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Todomatsu slides the bedroom's shoji and instantly freezes at the threshold.
In front of him, Jyushimatsu is lying naked on the carpet floor, naked and sweaty. On top of him, there's his immediate brother Ichimatsu, likewise naked and sweaty but also sobbing like a baby on Jyushimatsu's chest. Like, full-on ugly crying, oozing snot out and drooling, for some unknown reason.
The sight disgusts Todomatsu to the core.
It's not the fact he's witnessing the aftermath of two of his brothers having sex; he's aware that their family is made of deviants... and maybe he does suck Osomatsu and Karamatsu's dick sometimes, so he has no room to act morally superior about it. Whatever.
But the awful face Ichimatsu is making instils Todomatsu with the urge to punch himself and wipe the memory off his brain. He can't believe he shares a face with such a hideous pathetic man.
Only curiosity keeps him rooted there, and after recovering from his disgust, he addresses Jyushimatsu in a blank tone of voice.
"What happened here?"
Jyushimatsu chuckles. Unlike Ichimatsu, he's smiling brighter than a guy perhaps should after getting ass-fucked by his older brother.
"He realized he creampied me and then got all emotional!" He laughs, patting Ichimatsu's head.
A haunted, broken voice comes out of Ichimatsu's mouth. "I came inside my little brother... I'm the trashiest of trash... I'm so sorry..."
Completely unaffected, Jyushimatsu beams at Todomatsu. "Nii-san will be fine, don't worry!"
Todomatsu wasn't concerned in the least about either of them, but he bites his tongue before he could come up with a snarky response to such a fucking stupid reason, so he waves his hand dismissively, slides the shoji close and calmly walks back downstairs. He fishes his phone out to log onto Twitter and distracts himself from the shitshow he decides he's too good to take part in.
His brothers are so weird.
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