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Chapter 2: the house tour vlog

Summary:

Hanta and Ashido film a (brief) house tour vlog.

Notes:

now that i'm not tired as hell the formatting in the last chapter looks like actual dog crap... i need to fix it. (edit: i did)

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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denks⁉️ | @dddddenki
the squad’s moving in together???… hm i
wonder if a house tour video will be uploaded…
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mimi💞 | @ashvl
DENKI YPU LOSER I TOLD YOU
YO WAIT
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denks⁉️ | @dddddenki
sorry mimi 😔
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mimi💞 | @ashvl
fakest apology i’ve ever heard.

 

@null1
never been more grateful that denki
can’t keep a secret to save his life 🙏

 

@null2
OMG ALREADY?!?!?!?!? THEY LITERALLY
ANNOUNCED THEY WERE MOVING IN
TOGETHER LAST WEEK

 

aha hanta | @s_anta
that’s a (dare i say it) good question kami…
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mimi💞 | @ashvl
don’t forget your room is right next
to mine, hanta!!!!! ☺️





@squadupdtes
SEROMINA ARE NEIGHBORS YALL
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@squadupdtes
twitter.com/ashvl-comment

 

@null3
it’s the way she was giving kaminari
shit for spoiling the new vid and then she drops
a bigger spoiler than him all under the same tweet
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@null4
she’s practically the squad’s pr team atp 😂
if anyone’s allowed to give out spoilers it’s her lmaoo

 

@null5
they were literally so adorable in the stream 🥰





mimi💞 | @ashvl
a house tour will be up tmrw (friday) on the
squad youtube channel at 5 PM sharp!!
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mimi💞 | @ashvl
@dynamight @redri0t @s_anta @dddddenki
(minus @kjmusic, she’s w her gf or whatever 😒)

 

denks⁉️ | @dddddenki
(quick everyone, act surprised!)
😲😲😲😲😲😲
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mimi💞 | @ashvl
ur literally dead to me.

 

kyou🎧 | @kjmusic
you’re so salty it’s actually crazy
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mimi💞 | @ashvl
happy couples make me SICK.
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kyou🎧 | @kjmusic
🤷 at least i had the guts to ask momo
out, unlike someone i know…
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mimi💞 | @ashvl
GOODNIGHT.
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@null6
WJAT????





kyou💜 & ash🩷

 

ash🩷
KYOUKA.

PLEASE KYOU I KNOW IT WAS
A JOKE BUT U HAVE TO DFELET
THAT COMMENT

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

 

kyou💜
okay ash i deleted it

i’m sorry

i kind of forgot it would be out there
if i commented

like lots of people would see it

and tbh y’all already act like you’re dating sooo

 

ash🩷
omg don’t even i’m trying not to think about it 😖

so many people have already replieddd

AND LITERALLT STPO NO WE DON’T

kyou this is so awful

ik they’re not gonna like know know but still

😓

^ that’s how i feel rn

 

kyou💜
i’m really sorry mi

what can i do to make it up to you?

 

ash🩷
hmmmmm… 🤔🤔

 

kyou💜
forget i asked.

 

ash🩷
LMAOOAO NO KYOU IT’S
NOT THAT BAD

 

kyou💜
that bad?

 

ash🩷
can we go see the new mean girls movie

🙏🙏🙏🙏

i was gonna see it with denki but he’s going to
be busy doing streamer stuff and packing for the
next few days and i’m impatient

 

kyou💜
so i’m just the backup option?

 

ash🩷
NOO OMG KYOU NO IT’S NOT LIKE THAT

 

kyou💜
lol i’m just pulling your leg ashido

i’d love to go with you

i’ll come by in maybe 30 mins? i need
to get dressed

 

ash🩷
ur actually the best ever kyou

😘😘😘

 

kyou💜
🙄

❤️





House Tour w/ the Squad!!
Friday, August 19
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The video immediately opens up with Mina smiling at the camera, the house's front door visible behind her.

 

“Hey everyone! As you can probably tell by the title and the door behind me–,” She started, tilting her head so it could be seen better, “–we’re doing a house tour today!”

 

She pumped her fist in the air as someone cheered off-camera, causing her to snicker.

 

“And Sero here is going to be our model while I film!” Mina said, quickly turning the camera around to face the man. There was a brief flash of the small front yard and the houses across the street before Mina zoomed in on his face.

 

“But before we start, how do you feel, Han? We’ve been planning this for a few months now, so it’s really nice to finally get the house. I thought I was going to die if we had to wait any longer!” 

 

Hanta chuckled at his friend’s dramatics, “Yeah, but the wait was totally worth it. Now I get to annoy you guys face-to-face every day!”

 

Ashido groaned from behind the camera.

 

“Don’t even get me started. Denki’s already pushing my buttons and we’ve barely even moved in yet!”

 

Sero laughed loudly, stepping up onto the front porch to stand beside Mina so they were both in the frame.

 

“That was on Twitter though, right? He does stuff like that all the time so it doesn’t count.”

 

Mina rolled her eyes, “You’re just saying that because you were a part of it.”

 

“And? So what if I was?” Hanta snickered, teasingly bumping his shoulder into Mina’s.

 

She immediately pushed him toward the front door and flipped the camera so it showed his back.

 

“Let’s just do the video, Hanta! I’ve literally waited ages for this and I absolutely cannot wait any longer!”

 

Sero laughed, his shoulders shaking as he grabbed the doorknob, “Okay, okay!”

 

(Behind the camera, Mina softly exhaled through her nose. Her face and neck were hot; she was positive she was red down to her shoulders right now.

 

It’s just the heat. I’ll cool off once we get inside .)

 

Sero and Mina stepped over the threshold and into the foyer, shutting the door behind them. The space was small, the only current pieces of furniture being a black coat rack and a chipped wooden table that already held multiple sets of keys and a phone charger. Hanta stumbled over a pair of rainbow tie-dye crocs almost as soon as he walked in, causing Mina to erupt into a fit of giggles. An embarrassed flush spread across his cheeks as he kicked the shoes into the corner.

 

“Anyway, this is the entryway,” Ashido started, spinning in a slow circle to show the whole space. “As you can see, it’s pretty small,” Her hand appeared briefly to gesture toward where Sero was easily touching both walls, “But it works! This is our first real house, so we’re not too picky.”

 

“Speak for yourself– Bakugou nearly had a fit cleaning yesterday,” Sero called over his shoulder as he walked deeper into the house.

 

“It’s just his way of showing he cares!” Mina responded, turning the camera to briefly show a door as they passed it.

 

“That’s just our laundry room, nothing special–” she quickly turned the camera to another doorway across the hall– “But this is our living room and kitchen!”

 

The space was relatively empty, with boxes neatly stacked against the walls and piled up on the countertops. A small coffee table was the only piece of added furniture, cleaning supplies messily strewn across it. On the other side of the room, there was a glass sliding door that led out to a porch.

 

“We don’t have any furniture in here yet, but I think this is one of my favorite rooms in the house! It has a lot of natural lighting so it’s super pretty and feels really spacious.”

 

“Personally, I think my room’s the best in the house,” Hanta said, slipping past Mina to go to the staircase at the end of the hall.

 

Ashido just rolled her eyes fondly, following behind him, “Of course you would say that.”

 

The screen pauses, and an arrow and text appear. The arrow points to the blur of a door visible in the corner, only a few feet away from the foot of the stairs. The text reads:

 

hi guys so i forgot to mention this because hanta was distracting me, but this is the downstairs bathroom! the door in the kitchen also leads to here.

-ash

 

A couple of seconds passed before the text and arrow disappeared and the video resumed.

 

The camera shook as Mina ran up the stairs behind Sero, their socked feet being the only things showing. When they reached the top of the staircase they paused, Mina turning the camera so they were both in the frame.

 

“Upstairs is where all the bedrooms are. Kats and Kiri are on either side of the staircase and me, Denki, and Hanta are on the other side of the hall. Since me and Sero are the only two here right now we’ll both do a quick tour of our rooms!”

 

“Me first!” Sero immediately cried, swiftly turning around and approaching the door across from Kirishima’s. 

 

“I still haven’t finished unpacking yet, to be honest, so it’s unfinished–” He swung the door open to reveal an average-sized bedroom, boxes piled up in the corners. There were two large windows directly across from the door, the big backyard visible through the glass. Hanta’s bed was pushed into the corner on the right, the mattress bare for now, “–but I still love it!”

 

“Yeah, your room is neat I guess…” Mina started, her voice smug, “But mine’s still better!”

 

Hanta huffed, crossing his arms, “Yeah? If it’s so much better than mine then let’s see it.”

 

“Whatever you say, Han!” Ashido said, walking out of Sero’s room and to the one next door, “Just don’t be shocked when you see that mine is obviously better.”

 

Hanta only snickered.

 

“Yeah, sure.”

 

Mina opened her door, and the other gaped at how much she’d already unpacked.

 

Pink tiger stripe curtains hung over her windows, but they were currently pulled back to let in the sunlight. Her bed was in the same place as Sero’s, but she already had her pink sheets and comforter on. Multiple fluffy blankets were folded and placed at the foot of her bed, and Hanta recognized a few of them as Christmas and birthday gifts from past years. She even had her vanity set up already, with a few makeup bags and jewelry boxes covering the surface.

 

“It’s not completely done yet; I still have to set up my bookshelf and get some more decor– not to mention my closet’s still a mess– but it’s coming together!”

 

“How did you even do all this so fast? We’ve barely even started moving in!” Hanta said, growing competitive.

 

Mina only shrugged, a smirk on her face, “I worked really hard, I guess.”

 

Sero’s eye twitched as he made a move toward the door, “I’ll show you hard work!”

 

Ashido cackled, quickly grabbing his wrist, “Hey wait! We have to film the outro– and I forgot to show the viewers something!”

 

Sero groaned but complied, letting her pull him out into the hallway.

 

“So that down there–,” Mina began, pointing the camera in the direction of Hanta’s room and zooming in on the door at the end of the hallway between Kirishima and Sero’s room, “–is me, Han, and Denki’s bathroom. Ei and Kats won rock paper scissors so they chose the biggest rooms, which have bathrooms attached.”

 

(Off camera, Hanta grumbled something along the lines of ‘ Cheaters .’)

 

“Then, over here–” Ashido turned the camera to face the other end of the hallway, zooming in on the door between Kaminari and Bakugou’s rooms, “–is the office. We’re honestly not too sure what to do with it yet, though, so we’re just ignoring it for now.”

 

She moved the camera so it was in front of them, extending her arm so they were both fully in frame.

 

“Anyway, we hope you guys enjoyed this video! We’ll probably upload more in-depth room tours on our individual channels soon, so be on the lookout for that. As always, thank you all so much for your continued support! Bye-bye!”

 

Ashido and Hanta both waved at the camera, smiles on their faces.

 

The outro began soon after, with links to their most recent video and personal YouTube channels appearing on the screen.





@ser0min4
SEROMINA BEING COMPETITIVE IN THE
RECENT VIDEO SKSKAKH THEY’RE
ACTUALLY ADORABLE
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@null7
LMFAOOO I KNOW

 

@null8
RIGHT????? I WAS LIKE 👀👀


@null9
AND DID YALL NOTICE HOW FAST
MINA CHANGED THE SUBJECT AFTER
SERO STARTED TEASING HER AT
THE BEGINNING OF THE VID?!?!??!?!
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@null10
OMFG WHAT
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@null9
twitter.com/squadclipzz-srmn
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@null10
WOW.
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@null11
how are they not dating yet 🤨

Notes:

i have a couple ideas for some chapters, but if you want to see anything please let me know!! just a fair warning though, i'm not reliable when it comes to consistently updating fics lol.

as always, any and all support is very appreciated!! tysm for reading 💞💞

Notes:

i haven't been on twitter (x?? i literally hate the new name) in ages and i have like no sense of humor so please don't roast me alive in the comments 🙏 (can you tell that's my favorite emoji rn)

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