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Part 87 of vids by bironic
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Festivids 2023
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2023-12-31
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[VID] Birds Birds Birds

Summary:

I got birdies, dawg.

Notes:

Happy Festivids, suzanne! Thanks for nominating the game. I saw it on the list and knew I had to try something.

Music: “Birds” by Lil Wayne (censored version)
Content notes: Pretending that a raunchy/insulting song about women is literally about birds
Physical notes: Zoom transitions

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Work Text:

Password: birds

Edited lyrics:

I got them birds, so many birds, it is absurd
I got them P—, so many P—
So many colors, they look like Nerds
When it come to numbers, b—, I’m a nerd
I’m doin’ numbers, b—, I got birds
I got ’em hummin’, I got ’em twerkin’
I got ’em jumpin’, I got a servant
I got a butler, I got a worker
I got a runner, she got a Birkin
I put that h— in the air on commercial
I sent her all the way down with them turkeys

Tiger Woods
In his Sunday clothes
I sell whole birds, I don’t do wings, this ain’t Buffalo, b—
Whole bunch of vultures, whole bunch of crows, b—
I’m the Eagle Street Russell Crowe

And I’m too cold to be a hot boy
And I got birds flyin’ South, boy
Yeah, I’m too bird to be a hot boy
I got them birds by the flock, boy, yeah

I’m too cold to be a hot boy
I’m too bird to be a hot boy
I make them birds sing like choir boy
Free as a bird in the clouds, boy, yeah

I got them birds, birds
I got them birds, word
I got them birds, I got them birds furs
Get ’em and brrr, I made ’em, “Prr, prr”
All these birds, damn
I’m ’bout to serve, yeah
I’m servin’ them birds
Ahead of the curb, yeah
I’m ’bout to swerve
Flag red as a bird
All of these feathers, damn
All these treasures, remember to always measure
Always business, yeah, never pleasure
Remember, always, never
Wings stretchin’, yeah, both directions, yeah, always flexin’
Charge him extra, I got Big Birds
You need Tweety, call Sylvester

Tiger Woods
I got birdies, dawg
If there’s a drought, I snap my finger
All the birds gon’ fall
No discounts, f— you mean?
You talkin’ bird sh—, dawg
Number 33, sell the jersey, yo, b—

It’s Tiger Woods

Notes:

Sources: Trailers and game play videos on YouTube by Stonemaier Games, Monster Couch, tuck & cache, Watch It Played, The Dice Tower, Games Made Easy, The Cardboard Herald, Pinstar, Wanderbots, Wingin’ It, 3 Minute Board Games, Shut Up & Sit Down (Flock and Roll), Room and Board, BoardGameGeek, Board Game Plays, Legendary Tactics, Roll for Crit, Rock Paper Shotgun, Board Game Casual, Wingsplain Gaming, The Geek Cupboard, quill18, and Nindle Spotlight. Additional bird card images from ungeni at The Steam Community. Turkey sound and misc. screen captures by me. :)

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