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At the detective agency, a nice party is happening. They celebrate the new years, drinking and playing games, saying “あけおめ” to each other, as the new year arrives. When in hits midnight, Ranpo and Poe share a nice kiss. (Fags)/j
Meanwhile Dazai is in his room, edging himself holding his nut, as it hits midnight he lets it blow. He is now able to say he was edging since last year.
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In the DOA
Fyodor and Nikolai seemed to have the same idea, fingering, and edging each other, as it hits midnight they can now say they’d been edging since last year.
Poor Sigma is sitting on he toilet. The sashimi had given him diarrhea. He was sitting on the toilet, pooping. But as the clock hits midnight, he gets the idea and can now say; same shit, different year.