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"Yellow car!" Arthur cries.
"Yellow cars are rubbish." Mordred looks moodily out the window as the M-5 zips by. "If we saw a purple caravan, it would be worth mentioning."
"I've never seen a purple caravan. Do they make them? Wow, that's brilliant. Mum, can I get a purple caravan?"
"No," says Mum, firmly.
"Awww, Mum!"
"When you're old enough to drive it," Dad says.
"Gordon, really," says Mum.
"Why not, Carolyn?" Dad asks.
"It was my idea," Mordred says, annoyed.
"Yellow car! Can I have a yellow car and a purple caravan?"
"Not for another ten years, thank God."