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Luna @notyourlunity
People whose NDAs have expired or are now defunct: what can you tell the world now?
Alex Claremont-Diaz @theagcd Retweeted @notyourlunity
did y’all know that prince henry is gay
Prince Henry @PrinceHenryUK Retweeted @theagcd
Actually I’m straight. I’ve been meaning to tell you, I wrote you those love letters via email, moved to New York to live with you, and asked you to marry me just as bros.
Alex Claremont-Diaz @theagcd Retweeted @PrinceHenryUK
brb RUNNING to the other room to make henry say the word bros out loud in his posh ass accent
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Reign @caughtupintherain
@PrinceHenryUK once in your Twitter Q&A I asked you about the last text Alex sent you, and your answer was so insane I just have to check in for an update
Prince Henry @PrinceHenryUK Retweeted @caughtupintherain
I regret to inform you that this answer is not any less insane.
Prince Henry @PrinceHenryUK Retweeted @caughtupintherain
“i just bodied a bag of popcorn, yo”
Prince Henry @PrinceHenryUK Retweeted @caughtupintherain
I had asked if he’d eaten anything during studying, for context.
Alex Claremont-Diaz @theagcd Retweeted @PrinceHenryUK
and id do it again
Prince Henry @PrinceHenryUK Retweeted @theagcd
Eat a real meal, please. I’ll be home in a few hours.
June Claremont-Diaz @JuneCD Retweeted @PrinceHenryUK
April Rodriguez @ARod13 Retweeted @PrinceHenryUK
Ellen Claremont @EllenClaremont Retweeted @PrinceHenryUK
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David @HRHDavidTheBeagle
I am alone. I am destitute. I am in despair.
Prince Henry @PrinceHenryUK Retweeted @HRHDavidTheBeagle
Alex I said I’d be downstairs to go to the park with you and the DOG in just a moment
David @HRHDavidTheBeagle
Time is a cruel, deceptive mistress. I yearn for my father’s love and yet here I wait.
Prince Henry @PrinceHenryUK Retweeted @HRHDavidTheBeagle
This is what you use actual grammar for?
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Prince Henry @PrinceHenryUK
Alex has been walking around our home talking to our dog in an Alexis Rose impression. It’s “Ew, David!” this and “Oh my god, David!” that.
Prince Henry @PrinceHenryUK
What I’m saying is I’m giving Alex away. Free to good home.
Freddy @FreddyTheGodOfWater Retweeted @PrinceHenryUK
I’LL TAKE HIM!
Prince Henry @PrinceHenryUK Retweeted @FreddyTheGodOfWater
On second thought, he’s pretty cute. I think I’ll keep him.
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @theagcd Retweeted @PrinceHenryUK
you couldnt resist a cute boy lmao embarrassing
Prince Henry @PrinceHenryUK Retweeted @theagcd
He’s up for adoption again. Now accepting applications.
Freddy @FreddyTheGodOfWater Retweeted @PrinceHenryUK
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE
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Us Weekly @UsWeekly
Two-thirds of the White House Trio, June Claremont-Diaz and Nora Holleran, were spotted performing karaoke together in Los Angeles
Bella @iluvedward101 Retweeted @UsWeekly
I was there! They were singing Chappell Roan and they were really good!
Buffy @spikescrypt Retweeted @UsWeekly
aww nora teaching june queer music and lifestyle after she came out, too sweet!
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Primavera @autiespring
Mirror mirror, what is @theagcd up to today?
Alex Claremont-Diaz @theagcd Retweeted @autiespring
currently looking at wedding vendors! im hella excited to do cake tasting. im just a bit concerned about the likelihood of a bakery letting us in…
Alex Claremont-Diaz @theagcd Retweeted @theagcd
@bakeries i promise to be on my best behavior
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Jeff Thurm @JeffThurm
The issue I have with Jonathan Bailey being nominated for an Emmy for Fellow Travelers is that now when we get married, I will have to say that “I now take Emmy Award Nominated Actor Jonathan Bailey as my lawfully wedded husband,” and that’s just such a mouthful.
Jessie @lavender_lesbian replied to @JeffThurm
And of course that’s the big barrier in your wedding. Not the fact that you’ve never met and likely will never meet.
Jeff Thurm @JeffThurm replied to @lavender_lesbian
psh, details
Alex Claremont-Diaz @theagcd Retweeted @JeffThurm
Try planning a wedding with His Royal Highness Prince Henry George–
Alex Claremont-Diaz @theagcd Retweeted @JeffThurm
–Edward James Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor
Alex Claremont-Diaz @theagcd Retweeted @JeffThurm
sorry about the multiple tweets, i ran out of room
Alex Claremont-Diaz @theagcd Retweeted @JeffThurm
and breath
Prince Henry @PrinceHenryUK replied to @theagcd
You’ll live.
Alex Claremont-Diaz @theagcd Retweeted @PrinceHenryUK
i may not. i may need mouth to mouth resuscitation.
Nora Holleran @NoraHolleran replied to @theagcd
This is PUBLIC, ALEX.
Alex Claremont-Diaz @theagcd Retweeted @NoraHolleran
I said what I said.
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Buzzfeed Celeb @BuzzfeedCeleb
Our favorite moments from ACD and Prince Henry’s puppy interview!
Buzzfeed Celeb @BuzzfeedCeleb Retweeted @BuzzfeedCeleb
The beagle just immediately knowing he was in the presence of beagle dads and curling right up in Henry’s lap!
Buzzfeed Celeb @BuzzfeedCeleb Retweeted @BuzzfeedCeleb
We can’t tell you how many pauses we had to edit out between questions and Alex’s responses because he was so focused on the puppies 💀
Buzzfeed Celeb @BuzzfeedCeleb Retweeted @BuzzfeedCeleb
The pittie that played tug with Henry’s shoelaces
Buzzfeed Celeb @BuzzfeedCeleb Retweeted @BuzzfeedCeleb
The shepherd that tried to bite Alex’s hair when he held her
Buzzfeed Celeb @BuzzfeedCeleb Retweeted @BuzzfeedCeleb
And most of all, when Alex and Henry shared that they were going to make David part of their wedding day!
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Pixie @px_dust
holy shit I don’t know if this is the most embarrassing or most exciting day of my life?!?!
Charlie @subhumnqueer replied to @px_dust
what happened???
Pixie @px_dust Retweeted @subhumnqueer
I ran into alex claremont-diaz at the deli!!
Pixie @px_dust Retweeted @px_dust
sounds like the best day ever, right?!
Pixie @px_dust Retweeted @px_dust
well what if I told you I WAS WEARING MY ‘History, Huh?’ SHIRT
Pixie @px_dust Retweeted @px_dust
so I turn around, see him standing there, immediately recognize him, and I’m ALREADY terrified and at a total loss for words AND THEN he notices my shirt and SMILES at me
Pixie @px_dust Retweeted @px_dust
I’m fucking dead. it’s all over. tell my family I love them.
Charlie @subhumnqueer replied to @px_dust
lmaoooo did he say anything???
Pixie @px_dust Retweeted @subhumnqueer
ugh that’s the worst part, he was so nice and smiled and offered to shake my hand and even fucking paid for my order and then went on his merry way 😭
Charlie @subhumnqueer replied to @px_dust
💀💀💀 how dare attractive celebrities that melt pixie’s brain be NICE or FRIENDLY they need to stay over in their lanes being arrogant and untouchable
Pixie @px_dust Retweeted @subhumnqueer
THATS ALL IM ASKING
Pixie @px_dust Retweeted @px_dust
OH MY FUCKING GOD ZEUS JUST STRIKE ME DOWN NOW
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Prince Henry @PrinceHenryUK
We’ve been engaged for a whole two months and Alex is still asking me nonsensical questions.
Prince Henry @PrinceHenryUK
Tell them what you just asked me, @theagcd. Tell them.
Alex Claremont-Diaz @theagcd Retweeted @PrinceHenryUK
i cant believe youre calling me out like this all i asked was if you still like me
Prince Henry @PrinceHenryUK Retweeted @theagcd
Someone help me find the facepalm emoji.
Pez Okonjo @likethesweets replied to @PrinceHenryUK
Mate you can use a search function in the emoji keyboard
Prince Henry @PrinceHenryUK Retweeted @theagcd
🤦🏼
Alex Claremont-Diaz @theagcd Retweeted @PrinceHenryUK
ok but answer the question
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Variety @Variety
‘Pride and Prejudice’ Series in Development at Netflix from Dolly Alderton
Alex Claremont-Diaz @theagcd Retweeted @Variety
@PrinceHenryUK !!!!!!
Prince Henry @PrinceHenryUK replied to @theagcd
Oh this is exciting!
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June Claremont-Diaz @JuneCD Draft Saved
“too sweet”?! omfg
Nora Holleran @NoraHolleran Draft Saved
Historians will call us best friends lmaoooo
Alex Claremont-Diaz @theagcd Draft Saved
ok so netflix announced they cast someone as me, haven’t had the courage to look up this person yet but its clear theyre going to be adding in my story with henry in the next season of the crown
Alex Claremont-Diaz @theagcd Draft Saved
but like why havent they released the rest of the cast list yet??
Alex Claremont-Diaz @theagcd Draft Saved
i get that next season is still months away but i NEED to know who is playing my sister so i can tease her about it
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