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Part 1 of Brain Food
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2012-10-07
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Bacon Surprise

Summary:

Ford Cruller fixes lunch for the campers

Notes:

Everything but the bacon belongs to Double Fine.

Work Text:

Milla approached the window into the camp's kitchen with a cautious smile on her face.

"Ah, Miss Vodello! How are you doing today? Keeping all our little psy-cadets on their toes?"

"Oh, fine, everything's fine. I just thought I would check on you, you know. See how you're doing with the psitanium and all."

"Everything's fine and dandy." he sighed happily. "It's so nice to get some fresh air, get a chance to really cook for the kids instead of just wandering around playing about being a cook."

"About that..."

"Oh yes, how do you like today's dinner?"

"Well, that's why I came over to talk to you. It's uh...interesting. What do you call it?"

"It's my specialty - Bacon Surprise!"

"Ford, honey, it seems to just be bacon wrapped around more bacon."

"Bacon wrapped around bacon wrapped around cheese." he corrected her. "And it looks to be going over pretty well, if I do say so myself."

"Well, yes, but this can't be healthy for the..."

"Mister Cruller?" a small voice interrupted.

Milla turned to see the entire camp standing behind her holding empty plates.

"Are there seconds?"

Ford grinned triumphantly and began handing out another round of Bacon Surprise.

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