Work Text:
This is you.
You are a average kid. Okay not kid but Cherub... Okay you are not even a average Cherub but what you do know is that you are 13 units old and you are fascinated with talking to people and letting your opinions out there. You have a swap though which is a bit annoying. Though you haven't talked to them or met them (you won't ever.), you know they are rude because whenever you check around the room, the code boxes are messed up and ripped apart. UGH! Damn you feel kind of tired.
CALLKERN: yawn.
And you are sitting at your, desk looking at videos when someone on your pesterlog just decided that it would be a GREAT IDEA...
TO PESTER YOU WHEN IT CLEARLY SAYS YOU ARE OFFLINE!?.
dd: UMM HELLO?
mf: hey Fish
mf: how do you not see that it says iM oFFline
mf: or do you just want to Mess with Me again? dd: UHH.
dd: WHO IS FISH?
mf: oh i see...
mf: this is not a gaMe! X0
mf: why are you pestering Me?
mf: i was in the Middle of watching Funny videos..
mf: and also what is with your text?
mf: why are you typing like that?
dd: WHAT dO YOU MEAN?
dd: THIS IS HOW I USUALLY TYPE.
dd: ANd WHY ARE YOU TYPING LIKE THAT CALLEAN?.
dd: YOU SAId THAT'S HOW YOUR SWAP TYPES.
dd: I THOUGHT YOU SAId YOU HATEd THEM.
mf: swap?
mf: hold on..
mf: you are not cultFish!
mf: who the pit are you?
dd: HEY!!!
dd: STOP CURSING CALLEAN.
dd: YOU KNOW I dON'T LIKE THAT!
mf: what? you don't like when i say pit?
mf: well then i won't use it again..
mf: but who in the hills are you!?
dd: IM CULIFUR.
dd: I JUST WOKE UP ANd I dECIdEd TO TALK TO CALLEAN BUT IM ON A dIFFERENT ACCOUNT THAN USUAL. mf: uh listen
mf: i aM callkern, their swap that you are talking about..
mf: i had no idea callean was their naMe and it is nice to Meet you culiFur?.
mf: X0
mf: no but honestly i think this is kind of Funny
dd: FUNNY?
dd: WHAT'S THAT?
mf: what..
mf: you don't know what Funny is?
dd: AM I SUPPOSEd TO KNOW POTENTIALLY dANGEROUS PERSON.
mf: well i would expect everyone to know mf: it's just happiness that is how i see it as mf: X)
dd: POTENTIAL dANGER HOW dO I SIGN OUT OF THIS.
dd: ANd HAPPINESS SOUNdS WERId.
dd: BELH. @∆@
mf: well to log out all you have to do is to exit out of this box using the x button
mf: click the settings button and log out!
mf: i hope that helped you culiFur!
dd: I dON'T LIKE YOU.
dd: I WOULd ASK FOR YOUR MORALS BUT I'M LOGGING OUT NOW.
demandingDegenerate [dd] has logged out!
mf: Morals?
mf: oh My Morals
mf: and what the hell did you Mean by 'potential danger'?
mf: oh
mf: you already logged out
mf: well i guess i'll just wait For you to actually log on cultFish
Well that was certainly very unexpected and weird. How did Culifur access Cultfish's account? Maybe he forgot to log off or something?.. That's like one of the mysterys you'll most likely never find out about.