Work Text:
Ego haters club!!
isagi: I FUCKING HATE EGO
otoya: ok can you stfu now? we are trying to copy yukimiyas fucking homework
karasu: yea mf egoistboy6969 his blindass writing is so bad we almost got caught while trying to understand what is writin on the paper 💀💀💀
isagi: bro its a fucking drawing homework there is no writing what are yall tryin to read💀💀💀
karasu: oh
otoya: i told ya bro
shidou: I DREW A DICK ON DA HOMEWORK 🤤🤤🤤
bachira: i hate ego but thats kinda look like a sexual harassment 😧😧
rin: everything he do is a fucking sexual harassment 💀
isagi: wow its the shadow from sonic
karasu: naah bro called Rin "it"
isagi: so what? what is he gonna do call his brodajjdkxhwn
shidou: bro did shadow dirty
rin: bros the real vers of "🤓"
otoya: naah its givin kinda yukimiya vibes
chigiri: yall need to stfu i wanna hear isagi scream in pain
bachira: i feel kinda bad for isagi ngl
chigiri: dude wasnt isagi your pookie wookie dookie cookie sookie lookie yookie zookie bookie jookie hookie poopoo doodoo zookie goo goo woowoo that you love sm last week?
bachira: he told me to take my pills like??? do i look like a schizo to him bitch? Rin can beat the shit outta him
otoya: naah bro really called our holy commander-in-chief, founder of the seven worlds, emperor god marshal, caliph-i bin suvari, samurai, kung-fu master, our esteemed minister of internal affairs, our caliph, teacher, the first and last king of the people, the sole owner of the north, the power of the south, the enemy of ISIS, the friend of the deceived, the eyelashes king our victorious his majesty Rin, shadow from sonic😧😧
chigiri: I CANT WITH THE ADJECTIVES NAAAH HE NOW WORSHIPPIN??
otoya: uhm actually its not like that
yukimiya: 🤓👆👆👆 he got his ass kicked in front of whole barcha campus 🙏
otoya: the amount of respect everyone had in me... is gone...
shidou: dont be sad ma broski homies aint gonna judge
niko: im gonna fucking judge ngl
otoya: BM campus, 7th of January 13.40.
niko: nvm. u a pussy u a blackmailer fucker
aiku: bro cant even make a sentence
chigiri: isagi stopped screaming help
niko: stfu grandpa kys go back to ur dirtyass cave. also nb cares about puzzle boy bro can kill hs
bachira: holy shit smn doing a bone cracking asmr 😧😧
reo: broken bones belong to isagi ig
chigiri: damn that cracking asmr fucking slaps ngl
otoya: fuuck rin broke his fucking spinal cord😧😧😧
reo: ARE YOU JUST WATCHING RIN KILLIN ISAGI 😥
otoya: yea rin told me to heal him after hes done
shidou: bro thinks he is barbara naah
karasu: otoya is actually smart tho he knows first aid n medical terms 🗣️
chigiri: naaah his dumbass even cant cheat on the homework
kunigami: yea cause only thing he can cheat is his gfs
niko: DAMN ICHIGO GOIN HARD ON ARLECCHINO 😧😧
otoya: bro called me arlecchino?
shidou: smash
karasu: smash
rin: k im done
otoya: k how many bones did ya break?
rin: 11
shidou: dayum he is so in luv slursagi💋💋 rin broke much as slursagis jersey number omigoshh ts got me hard asf ngl 😍😍😍
rin: KYS RN
shidou: only thing that kills me is yo bros gyat dayum🤤🤤
rin: you are next.
otoya: bro im not gettin paid enough
bachira: you gettin paid? 😧
otoya: yea from rin
reo: did u fr go to the medical school or what
chigiri: HELP LEMME TELL THE STORY PLEASE
otoya: nah
bachira: what storyy
chigiri: PLEASE PLEASE PLPLEASE
otoya: Nuh uh ts embarrassing
chigiri: my sisters insta
otoya: deal
kunigami: damn princess u so smart.
karasu: damn i got cheated on again 😧 hello yuki
chigiri: SHUT UP HOE ITS STORYTIME
reo: damn babygirl calm down
chigiri: u cheated on me w nagi gtfo (jk ily)
reo:😔(ilyt😍)
bachira: tell the story be4 reo cheats on nagi pls☹️
shidou: i wanna hear da story 2 ngl
chigiri: Some time ago (1 year) he saw a girl in the infirmary...
bachira: AND
reo: this aint gonna go well right 😥
shidou: ngl infirmary sex sounds interesting
chigiri: NO STFU
otoya: i wish ma brother.. i wish
rin: cut out with the dots ew
chigiri: DAMN EVEN RIN IS LISTENING TO STORY HELP OTOYA U GETTIN FUCKED UP SO DAMN 😭😭😭
otoya: shut up princess not when im gonna fuck up yo sis and become ur brother-in-law
chigiri: 💀
5 others typing
chigiri muted " Ego hate club!! "
chigiri: anyways yall keep interrupting me so STFU YALL IM GONNA FUCKING CONTINUE SHUT YALL DIRTY ASSES UP AND LISTEN RN
chigiri: so otoya learnt she was studying health or idfc 😜 AND HE STUDIED MEDICAL SCHOOL FOR HER TO RIZZ HER IMGGONNASHIT MY PANTS HELP. AND IT AINT ENDIN HERE
chigiri: AND OTOYAS BLINDASS DIDNT REALIZED SHE WAS THE FUCKING NURSE AND SHE WAS 40 LMAOOOO BRO HAD A BREAKDOWN TS WAS TOO FUNNY I ACC CHOOKED DOWN TO MY DRINK HELP. 💀💀😭😭😭
chigiri unmuted the group.
kunigami: 💀
shidou: naah 💀
rin: 💀
reo: 💀
kunigami:💀
bachira: 💀
niko: 💀
yukimiya: 💀
isagi: 💀
chigiri: OH HELL NAAAH TS CRINGE ASF EVEN ISAGI REVIVED 😭😭😭
isagi: don't even try to fucking heal me again i would prefer getting murdered by rin💀
otoya: who said i wanna heal u again💀💀
rin: me u fag?
otoya: fy
bachira: OHMYGOD RINSAGI REAL
shidou: that wasnt that bad tho srry homie
otoya: np ma brotha
karasu: naah i alr knew the story ts funny as hell she a milf
otoya: fr
isagi: bro never learns from his mistakes naah
reo: 💀