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Naah it aint blue lock its fucking red keys

Summary:

Random chatting of high school kids enrolled in the most boring school in the fucking universe called blue lock

Notes:

Imagine finishing the other chatfic i started 7 months ago and not starting the new one Anyways mature warning cause shidou a LOT of cursing, anyways i can post atleast 2 ch in a week i think

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Work Text:

Ego haters club!!

 

isagi: I FUCKING HATE EGO

 

otoya: ok can you stfu now? we are trying to copy yukimiyas fucking homework

 

karasu: yea mf egoistboy6969 his blindass writing is so bad we almost got caught while trying to understand what is writin on the paper 💀💀💀

 

isagi: bro its a fucking drawing homework there is no writing  what are yall tryin to read💀💀💀

 

karasu: oh

 

otoya: i told ya bro

 

shidou: I DREW A DICK ON DA HOMEWORK 🤤🤤🤤

 

bachira: i hate ego but thats kinda look like a sexual harassment 😧😧

 

rin: everything he do is a fucking sexual harassment 💀

 

isagi: wow its the shadow from sonic 

 

karasu: naah bro called Rin "it" 

 

isagi: so what? what is he gonna do call his brodajjdkxhwn

 

shidou: bro did shadow dirty

 

rin: bros the real vers of "🤓" 

 

otoya: naah its givin kinda yukimiya vibes

 

chigiri: yall need to stfu i wanna hear isagi scream in pain

 

bachira: i feel kinda bad for isagi ngl

 

chigiri: dude wasnt isagi your pookie wookie dookie cookie sookie lookie yookie zookie bookie jookie hookie poopoo doodoo zookie goo goo woowoo that you love sm last week? 

 

bachira: he told me to take my pills like??? do i look like a schizo to him bitch? Rin can beat the shit outta him

 

otoya: naah bro really called our holy commander-in-chief, founder of the seven worlds, emperor god marshal, caliph-i bin suvari, samurai, kung-fu master, our esteemed minister of internal affairs, our caliph, teacher, the first and last king of the people, the sole owner of the north, the power of the south, the enemy of ISIS, the friend of the deceived, the eyelashes king our victorious his majesty Rin, shadow from sonic😧😧

 

chigiri: I CANT WITH THE ADJECTIVES NAAAH HE NOW WORSHIPPIN?? 

 

otoya: uhm actually its not like that

 

yukimiya: 🤓👆👆👆 he got his ass kicked in front of whole barcha campus 🙏

 

otoya: the amount of respect everyone  had in me... is gone... 

 

shidou: dont be sad ma broski homies aint gonna judge

 

niko: im gonna fucking judge ngl

 

otoya: BM campus, 7th of January 13.40. 

 

niko: nvm. u a pussy u a blackmailer fucker

 

aiku: bro cant even make a sentence

 

chigiri: isagi stopped screaming help 

 

niko: stfu grandpa kys go back to ur dirtyass cave. also nb cares about puzzle boy bro can kill hs

 

bachira: holy shit smn doing a bone cracking asmr 😧😧

 

reo:  broken bones belong to isagi ig

 

chigiri: damn that cracking asmr fucking slaps ngl 

 

otoya: fuuck rin broke his fucking spinal cord😧😧😧

 

reo: ARE YOU JUST WATCHING RIN KILLIN ISAGI 😥

 

otoya: yea rin told me to heal him after hes done 

 

shidou: bro thinks he is barbara naah

 

karasu: otoya is actually smart tho he knows first aid n medical terms 🗣️

 

chigiri: naaah his dumbass even cant cheat on the homework

 

kunigami: yea cause only thing he can cheat is his gfs

 

niko: DAMN ICHIGO GOIN HARD ON ARLECCHINO 😧😧

 

otoya: bro called me arlecchino? 

 

shidou: smash

 

karasu: smash

 

rin: k im done 

 

otoya: k how many bones did ya break? 

 

rin: 11

 

shidou: dayum he is so in luv slursagi💋💋 rin broke much as slursagis jersey number omigoshh ts got me hard asf ngl 😍😍😍

 

rin: KYS RN

 

shidou: only thing that kills me is yo bros gyat dayum🤤🤤  

 

rin: you are next. 

 

otoya: bro im not gettin paid enough

 

bachira: you gettin paid? 😧

 

otoya: yea from rin 

 

reo: did u fr go to the medical school or what

 

chigiri: HELP LEMME TELL THE STORY PLEASE 

 

otoya: nah

 

bachira: what storyy

 

chigiri: PLEASE PLEASE PLPLEASE 

 

otoya: Nuh uh ts embarrassing 

 

chigiri: my sisters insta 

 

otoya: deal

 

kunigami: damn princess u so smart. 

 

karasu: damn i got cheated on again 😧 hello yuki

 

chigiri: SHUT UP HOE ITS STORYTIME

 

reo: damn babygirl calm down

 

chigiri: u cheated on me w nagi gtfo (jk ily) 

 

reo:😔(ilyt😍) 

 

bachira: tell the story be4 reo cheats on nagi pls☹️

 

shidou: i wanna hear da story 2 ngl

 

chigiri: Some time ago (1 year) he saw a girl in the infirmary... 

 

bachira: AND

 

reo: this aint gonna go well right 😥

 

shidou: ngl infirmary sex sounds interesting 

 

chigiri: NO STFU 

 

otoya: i wish ma brother.. i wish

 

rin: cut out with the dots ew

 

chigiri: DAMN EVEN RIN IS LISTENING TO STORY HELP OTOYA U GETTIN FUCKED UP SO DAMN 😭😭😭

 

otoya: shut up princess not when im gonna fuck up yo sis and become ur brother-in-law

 

chigiri: 💀

 

 

5 others typing 

chigiri muted " Ego hate club!! " 

 

 

chigiri: anyways yall keep interrupting me so STFU YALL IM GONNA FUCKING CONTINUE SHUT YALL DIRTY ASSES UP AND LISTEN RN

 

chigiri: so otoya learnt she was studying health or idfc 😜 AND HE STUDIED MEDICAL SCHOOL FOR HER TO RIZZ HER IMGGONNASHIT MY PANTS HELP. AND IT AINT ENDIN HERE

 

chigiri: AND OTOYAS BLINDASS DIDNT REALIZED SHE WAS THE FUCKING NURSE AND SHE WAS 40 LMAOOOO BRO HAD A BREAKDOWN TS WAS TOO FUNNY I ACC CHOOKED DOWN TO MY DRINK HELP. 💀💀😭😭😭

 

chigiri unmuted the group

 

kunigami: 💀

 

shidou: naah 💀

 

rin: 💀 

 

reo: 💀

 

kunigami:💀

 

bachira: 💀

 

niko: 💀

 

yukimiya: 💀

 

isagi: 💀 

 

chigiri: OH HELL NAAAH TS CRINGE ASF EVEN ISAGI REVIVED 😭😭😭 

 

isagi: don't even try to fucking heal me again i would prefer getting murdered by rin💀

 

otoya: who said i wanna heal u again💀💀

 

rin: me u fag? 

 

otoya: fy

 

bachira: OHMYGOD RINSAGI REAL 

 

shidou: that wasnt that bad tho srry homie

 

otoya: np ma brotha

 

karasu: naah i alr knew the story ts funny as hell she a milf

 

otoya: fr 

 

isagi: bro never learns from his mistakes naah

 

reo: 💀

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Notes:

i just know that otoya studies everything for rizzing up girlies 🙏🙏 thanks 4 reading!!