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Zeegs: no one talk to me ever again
Cauly: if anyone has any LTR tips and/or tips for dealing with trades
Cauly: please send them his way
Leon: Chucky and I are here if you need anything
Chucky: It’s not quite the same thing since we weren’t on the same team
Leon: But we know about being traded to the opposite coast/another country
Stromer: Cat and I can help too
Josty: so can me, JT and Kerfy
Stromer: and it may sound weird but Feds could probably be more help than all of us
Stromer: like him and Steve played for the same team
Stromer: then he went to a couple of different teams but
Stromer: he also had to deal with being in Russia without Steve
Sid: Obviously, I can’t be of help from a romantic relationship standpoint.
Sid: But from a friendship point of view, flower getting traded was pretty hard.
Zeegs: thanks guys
Zeegs: i’ll probably take you up on it
Bee: and don’t worry trev, i’ll keep an eye on your boy
Bee: send you so many pics you get sick of him
Zeegs: BEE
Zeegs: YOURE THE BEST
Bee: also i talked to gritty and Jamie’s one of his now
Zeegs: no clue what that means but thank your furry orange pal for me
Hughsie: plus me, bee, and cauly are all in the same time zone as him too
Hughsie: so you already know the best times to call him
Claude: I’ll tell TK to help him if he needs anything.
Claude: He may be the straightest guy I’ve ever met, but he’s always been cool with me and Danny.
Claude: Except for that one time he implied I was mom and Danny was dad.
Bee: he didn’t imply it g. he straight up said it.
Marns: wait did Claude say TK was an ally?
Claude: Yes. Why?
Marns: cause derms claims he’s an ally too
Derms: i am an ally
Marns: we’ll come back to that
Marns: so like are all people named travis allies?
Stromer: statistically? not even close
Marns: damn that’s disappointing
Bee: also tk isn’t an ally
Bee: he’s not straight
Claude: the fuck he isn’t
Bee: the guy made out with three separate guys at that New Year’s party
Claude: I thought he was just drunk
Bee: he rated them IN DETAIL
Claude: I don’t remember that.
Bee: cause you were too busy being a mother hen
Claude: if he isn’t straight, then why isn’t he in here
Bee: idk
Bee: i asked once and he just said “nah”
Claude: i am going to force that little shit in here
Zeegs: i don’t know what id do without you guys
Cauly: you’d have died years ago in the woods outside bumfuck new york bc you thought you saw
Josty: oh and trevor?
Josty: EJ can be really helpful too
Sid: His partner is on the same team as him?
Skinny: Yeah but Landy isn’t!
Skinny: EJ is still sensitive about it.
Sid: Nothing about your relationship makes sense to me.
EJ: Why not?
Sid: You are dating Jeff but there is also the weird thing with Girard and now Landy.
Sammy: i’m the eye candy
Skinny: i’m the twink
EJ: and the love of my life
Skinny: flatterer
Landy: idk what me and EJ are except that we might be married in Sweden
Sid: That explains nothing.
Cauly: are you kidding?
Cauly: that explains everything
Chucky: weirdly
Chucky: it does explain so much
EJ: Glad everyone understands now
EJ: Though Landy and I gotta talk about this foreign marriage thing
Stromer: hey Trevor?
Zeegs: i’ve been summoned
Stromer: you and Jamie are gonna be fine
Stromer: ry told me about the conin rookie tour
Hughsie: wait i gotta know what happened
Stromer: apparently conin was showing a rookie around
Stromer: and introducing some of the players that were there
Hughsie: and he introduced trevor?
Stromer: nah he introduced jamie
Stromer: and according to ry apparently conin said
Stromer: ”this is Jamie Drysdale. Jamie loves his personal space.”
Stromer: (apparently jamie wasn’t sitting hella close to the other guys or smth)
Hughsie: and?
Stromer: then conin points to trevor and goes
Stromer: “This is Trevor Zegras. Trevor also loves Jame’s personal space.”
Stromer: (Trevor was practically sitting on Jamie’s lap)
Bee: holy fuck
Cauly: that is the best thing i’ve ever heard
Hughsie: they’re so in love its disgusting
JD: oh yeah that day
JD: then like two minutes after they left z stole my gatorade
JD: and the top came off when he went to drink from the bottle
JD: he got gatorade all over both of us
Zeegs: it was a sign
Bee: a sign for what?
Zeegs: that jamie needs to stop drinking blue gatorade bc it’s nasty
JD: or you could just stop stealing my gatorade
JD: and then you wouldn’t have to criticize it
Zeegs: i like my idea better
Chucky: yeah they’ll be fine