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"YEOWCHHH" sydney uhhh what word would one use to describe this.
he just walked into a fucking wall. skill issue fr couldn't be me.
"what was that for" the wall said because apparently fucking walls can talk now.
"am i high????" sydney asked because he's so real why is the fucking wall taking.
and then both of them exploded.
and they died.
the end.