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2024-03-01
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A Distinctly British Lunch

Summary:

Mitch is a little concerned by Sam's dish of choice at lunchtime.

Notes:

As a Brit, this is what I imagine other people's reaction to our food is like. I don't know if Kiwis also eat this, but I'm pretending they don't. This is not a true representation of the people described. I'm a beginner writer, any constructive criticism is welcomed! :)

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Mitch hesitated as he walked into the kitchen. Nothing seemed wrong, but he was slightly weirded out by the smell. He didn’t know what it was, but it definitely involved burnt toast.

He was definitely weirded out when he saw Sam at the dining table, eating toast covered in beans. Beans in a neon orange liquid, maybe sauce?

“What is that?!”

“Beans on toast.” Sam replied nonchalantly.

Mitch chuckled as he watched Sam almost miss his mouth as he took a bite, the liquid dribbling down his face.

“Here, you've got that atrocity all over your chin!” Mitch tutted as he wiped Sam's face clean.

“Hey!” Sam gasped, in mock offence. “This is a staple of British cuisine!”