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Insane Danny Wayne ☑ @insanewayne
Q&A WITH TWITTER
Q: Do you like being famous?
A: Oh, yeah, I love having to watch my entire family die right in front of me in a tragic, horrific accident, then ending up adopted by someone who’s tangentially famous by association. It’s great.
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Insane Danny Wayne ☑ @insanewayne
Q: There’s a rumor Bruce Wayne is Batman. Thoughts?
A: I got a nosebleed last week. Grampa threw up because of the blood then cried so hard he almost threw up again, and almost called an ambulance to take me to the hospital because he thought I hit my head or something. He was so relieved he cried when I told him I just nicked myself with my claws when I was picking my nose. He hugged me for ten minutes then gave me ice cream. Does that sound like Batman? Also, I’ve literally been in the same room as Batman. He’s like, AT LEAST three inches shorter than Grampa. Kinda smells like he rolled around in a dumpster, too.
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Insane Danny Wayne ☑ @insanewayne
Q: Green Lantern. Thoughts?
A: Worst hero, 0/10, F-, would not recommend
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Green Lantern ☑ @JL_GreenLantern
↳ replying to @insanewayne
RUDE!!!!! 😡😡

Insane Danny Wayne ☑ @insanewayne
↳ replying to @JL_GreenLantern
die in a fire -danny

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Insane Danny Wayne ☑ @insanewayne
Q: Superman. Thoughts?
A: Golden Retriever in humanoid form, big himbo energy.
98k 🗨 | 230k 🔃 | 358k ♥

Superman ☑ @JL_Superman
↳ replying to @insanewayne
I don’t know if I should be offended or not.

Insane Danny Wayne ☑ @insanewayne
↳ replying to @JL_Superman
your pecs are bigger than your head. definitely a himbo -danny

Superman ☑ @JL_Superman
↳ replying to @insanewayne
:(

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Insane Danny Wayne ☑ @insanewayne
Q: Wonder Woman. Thoughts?
A: Serves cunt. Here’s a fiver for the swear jar.
76k 🗨 | 971k 🔃 | 2m ♥

Wonder Woman ☑ @JL_WonderWoman
↳ replying to @insanewayne
I have been informed this is a great compliment. Thank you, young man! You, as well, serve cunt. I will donate five dollars to charity in your honor, as I do not have a swear jar.

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Insane Danny Wayne ☑ @insanewayne
Q: The Flash Family. Thoughts?
A: Dumb suits, dumb names, dumb people.
Q: Ouch.
A: Don’t wanna be judged? Stop being stupid. Easy.
19k 🗨 | 51k 🔃 | 48k ♥

Flash ☑ @JL_Flash
↳ replying to @insanewayne
:(

Kid Flash ☑ @JL_KidFlash
↳ replying to @insanewayne
I am Outraged.

Impulse ☑ @JL_Impulse
↳ replying to @insanewayne
😢😢😢😢😢

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Insane Danny Wayne ☑ @insanewayne
Q: Aquaman. Thoughts?
A: Heard he has sex with the fish. Big yikes.
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Aquaman ☑ @JL_Aquaman
↳ replying to @insanewayne
You’ll be hearing from my lawyers!! 🌊🌊🌊

Insane Danny Wayne ☑ @insanewayne
↳ replying to @JL_Aquaman
sure thing, fish-fucker, see u in court -danny

Aquaman ☑ @JL_Aquaman
↳ replying to @insanewayne
>:O

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Insane Danny Wayne ☑ @insanewayne
Q: Hawkman. Thoughts?
A: I do love me some grilled chicken wings.
Q: You DID eat the Joker’s heart. Guess I shouldn’t be surprised.
A: He kidnapped me, I was hungry. He basically did it to himself. The only funny thing about him was how it tasted.
41k 🗨 | 112k 🔃 | 194k ♥

dhvosvafvav @pisstaco
↳ replying to @insanewayne
idk how to feel abt the literal cannibalism but i will ALWAYS support the murder of clowns

Insane Danny Wayne ☑ @insanewayne
↳ replying to @pisstaco
calling it cannibalism implies we’re the same species and i’ll have you know, i’m 100% not a member of the species Homo Fatuum Corydoni -danny

N E R D @homeinrome
↳ replying to @insanewayne
DAMN DANIEL WITHT THE LATIN BURN!! LITERALLY CALLING THE JOKER A “FOOLISH CLOWN MAN” FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON’T KNOW LATIN

Insane Danny Wayne ☑ @insanewayne
↳ replying to @homeinrome
in this house, we only speak ill of the dead if they ✨deserve it✨ -danny

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Insane Danny Wayne ☑ @insanewayne
Q: Martian Manhunter. Thoughts?
A: Green.
Q: Anything else?
A: Nah.
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Insane Danny Wayne ☑ @insanewayne
Q: Robin. Thoughts?
A: Which one?
Q: The current one.
A: Looks like he needs a hug. Also looks like he’d stab anyone who tried. 10/10.
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Insane Danny Wayne ☑ @insanewayne
Q: Nightwing. Thoughts?
A: One stubbed toe away from a complete mental breakdown.
52k 🗨 | 94k 🔃 | 137k ♥

Nightwing ☑ @JL_Nightwing
↳ replying to @insanewayne
how did u know??? literally always holding back the tears 🥹🥹🥹

Insane Danny Wayne ☑ @insanewayne
↳ replying to @JL_Nightwing
seek help -danny

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Insane Danny Wayne ☑ @insanewayne
Q: Red Hood. Thoughts?
A: Coolest hero. Also, the only one actually trying to help make change on the ground level for individual people by being active in his community, even though his methods can appear morally unjust at times. Violence like that isn’t always the answer, but sometimes it has to be and he seems like the only one who truly understands that.
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Insane Danny Wayne ☑ @insanewayne
Q: Batman. Thoughts?
A: Meh.
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Batman ☑ @JL_Batman
↳ replying to @insanewayne
I saved you when you got kidnapped.

Insane Danny Wayne ☑ @insanewayne
↳ replying to @JL_Batman
i saved myself. you were my uber home -danny

Hannah Banana @hannahcrunchy
↳ replying to @insanewayne
bro did batman create a twitter just to reply to some kid, only to get absolutely roasted?????

ants for breakfast @manyants999
↳ replying to @insanewayne
your honor, I’d like to add “batman roasted by a child” to my Yearly Gotham Bingo card

jew crew @kosherwasabi
↳ replying to @manyants999
oof don’t give drake ideas

Tim Drake-Wayne ☑ @timdrakewayne
↳ replying to @kosherwasabi
Coming Soon! Play Bingo with all of Gotham and win amazing prizes!

thats a lot @7millionbillion
↳ replying to @manyants999
now look what you did, dumbass

ants for breakfast @manyants999
↳ replying to @7millionbillion
oops?

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Insane Danny Wayne ☑ @insanewayne
Q: Spoiler. Thoughts?
A: Seems cool. Purple’s a good color.
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Insane Danny Wayne ☑ @insanewayne
Q: Orphan. Thoughts?
A: WOW, Aunt Steph, NOT cool!!!
Q: WAIT NOT!!! I MEAN THE VIGILANTE!!!!
A: Oh. Okay. She’s badass. I love her. My second favorite.
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Orphan ☑ @JL_Orphan
↳ replying to @insanewayne
You’re my second favorite too.

Insane Danny Wayne ☑ @insanewayne
↳ replying to @JL_Orphan
nice, lets trade autographs if we ever meet -danny

Orphan ☑ @JL_Orphan
↳ replying to @insanewayne
Agreed.

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Insane Danny Wayne ☑ @insanewayne
Q: What are you reading right now?
A: The Hungry, Hungry Caterpillar.
Q: Oh?
A: It’s an interesting way of indoctrinating impressionable young minds into compliance with capitalistic greed and overconsumption.
3k 🗨 | 51k 🔃 | 86k ♥

Spyder @kurospyder
↳ replying to @insanewayne
someone Help this child????

Insane Danny Wayne ☑ @insanewayne
↳ replying to @kurospyder
no thank u, my dad is a strong proponent of reading comprehension and critical thinking skills -danny

Jason Todd ☑ @jptwayne
↳ replying to @insanewayne
That’s my boy! Proud of you, baby!

Insane Danny Wayne ☑ @insanewayne
↳ replying to @jptwayne
i’m proud of you too, dad!! -danny

hoe4microsoft @xboxbitch
↳ replying to @insanewayne
I wish Jason Wayne was my dad too

Jason Todd ☑ @jptwayne
↳ replying to @xboxbitch
I’m your dad now. I love you, I’m proud of you, and you’re a good person who works hard and you deserve good things.

hoe4microsoft @xboxbitch
↳ replying to @jptwayne
thanks, dad 😭😭😭

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Gotham Gazette ☑ @gothamgazette
Wayne Trio seen sporting matching t-shirts after viral Twitter thread! Read more: bit.ly/hf87s1
81k 🗨 | 236k 🔃 | 311k ♥

[Image description: Bruce Wayne, Jason Todd Wayne, and Danny Wayne walking in a park setting, all carrying smoothies, wearing sunglasses and black t-shirts with white text print. Danny is holding Jason’s hand. Bruce Wayne’s shirt reads “I’m your Grampa now.” Jason Todd Wayne’s shirt reads “I’m your Dad now.” Danny Wayne’s shirt reads “I’m your Little Brother now.”]

whats ligma @ligmabells
↳ replying to @insanewayne
WHERES TIMOTHY JIMOTHY??? UPDATE THE BINGO CARDS!!!

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Insane Danny Wayne ☑ @insanewayne
While playing Animal Crossing:
Are you out of your fucking mind, you horse-headed bitch? What the fuck did you just say to me? Criticize my island one more time and I’ll show you the Bad Room.
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kitty @sublimefeline
↳ replying to @insanewayne
Kinda afraid to ask but what’s the Bad Room????

Insane Danny Wayne ☑ @insanewayne
↳ replying to @sublimefeline
it’s where the bad villagers go to think about their Crimes -danny

Tina @tsarinatina
↳ replying to @insanewayne
somwonw pls make sure this kid doesn’t go villaim I beg gotham wouldn’t survive

Insane Danny Wayne ☑ @insanewayne
↳ replying to @tsarinatina
theres a reason psychopaths move on from animals to people. beings with a lower intelligence arent as fun to play with. thats why I could never be a villain! no one smart enough to play with -danny

Steven @steviesousa
↳ replying to @insanewayne
I’m not sure if this is good news or bad news…………..

Insane Danny Wayne ☑ @insanewayne
↳ replying to @steviesousa
:)

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Insane Danny Wayne ☑ @insanewayne
Danny: Father, I require sustenance.
Jason: Dinner’s in an hour but if you’re really hungry, you can have an apple to hold you over. How’s that?
D: Deliver me the Fruit of Original Sin, Father, or I shall perish from starvation.
J: Weirdo.
D: Brave words from someone within biting distance.
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Insane Danny Wayne ☑ @insanewayne
I’m delighted to announce that I’ve successfully bullied Uncle Dick into quitting the Blüdhaven PD!
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Dick Grayson-Wayne ☑ @flyingRgrayson
↳ replying to @insanewayne
That’s not the only reason I quit but yes, I did decide to leave the force.

Insane Danny Wayne ☑ @insanewayne
↳ replying to @flyingRgrayson
your relationship level has been upgraded from Stranger (antagonistic) to Stranger (sympathetic)! The next level you can reach is Business Associate (trial basis)!

Dick Grayson-Wayne ☑ @flyingRgrayson
↳ replying to @insanewayne
🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳🎉🎂🎂🎂🍾🍾

Insane Danny Wayne ☑ @insanewayne
↳ replying to @flyingRgrayson
this doesn’t mean im gonna stop bullying you though. bullying you isn’t a privilege, it’s a right -danny

Dick Grayson-Wayne ☑ @flyingRgrayson
↳ replying to @insanewayne
At least you’re talking to me now, I guess?

Insane Danny Wayne ☑ @insanewayne
↳ replying to @flyingRgrayson
yeah, thatll be ten dollars per sentence, flat rate of two-hundred for a full conversation -danny

Dick Grayson-Wayne ☑ @flyingRgrayson
↳ replying to @insanewayne
💸💸💸💸WORTH IT💸💸💸💸

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Insane Danny Wayne ☑ @insanewayne
Danny: Grampa, how are babies made?
Bruce: *sweating, panicking, life flashing before his eyes*
D: Don’t worry, you don’t actually have to explain anything. Dad said he’d give me ten dollars if I could make your head explode. What can you do, it’s easy money!
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Insane Danny Wayne ☑ @insanewayne
Dick: There’s a circus in town this week! We should all go together!
Danny: I killed the last clown I met. You really wanna bring me to a circus? Think it through. I’ll wait.
Di: Good point. I’ll go with my friends instead.
Da: YOU??? Have FRIENDS??? Huh. Wonders never cease.
Di: :(
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Insane Danny Wayne ☑ @insanewayne
Don’t frown, Uncle Timmy. You’ll get wrinkles like Grampa.
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Insane Danny Wayne ☑ @insanewayne
@gothamsriddler I’m a fiscally responsible person and Grampa gave me access to part of my trust fund as long as I use it for investments. Draw up a business plan for an escape room company, including a minimum of ten escape scenarios at varying levels of difficulty. If I like what I see, I’ll give you 100% financial support to get the business started, IF you agree to leave your life of crime behind.
121k 🗨 | 533k 🔃 | 617k ♥

sugar baby @classyaf
↳ replying to @insanewayne
WHERES TIMWARD WHEN YOU NEED HIM!! WE NEED MORE BINGO CARDS!!!

The Riddler @gothamsriddler
↳ replying to @insanewayne
Interesting proposition. I will consider it.

Insane Danny Wayne ☑ @insanewayne
↳ replying to @gothamsriddler
offer expires in three days. consider it a challenge -danny

The Riddler @gothamsriddler
↳ replying to @insanewayne
You’re fun! It’s on!

MasterBlaster @fastermasterblaster
↳ replying to @gothamsriddler
TIMBERLY, WHERE ARE YOU, COME GET YOUR NEPHEW!!!

flowerssss @freexheart
↳ replying to @gothamsriddler
@jptwayne um I think you should check on your son????

Jason Todd ☑ @jptwayne
↳ replying to @freexheart
It’s funny that you think his aunts who run the account don’t let me check every tweet before they post it. It’s even funnier that you think I’d be able to stop him.