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[FILK] Boss Bitch (Lan Wangji vers.)

Summary:

BAMF Lan Wangji cultivating Do No Harm Take No Shit 🔥

Notes:

mulberry:
One minute you're just doom scrolling along your twitter feed, and the next you're double dog daring GinevraFangirl to write a filk so you can ...rap? it? I don't think I've ever felt cooler in my life than when I was recording these BADASS LYRICS (seriously wtf!!!!!) I love it here! >elmofire.gif<

Ginevra:
things snowballed and this happened. one of the most exciting projects i have been a part of, cause i had never written filk before! i would not have been able to finish the lyrics without mulberry's encouragement, ideas and support, and it was FANTASTIC to hear them come to life with truly BRILLIANT DELIVERY!!! happy birthday lwj <3333

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Work Text:

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Mel: "Boss Bitch" by Doja Cat

Lyrics: GinevraFangirl

Vocals: mulberry_graceful

Length 2:14


Boss Bitch (Hanguang Jun ver.)

Mn
You think you are 
Anywhere near me?
You wanna be me?

Yeah, only two Twin Jades not you
Gonna whip your ass with 3K rules
Don’t touch me, hands off my robes
Two for one, you know this bitch kill four

Guqin Wangji, playing tunes non stop
Can’t drink so Wei Ying comes in hot 
Ain’t qualified to talk to me you flop
Shook up the bottom, ate a bad boy’s knob 

You ain't even got a hobby
Lan in a hut tryna catch a sea bass
I don't wanna go, go, go with the flow
Swing a sword 'til I end my foe

I don't wanna row, row, row the boat
Lap full of him and we have the Ghost 
Start your own clan 'cause you know we won’t
I’m hot, hot, hot but they think I’m cold

Lan Wangji, Hanguang jun
They call me Light-bring-er, shine like the moon
Lan Wangji, Hanguang jun
I’m a rich bitch born with a silver spoon

Lan Wangji, Hanguang jun
I look for the chaos cause I'm their doom
Lan Wangji, Hanguang jun
Seat at the table? Bitch you're out the room 

Said, bitch, I'm from Gusu, you’ll stay in Moling
I been the lighter, you been the mothman
He calls you coward, he calls me Lan Zhan
All of my bitch fits are soothed by my son

I wear the guan and I wear the clouds
I’m Hanguang Jun bitch and my guqin is loud
And I take my stance and cut off your hands
Said, boo, don't be mad 'cause you had a chance, (mn hey)

I got thirty three, you got a hundy
I got a man and you’ve a semi
Moonlight on the roof when we dance on it
Smile bright, finna put a Lan on it

I got thirty three, you got a hundy
I got a man and you’ve a semi
Moonlight on the roof when we dance on it
Smile bright, finna put a Lan on it

Lan Wangji, Hanguang jun
They call me Light-bring-er, shine like the moon
Lan Wangji, Hanguang jun
I’m a rich bitch born with a silver spoon

Lan Wangji, Hanguang jun
I look for the chaos cause I'm their doom
Lan Wangji, Hanguang jun
Seat at the table? Bitch you're out the room

Rrrr wooo
Mn, mn, mn 
Lan Wangji (Lan Wangji), Hanguang jun (Hanguang jun)
Lan Wangji (Lan Wangji), Hanguang jun (Hanguang jun)
Lan Wangji (Lan Wangji), Hanguang jun (Hanguang jun)
Lan-er gege

Lan Wangji, Hanguang jun
They call me Light-bring-er, shine like the moon
Lan Wangji, Hanguang jun
I’m a rich bitch born with a silver spoon

Lan Wangji, Hanguang jun
I look for the chaos cause I'm their doom
Lan Wangji, Hanguang jun
You’ll never be me, bitch, give up soon 

Notes:

Thank you slowparade for the incredible fanvid that inspired this work!

Thank you Rima for the post that got the ball rolling!

And thank YOU for listening 🔥

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