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Theseus Danger Craft Innit is stuck in his room.
Not in the literal sense. He's grounded. Why? Some may ask, and well it's a very simple reason. He snucked out of his room to meet up with his friends to egg their least favorite teachers house.
Tommy grumbled to himself at that stupid reasoning, like how could his father expect him not to sneak out during the month of halloween to egg someone's house. Well it appears he was very disappointed. And the worst part was his two older brothers not even try to defend him! Like as if they hadn't done the same thing when they were his age.
But at last, he was grounded for two weeks. Two weeks of not leaving the house and without acces to his phone.
So now here he sits, contemplating his life choices as his brothers try to coax him into leaving his room to spend time with them. As if they hadn't betrayed him.
"Backstabbing bitches..." Tommy grumbled to himself while he looked outside his window, seeing his fathers crows fly all around, wishing he could be as free as them.
It was at the 67th caw of a crow that he decided that he wouldn't stand for this treachery. He stood up, wincing when his joints all popped and cracked, stretching a bit before going over to his desk. Pulling out a single piece of paper and a pen he began to write.
Dear Tubbo Underscore,
I am writing you this letter as a means to communicate. My mean spirited father has chosen to take away both my freedom, and my cellphone. It has been two days since he first declared this. I miss you and Ranboo, regardless, i hope this letter finds you well.
-The biggest man Tommyinnit
(Ps: if you want to write back just give Clementine some crumbs as payment)
He smirked as he reread his note, nodding to himself in approval. Now the only thing that's left to do is call over his favorite crow and hope she delivers his letter to Tubbo.
Walking over to his window, he opened it and breathed in the fresh air. Soon using one of the many bird calls Phil taught him to call over Clementine, his favorite.
With a loud caw a black crow neatly landed on his window.
"Okay Clem, this is your time to shine! This time instead of stealing, you will be delivering something for me!" He giggled quietly to himself as he whispered the plan to the crow. Attaching a red ribbon to her leg that was holding his letter.
"Now spread those wings and fly! Fly!!" He semi shouted as Clementine took off.
Tommy's evil laughing was stopped by a knock at his bedroom door.
"Uh- Theseus? Are you good in there?" Technoblade asked in concern.
"Are you finally ready to come out and spend time with us?!" Wilbur cooed through the door.
The youngest of the three groaned at the voice of his older brothers.
"FUCK OFF!" He shouted from where he still stands by the window. He could hear a sigh and a whimper from the other side from his door.
"Theseus, if you don't open this door right now, i will take down this door by myself and drag you out of your room!"
"Ya! This has gone long enough Toms! It's time to stop sulking inside your room, it's already been more 50 hours!"
Tommy sighed loudly, making sure his brothers hear his annoyance. Walking over towards his door and silently unlocking it.
The moment the twins heard the click of the door being unlocked they pushed open the wooden door, Techno being faster, pulled Tommy into his arms pushing his face into his chest while petting his head.
"Hey!" Wilbur tugged onto Tommy's shoulders, trying to pull him away from Techno. "Stop hogging Tommy all to yourself!"
"Finders keepers, losers weepers."
Wilbur stared into his eyes with a dead look. "You did not just say that to me."
After Techno and Wilbur pushed through the door, Tommy felt himself being dragged out of the room. He let out a shout of indignation, but soon let his brothers drag him out. Techno had adjusted him so he was being held bridal style, but eventually dropped him onto the couch. Wilbur and Techno looked at Tommy expectantly, waiting for him to do something. Tommy stared at them sullenly.
"Don't just look at me like that. It's not like I really did anything that bad," Tommy grumbled.
"Oh but you did," Techno replied. "You snuck away to egg Mr. Schlatt's house. Do you know how much trouble that will cause for us?"
"W-well don't act like you haven't done the exact same thing!"
"That's not the point, Theseus" Techno sighed as he dragged a hand down his face.
"It's just an egging.." Tommy shrugged, not seeming particularly bothered. "It's not like he can even prove it was me."
"Sunshine." Wilbur grabbed Tommy's cheeks gently. "There were literal camera footage of you and your little friends egging his house and claiming it as an art work right to the camera, you literally said your full name!" Wilbur quickly let go of Tommy's cheek to slightly hit his head.
"OWww!"
"Okay... fair point," Tommy replied with a sheepish smile.
A few seconds passed as they stared at him impatiently.
"Fine... fine... I know I shouldn't have done it, but you guys didn't have to get me grounded. It's not like I actually broke anything!"
Techno rolled his eyes and grabbed Tommy's cheeks.
"Listen Theseus," Techno said. "We're not your baby sitters. We are your brothers if you're acting like a child, we're going to treat you like one."
"Don't treat me like a child!" Tommy objected. "I didn't even do anything that bad, why is everyone acting like I just robbed a bank or something?" Techno let out a loud groan and rolled his eyes again. "Listen Tommy, this is just how things work."
"It's not fair-"
"Fair? You really want to go down that route? Fair? You are really going to sit there and complain about fairness when you were the one who snuck out of the house and did something you knew was wrong?"
"It's just an egging though," Tommy insisted. "It doesn't matter in the long run, so why are you guys making such a big deal about it? Don't act like you guys haven't done worse as kids!"
"Okay first, we haven't." Wilbur chimed in. "And secondly, it's not about the crime, it's about the principle."
"Principles?" Tommy mumbled. "You guys are ridiculous."
"Sure, whatever." Wilbur sighed as he grabbed onto Tommy, laying down on the couch pulling Tommy down with him.
"Fucking bitch..." The youngest grumbled under his breath as he allowed Wilbur to use him as a glorified stuffed animal.
While Techno watched from where he still sat, chuckling softly at the sight beneath him.