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minori and kohane were hanging out in the crase cafe, when a loud and boisterous voice suddenly exclaimed out of nowhere.
"GAH!!! GET IT AWAY, GET IT AWAY!!!" tsukasa shouted, running into the cafe, with a disheveled looking ichika running after him.
"ichika's holding a plastic spider." kanade said, joining the other two at their table with a sigh.
"he's the tallest and the oldest, yet he also acts the most like a child.." minori shook her head.
"you certainly sound like one though." kohane comments.
"hey! it's not my fault my voice is this high!" minori squeaks.
"you sound like a mouse." kanade says.
"w-wha?" minori squealed.
"you're a mouse, and kohane's a hampster." kanade says.
"w-well, then you're a cat!" minori fought back.
"don't cats eat mice..." kohane pondered.
"i eat out minori." kanade said.
minori was no longer a human being. she was just a red, melting, blob of a person.
"k-kanade!!!" kohane squealed.
"what? i'm just saying the truth." kanade said. and then the other two who were raining chaos on the cafe came next to the trio.
"KOHANE!!! KANADE!!! HIDE MEEEE!!!" tsukasa cried, holding onto kanade for dear life, while ichika still held the plastic spider in her hand.
"oh come on tsukasa, it's just a spider." ichika called.
"JUST??!?! A SPIDER?!!?!?!?!" tsukasa shouted, her voice going an octave up.
"it's not even a real one..." kohane sighed.
"eh?" tsukasa said, staring at the spider.
"at least look at it!" ichika said.
so she did. and then she ran behind minori.
"hide me." tsukasa said.
"okay, okay, i'm sorry." ichika sighed and dropped the toy, prompting tsukasa to sigh in relief.
"you're not forgiven."
"huh?!"
"you chased me around with that- thing!"
"it was just plastic!!!" minori said.
"i'm sorry!" ichika cried.
"and you're not forgiven!" tsukasa responded.
"will you forgive me if i give you a kiss?" ichika asked.
tsukasa went silent and her face turned red.
"seems like she likes that idea." kohane giggled.
"i- whu- huh?!" a jumble of words spilled out of tsukasa's mouth.
ichika then placed a kiss on tsukasa's forehead.
"tsukasa.exe has stopped working." kanade said.
ichika then proceeded to do the same thing to kanade.
"hey, i want a kiss too!" minori whined.
"haha, calm down, you'll get a kiss too." ichika said.
a lot of kisses were exchanged that day.