOVE STUDIO GHIBLI WHAT THE FUCK
THAT IS LIKE ONE OF MY FAVOURITE MOVIES OF ALL TIME???
I CAN’T EVEN COUNT THE NUMBER OF TIMES I’VE REWATCHED IT
minho:
I can back up that statement
felix:
SHUT UP
FOR REAL ????
I LOVE HOWLS MOVING CASTLE TOO
changbin:
minho and jisung dressed up as howl and sophie for halloween last year
felix:
NO WAY
jisung:
i was howl of course
changbin:
minho hyung looked surprisingly good in a wig
minho:
What do you mean surprisingly
Choose your words carefully seo changbin
changbin:
err i meant
sophie noona was an extremely gorgeous woman??
minho:
Hmm that’s better
changbin:
noona neomu yeppeooooooo
jisung:
michyeo~
seungmin:
replay
jeongin:
REPLAY REPLAY REPLAY
jisung:
REPLAY
changbin:
rEPLAY
jisung:
JINX
minho:
Same brain cell
felix:
ANYWAYS YES YES I’M SO EXCITED
hyunjin and seungmin and i made cookies for a video and i still have some left over
i would love if you guys tried some
seungmin:
errr i wouldn’t eat them if i were you
they were kind of terrible lol
somehow they’re too sweet and too salty at the same time
we didn’t even add any salt???
felix:
i think they tasted great
i’ve had like 5 of them
seungmin:
and you really shouldn’t be eating any more
i worry for your taste buds
and your blood pressure
also lix i don’t think i would be free tomorrow you might have to go on without me :(
felix:
NOOO WHY is it about your group project
our solid 5 week streak of not missing a movie night D:
seungmin:
yeah
there’s an upcoming group presentation
and my group just realized that we misinterpreted the research question
so we’re going have to redo some of the components last minute
think i’ll end up spending the night at the liberal arts library to tie up all the loose ends
felix:
damn that’s awful
seungmin:
it really is
nothing i can do about it though ://
jisung:
oh noooo
felix:
changbin hyung would you want to join us?
changbin:
mmm
i think i have other plans
maybe next time sorry :(
felix:
sure!
that means its 4 of us then
innie you can join right
jeongin:
yep
i might be a little late though
you can start the movie first
jisung:
it’s ok we can wait!
felix:
yippee
jisung:
what about hyunjin?
felix:
ohh he’s in japan now for work
jisung:
is he based in japan?
felix:
nah i think he goes wherever work takes him
like new york, london, paris and so on
jisung:
ahhh
must be fun to travel so much
kinda jealous ngl
should minho and i bring anything
felix:
just bring yourselves!!
jisung:
:D
we’ll bring some snacks or drinks!
@minho can you check what we have at home
minho:
There’s a bag of honey butter chips
And a few packs of choco pie
felix:
I LOVE CHOCO PIE
minho:
Great
Then we’ll bring those
jeongin:
i’ll be back by 10pm!
felix:
sure then we’ll wait for u to be back
let me text you guys the address
minho:
Nice
jisung:
yay!
🐶 @seungmong
staring at my computer screen trying to make sense of this 40 page research article while my friends are having the time of their lives at movie night
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🐶 @seungmong
i think i’m living in the worse possible timeline
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lix @Felixplays
YOU ARE THE ICON AND YOU ARE THE MOMENT!! GO SLAY YOUR ASSIGNMENT BESTIE
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🐶 @seungmong
ily and i say this in the nicest way possible. this isn’t helping
lix @Felixplays
studio ghibli marathon with my platonic soulmate (we just met today)
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lix @Felixplays
we found out we were born one day apart
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lix @Felixplays
obviously this is a sign that we were always meant to meet one another
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professional ghost hunter @hanniepie
HELL YEAH <333
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chris @bangchan97
remember when you were so nervous to meet jisung irl
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lix @Felixplays
suddenly i lost the ability to read
COLLAB???
jeongin:
update
jisung and felix are crying
felix:
I CAN’T HELP IT
THEIR LOVE IS JUST SO BEAUTIFUL
SOPHIE TOLD HOWL TO FIND HER IN THE FUTURE
AND HE DID
jisung:
HE WAS LOOKING FOR HER THIS WHOLE TIME
felix:
name something more romantic
you can’t
jeongin:
honestly
i don’t get this movie
felix:
what do you not get
jeongin:
what was the war about?
felix:
err
jisung:
um
jeongin:
you guys don’t know either
haven’t you guys watched this multiple times
jisung:
in our defense
the plot does get a little confusing
felix:
i keep getting distracted by howl
i mean look at him
jeongin:
sure
i walked away to go the the toilet for a minute
and now they’re debating on what the best movie snack is
it’s been going on for the past half an hour
minho hyung isn’t doing anything to stop them
cause he thinks jisung is cute when he rambles
someone get me out of here now
felix:
c'mon guys you need to back me up
m&ms
specifically the peanut ones
i can demolish several bags of those
it’s the perfect balance of the sweetness of the chocolate and a slight savoriness of the peanuts
jisung:
lix
u make a good point
but unfortunately
ur so wrong about this
honey dijon chips are the clear winners
jeongin:
seconded
felix:
THE BETRAYAL
YOU LOVE M&MS
YOU’RE ALWAYS STEALING MINE
jeongin:
i mean they’re good
but too sweet for me i have to be honest
m&ms are like a b tier
but most potato chips are a solid a tier
s tier if it’s kettle
jisung:
are you my soulmate
i think i just fell in love
felix:
we bestowed each other with the soulmate title literally an hour ago and you’re already giving it to someone else
i’m going to cry
i don’t think i’ve ever experienced worse heartbreak than this
minho:
For everyone else who aren’t here
They’re cuddling now
All’s good
felix:
friendship restored
jeongin:
you’ve only known each other for less than a day and you’re already insufferable
felix:
you’re just jealous of our innate soulmateisms
changbin:
mmm i’m probably a bigger fan of sweet than salty
jisung:
hyung
if you could only have one thing to eat at the movies for the rest of your life
emphasis on FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
what would it be
changbin:
hmmm
caramel popcorn maybe
jisung:
that’s such a basic bitch answer
minho:
Boooooooooooooooooo👎
changbin:
wtf
jeongin:
i’m gonna have to agree
felix:
YOU EAT CARAMEL POPCORN ALL THE TIME THO?
the hypocrisy strikes again
jeongin:
doesn’t mean it's not basic
changbin:
it’s a classic
do you see movie theaters selling chocolate or potato chips
minho:
Sometimes
changbin:
no
they fucking sell popcorn
don’t you ever disrespect caramel popcorn like that ever again
jeongin:
hit a sore spot huh
chan:
what did i miss
felix:
CHRIS
rapid fire question!
one food to have whilst watching movies for the rest of your life
choose
chan:
errr
jisung:
10
9
8
7
6
chan:
pizza?
felix:
that’s not a snack
chan:
you didn’t say snack though
you said food
pizza is the best movie food
jisung:
damn it
that’s valid
good decision
but what type of pizza
chan:
Umm
Pepperoni I guess?
Not hawaiian cause pineapple does not belong on pizza and I will stand by that for as long as I live
minho:
You’re one of those people huh?
chan:
It’s too sweet and acidic
It completely overpowers the other flavors
Pineapple on pizza is literally a crime against humanity
minho:
Sure 🥱
jeongin:
i didn’t know you’re so passionate about this hyung
jisung and felix just put their heads together wtf
what are you guys whispering about
felix:
after much deliberation
your answer has been acknowledged by the council
jeongin:
aka felix and jisung
chan:
thank you?
jisung:
you’re very welcome
changbin:
minho hyung
it’s your turn to answer
minho:
Watermelon
jeongin:
that’s not even a real answer
chan:
Who even eats watermelon during a movie
minho:
We do
Tell them Sungie
jisung:
it’s true
minho:
Told ya
jisung:
it’s actually really good!
you guys should try it sometime
super refreshing especially during the summer
chan:
It’s so troublesome to slice it up though
minho:
I just cut that sucker in half and eat it with a spoon
jeongin:
you’re weird
felix:
but you’ll have to pee during the movie from all that water
minho:
Pause the show and go pee then
felix:
WHAT IF IT'S DURING A CLIMACTIC MOMENT
YOU CAN’T JUST PAUSE IT
seungmin:
ugghhhh
felix:
SEUNGMIN UR ALIVE
ME AND JEONGIN MISS U
jeongin:
don’t include me in this
felix:
you done with your project yet?
seungmin:
not even close
maybe i should drop out of college to become a stripper instead
any thoughts?
minho:
I say go for it
jeongin:
no one would want to hire you
not with that pancake ass
seungmin:
chan hyung tell me your secrets to get a fat dumpy
chan:
All natural
Sorry :/
seungmin:
damn it
see it’s either you’re blessed with it or not
not my fault
if god gave me a fat ass i would be unstoppable
i’m sure there would be people who still pay to look at this
besides
i have other redeeming qualities
felix:
like your slutty waist
seungmin:
YEAH
felix:
and your twink body
seungmin:
uhuh that too
felix:
and your knobbly knees
mmm your weirdly flexible ankles?
seungmin:
i think that’s enough lix
felix:
ok <333
chan:
Good luck on your project Seungmin!
Don’t give up
minho:
Nah I think stripping is the way to go
Big fan of that idea
changbin:
don’t enable him minho ah
changbin:
how’s your assignment going?
seungmin:
might have to pull an all nighter for this one :(
since the deadline is in a few days
and my group needs to meet up to rehearse the presentation soon
changbin:
are you still in the library?
seungmin:
yeah
good thing it’s open 24/7
and i have a room all to myself
but i forgot to get coffee before i started
so i’m running on sheer willpower and determination
changbin:
fighting seungminnie!
remember to take some breaks
and to drink more water
seungmin:
thanks changbin :]
minnie @miniverse
blah blah blah 2k-factorial designs, blocking and confounding, blah blah, fractional factorial, nested designs blah blah
minnie @miniverse
I’M THIS CLOSE 🤏 TO LOSING IT
minnie @miniverse
daydreaming about changbin’s biceps again… sighs
minnie @miniverse
i need those biceps around my face pls just one chance
minnie @miniverse
hahahah fuck i think i actually am going insane cause i swear i thought i just saw him
minnie @miniverse
wait wtf
minnie @miniverse
🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
minnie @miniverse
i need to pinch myself
minnie @miniverse
OUCH OK NOT A DREAM
minnie @miniverse
what…
minnie @miniverse
did changbin really just stop by the library to give me coffee ????
minnie @miniverse
IT’S AN ICED LATTE…. HE KNOWS MY GO-TO COFFEE ORDER i’m gonna combust
minnie @miniverse
is this cause i told him i was pulling an all nighter
minnie @miniverse
his hair was curly and he looked so cute and he waved at me with a little smile in his face im gonna throw up
minnie @miniverse
HOLD UP THERE’S A STICKY NOTE ON MY CUP
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minnie @miniverse
there's a drawing of a dog
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minnie @miniverse
he wrote ‘good luck you can do it’ AND HE ADDED A LITTLE HEART AT THE END
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minnie @miniverse
minnie @miniverse
im in love im in love im in love