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It had only been two days and Adam proved to be a brat.
Not only had he been disrespecting Lucifer's daughter, openly flirting with her and every woman at the hotel (he was disgusted to find out Angel was not a woman).
But Adam had been a jerk to everyone else, picking fights with Husker and even gloating over his victory against Alastor, as if he didn't die to nifty, of all people.
But the worst part? He didn't even play Charlie's games! When he wasn't being a nuisance he was locked away in his own room doing lord knows what. And made zero progress to being a better person.
Lucifer doubted if that was even Adam's goal, or if he just wanted a free place to crash, safe from hell's wrath against the first man/ most violent exterminator. The king wouldn't be surprised, Adam was a coward among other things.
Lucifer saw Charlie at Adam's door, trying to coerce him out. It was pitiful really, Lucifer could tell she was breaking. And he decided it was time to step in.
He placed a hand on her shoulder, “Why don't you let me take care of him?”. Charlie looked worn down, and unsure. “Do you think you could get him downstairs?” She softly asked.
Lucifer nodded “we'll see you downstairs baby”. Charlie gave him a hug and proceeded her way down.
As soon as she was out ear shot, the king kicked the door open.
Adam sat up from bed at the noise, eyes wide from shock, “DUDE!? What the fuck???”. Lucifer marched in and used his magic to replace the door behind him, locking it.
“Listen up bitch! I've had enough of your attitude, so either you go downstairs and participate nicely in Charlie's games or I'll throw you down the flight of stairs!!”
Adam laughed, laughed in the devil's face.
Lucifer could feel his face burn, and he felt something light up within him.
Lucifer approached the bed that Adam was still relaxed in. “You think you can hurt me?” Adam rolled over in bed, turning his back on the king.
“I KNOW I CAN!! Remember what happened last time? I would've killed you myself if Charlie didn't save you!”
“Exactly! What do you think your precious princess will think when daddy kills Adam! The first man and one of her only residents?”
Hearing the nickname ‘daddy’ from Adam made something in Lucifer stir. “Call me daddy one more time” he threatened.
Adam turned back to face him, leaning in close. Lucifer felt Adam's breath on his face, and he held back a moan.
Adam gave him a satisfied smirk, “daddy”.
Something snapped and Lucifer blacked out, so don't ask him how he got a man three times his size bent over his lap ass up.
“Wha- WHAT ARE YOU DOING??” Adam's hands were pinned down with one of Lucifer's hands so the goat instead helplessly jerked and thrashed his hips in wild directions.
Lucifer ignored Adam tantrum, suddenly gaining all the composure and confidence of a king. nonchalantly rubbing Adam's ass. “For once you are right Adam, I can't kill you-” the king pulled down those God forsaken sweatpants to his knees, revealing some plump cheeks and a goat tail right above his hole, “No underwear?”.
Adam froze when Lucifer began to play with the ball of fluff protruding from his tailbone. “Well that's a welcome surprise” Lucifer mused to himself.
Adam shivered, suppressing a whimper “What are you gonna do to me?”.
Instead of telling, Lucifer opted to demonstrate by leaving an open palm slap against Adam's ass. Adam yelped, and Lucifer was filled with pride at the pretty red mark it left. His fingertips grazed it and he heard Adam whine.
“YOU'RE FUCKING CRAZY IF YOU THINK I'M NOT GONNA TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS SHIT!!”
Lucifer slapped him again, aiming for the red mark. Adam winced, and Lucifer couldn't help but chuckle, “am I?”.
He let go of Adam's hands and yanked his head up by a handful of soft hair. “Are you really going to tell everyone about being bent over daddy's lap~?” The devil purred into Adam's goat ears.
Lucifer could see sweat bead at the man's temple and he could feel the heat radiating off his face.
Adam huffed “are you into this shit? I knew you were a fag- HAAH~”. Another spank landed on his ass, and Adam made a delicious sound that rang in Lucifer's ears.
“I think you might be projecting, kiddie” he dropped the goat's head and it flopped into the spread below him, muffling a small mewl.
Lucifer petted his velvety ears. “Can't deny that I'm enjoying this too. You've had this a long time coming” the satisfying sound of another slap echoed in the room. “You've been acting like a brat”. Another strike earned him another beautiful sob.
“Fu-ACK! YOU!! AH!!” two concurrent spanks.
Adam hid his face into the bed. Lucifer was having none of that, again pulling Adam up, but instead using his horns. The tug was harsh. Adam's head snapped up and his back arched, he released a cry.
“STOP IT!”
“Hmm stop what?”
“THIS!! the … the spanking-” Adam's voice got quiet and his face was as red as the forbidden fruit by now, and his eyes had gone teary. With his head pulled out of the covers, Lucifer had a clear view of this sinner's pathetic look.
“I can, if you behave~”
“Go fuck yourself” Adam spat out before a harsh smack was delivered yet agian.
Adam continued to cry and fuss. Each plea met only with a stinging spank.
“What do you even want from- FUCK”
“YOU CANT JUST- ACK!!”
“FUCK OFF- ngh”
“I'M SORRY!”
Lucifer hummed, softly caressing Adam's now red and stinging ass. “Sorry for what princess?”.
Adam squirmed under the gentle touch. He was panting and heaved “I'm sorry for…” he drifted off, only to be brought back by a horrible smack. Adam howled “FUCK, I dunno!!”.
Wrong answer, Smack, “for calling you daddy?”
Try again! Smack! “For not playing Charlie's STUPID games??”
Less attitude! Smack! “FUCK! F-For disrespecting you?? Charlie?”
Lucifer rolled his eyes “Stop guessing dumbass”. He brought his hand back. Ready to strike.
“I'M SORRY FOR EVERYTHING THEN!!”
That got the devil to pause. “everything, Everything?” Lucifer cooed.
“Yes!! Everything, anything!!” Adam nodded as ferociously as he could with the devil still gripping his horn. Lucifer dropped it.
Lucifer started fidgeting with the goat's tail, pulling a moan from adam. “Then I guess you've come to the right place!” He grinned mischievously, “the hazbin hotel is made just for the likes of you! Filthy brats that need taming. BEGGING for forgiveness”.
Lucifer pulled up Adam's pants and then pushed the man off his lap. He landed on his sore rear and hissed in pain.
Adam was quickly pulled onto his knees by his chin, forced to make piercing eye contact with the king of hell himself.
“So you're gonna go down there, and play nicely~ or this will happen again, understand?”
“Right now? But it hurts-” a stern glare is enough to stop Adam from saying something stupid. Instead he let out a groan “crystal” he rose to his feet erm- hooves. Walking backwards until he reached the door and swiftly opened it. Lucifer chuckled darkly.
He tried to ignore the growing tent in his pants. Adam was so pathetic and so were his cries.