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After the dishes were done and the group got dressed up to face the elements outdoors. Wilbur tried distracting Quackity by getting a little handsy white getting ready but Quackity dismissed him.
“Come on Wilbur it's not that bad.” Quackity said walking out of their room to put some snow pants on downstairs.
“Yes it is, it's cold and wet and my kids are going to turn on me and you're going to laugh.” Wilbur stated following Quackity.
Quackity turned to Wilbur patting his face gently, “But they are going to be so happy mi amor to play with you.”
Wilbur sighed, “Fine but I wanna watch a movie when we come back inside.”
Quackity laughed, “Ok we can do that.” Wilbur leaned down to kiss Quackity but was interrupted by a shout.
“COME ON GUYS YOU'RE TAKING FOREVER!” Tallulah shouted.
“Wilburs probably kissing Quackity Tallulah.” Tilin said, sounding a little bit angry.
“He's always doing that isn't he.” Tallulah questioned. At this point Quackity was laughing as he made his way down stairs.
Wilbur mumbled to himself, “Have kids they say, it will be fun they say. A bunch of fucking pricks and lairs must of said that.”
Soon enough the crew was bundled up and started to head outside. They made Wilbur go first in case there was ice (spoiler alert there was and yes Wilbur did fall on his ass.). The kids decided they would do the snowball fight first then build a snowman. Quickly the team made bases. Tallulah and Wilbur decided to make a small wall before making the snowballs. Quackity and Tilin figured Qucakity would make their wall in a way that came around the ends while Tilin made snowballs. Soon enough they were done preparing the fight could start.
Now it was very clear who would win. Wilbur was a pathetic man (in the best way possible) who had no talent in any sport and Tallulah unfortunately inherited those genes from him though she was a bit better. Tilin on the other hand was great at sports she dominated at almost all of them especially soccer and Quackity was good at mind games.
Tilin threw the first snowball missing it on purpose. Tallualh popped up and threw a snowball in the general direction of them before quickly ducking back down. Wilbur threw one to the side getting close to Quackity but not enough. Tilin looked at Quackity before muttering the words, “Es hora de iniciar la fase uno, Q” (Translation: Time to initiate phase one Q)
With that Quackity and Tilin rapidly fired snowballs at Wilbur and Tallulah with such force the wall they built started to break. A very distinct yelp was heard which made Tilin and Q laugh. Wil and Tallulah quickly started to throw snowballs at Tilin and Quackity missing terribly. Soon the snowballs started to hit Wilbur and Tallulah (mostly Wilbur but still) and Quackity and Tilin shouted together, “¡La segunda fase está en marcha!” (Translation: Phase two is a go!)
“WHAT!” Wilbur and Tallulah screeched as Quackity and Tilin started to run towards them. Tallulah and Wilbur started to run away from the others. Q and Tilin quickly caught up to them, throwing the last of their snowballs at them.
“OKAY okay we surrender!” Wilbur shouted crowing behind Tallulah which looked hilarious.
Quackity turned towards Tilin and cheered, “¡La segunda fase fue un éxito! ¡Lo logramos niño!” (Translation: Phase two was a success! We did it kid!)
They high fived while cheering. Wilbur fake pouted while Tallulah looked just a little disappointed. Tilin noticed this before turning to Tallaluh, “Don't worry Lulah you did great! Wilbur sucked like usual but you definitely carried.”
This made Tallulah brighten up smiling before dragging Tilin over to the battle field and started to build a snowman.
“You did suck dear.” Quackity said looking at Wilbur.
“Yeah i know but it's okay i've lost so many battles i’m used to it.”
Quackity giggled, “I'm guessing Techno went pretty hard.”
Wilbur laughed while shaking his head, “You have know idea the trauma I went through on snow days in the Watson-Soot house.”
Quackity looked back at the girls who were working together to make the base of the snowman. They were laughing and talking together. “We really got lucky with them didn't we?”
Wilbur looked at them before turning back to Quackit, “Yeah we did, didn't we?”
“Are you happy Wilbur?”
“Yeh i am Quackity.”
Quackity smiled, “I'm glad now lets go help! The soon this gets done the sooner we can go inside.”
“Of course baby.”
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The snowman was built and the group headed back inside. The girls wanted to take a hot bath and since Tilin won she got to go first and Quackity got to shower first. Tallulah and Wilbur decide to make some hot chocolate to try and warm up before it was their turn. Quackity came out first wearing one of Wilburs sweaters and some sweatpants.
“I think that's mine darling.”
Quackity waved his hand, “We're married everything's each other.” Wilbur laughed while shaking his head.
“Whatever you say, love.” Wilbur walked past Quackity to go shower. Soon enough Tilin got done and Tallulah finished her hot coco before running toward the bathroom to take a shower instead. Once everyone was feeling warm they settled on the couch to watch a movie. Wilbur sat down next to Quackity while Tallaluh made her way onto his lap. Tilin sat next to Qucakity with a little space between them After much arguing they settled on Puss in Boots: The Last Wish.
The kids fell asleep pretty fast after being tired from the snow and showers/ baths. Wilbur turned to Quackity keeping his voice quiet he asked, “Would you let that wolf, Death fuck you?”
“WILBUR!” Quackity whispered yelled, “What kind of a question is that?”
Wilbur just laughed, “I'm just asking beside I would.”
Quackity sighed, “I mean I guess I would. He's pretty hot and has a way with words.”
“Okay you're taking it too far now, Quackity.”
“HOW?!”
“He has a way with words? Quackity are you telling me that's all it takes to get you riled up?” Wilbur asked
“One never say riled up again and two i married you didnt i?” QUcakity respond.
Wilbur was at a lost of words, “What the fuck. Would you marry the wolf?”
Quackity laughed, “Yes.” Quackity said in a dead panned voice Wilbur looked worried, “Im kidding mi amor well just a little. The wolf isn't as pathetic as you and doesn't have charms like you do.”
Wilbur sighed, “Thanks Q.”
“Anytime dear.”
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The rest of the day was spent lounging around and spending time with family. Shockingly Wilbur and Quackity bickered while Tilin and Tallulah laughed at them. A few crafts and one more movie later the girls were tucked into bed leaving Wilbur and Quackity alone.
“Today was a success wasn't it?”
“Yeah I had fun.” Wilbur said smiling.
“I told you.” Quackity repsoned nudging Wilbur with his elbow. They were standing outside of Tallulah and Tillins room.
“You were right dear, like always.”
Quackity laughed, “I love you Wilbur.”
Wilbur leaned down to kiss Quackity, “I love you too, darling.”