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San Lang, don't tease me!

Summary:

Xie Lian spends a lot of time in heaven after becoming the Heavenly Emperor, and San Lang decides to make a little surprise for his husband.

Notes:

Hey, Kalix here again and for those who don't know me yet, I write TGCF fanfics when I have time.

English is not my first language, forgive any mistakes.

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The job of the new Heavenly Emperor certainly wasn't easy, lots of things to fix, lots of rules to revise and add.

Of course, Xie Lian didn't want this job at first, he thought it was too much responsibility for him, and Xie Lian just wanted to live in peace with his beloved, and he was also afraid that if he took this title he would in a way be following in Jun Wu's footsteps.

But Hua Cheng dispelled this thought, and although he didn't like the Gods bothering them with their trivial problems, Hua Cheng would support Xie Lian in whatever he decided, and after much insistence from the heavenly officials, Xie Lian ended up accepting the title.

The first thing Xie Lian did as emperor was to investigate the past of all the gods, from those of the middle court to those of the high celestial court, if any celestial official had ascended in a forced or criminal way, they would be exiled or even banished depending on their crimes.

And with this action, Xie Lian was criticized a lot, of course he had expected it, the heavenly officials never respected him in any way, Xie Lian himself asked them not to change their behavior towards him, even though Xie Lian is his superior.

What Hua Cheng disagreed. If Xie Lian was the emperor, he had to be treated as such.

And naturally where Xie Lian is, Hua Cheng will be too, no one would dare disrespect his beloved in front of him.

And of course, the Crown Prince was also criticized for letting a Calamity walk freely through the heaven.

But Xie Lian didn't care either way and made Hua Cheng his Counselor.

Xie Lian also formed a council for the investigation of some really troublesome gods, Ling Wen decided to call this group the Supreme Celestial Council, made up of gods who had Xie Lian's trust to keep everything under control when he was away.

These gods were Ling Wen, Mu Qing, Feng Xin, Pei Ming, Yushi Huang, Lang Qianqiu and Quan Yizhen.

 

 

On a really busy day, Xie Lian felt exhausted, he had to deal with tedious meetings on pointless subjects and Hua Cheng was in the ghost city solving his own problems, he didn't want to bother him just because he was bored.

The only interesting thing Xie Lian got out of it was a scandalous confession from a god who had been bothering him for a long time, the official in question had influenced his worshippers to give all their wealth to him and wasn't answering their prayers, besides this god had offended Hua Cheng once, Xie Lian couldn't do anything about it without seeming unfair, but now that he himself had confessed, he could have the appropriate punishment.

After that, Xie Lian leaned back on his throne, almost asleep, he couldn't even remember the last time he had slept properly, he supported his head with one of his hands which was resting on the arm of the throne while he watched those gods argue about something stupid.

"Gege looks exhausted." Xie Lian listened in on his private communication array.
And soon he noticed the little butterfly flying in front of him, of course Hua Cheng would be watching him from afar.

"Don't worry San Lang, this will be over soon." The God said, letting the silver butterfly land on his hand and bringing it closer to his face, giving it a light kiss.

"Oh, I hope so, I miss gege so much..." Hua Cheng said in a voice as sweet as caramel, and Xie Lian felt affected by it.

"San Lang, I've been gone for just two days." Xie Lian said, no longer caring about the conflict of those gods he had to mediate.

"It doesn't matter, if I'm away from gege then I'll miss him." Calamity replies simply, Xie Lian ends up laughing a little at the needy way San Lang is acting.

"Should I come over and get Your Majesty out of this torment?" Hua Cheng asks playfully.

"San Lang... You have your own things to deal with, I don't want to take your focus away." The God said while trying to disguise the blush that appeared on his face when Hua Cheng called him Your Majesty.

"Don't worry about it gege, Ghost City is under control." Hua Cheng assured.
Xie Lian really wants to go home now, but he again observes the discussion of those gods which seems to be leading nowhere, the Emperor stares at the little butterfly before answering his husband.

"San Lang, it's really boring here, but I can't neglect them."

"Gege talks as if they were little children with a hundred years." Hua Cheng comments, which makes Xie Lian laugh a little.

"Well, you could say it's almost like that..." The God sighs tiredly, "But don't bother about it San Lang, I'm going home soon." Xie Lian assured his husband.

"Hm, all right gege, I'll see you very soon~" Hua Cheng said, his voice softer than usual, Xie Lian felt anxious, his face turning red and Hua Cheng didn't give him time to reply and closed the communication array
Xie Lian took a deep breath to return his attention to the current situation of the discussion.

"Your Majesty, is everything all right?" Ling Wen asked, staring at Xie Lian and mentally judging him for not paying attention to the meeting.

"Yes, I'm fine, don't worry Ling Wen." Xie Lian replies simply, ignoring the judgmental look.

"What topic did we stop at?" The Emperor asked, and all the gods present started arguing even more trying to remember what the main topic of this meeting was, Xie Lian sighed tiredly.

And suddenly Hua Cheng entered the palace, the doors opened and several butterflies entered along with the calamity, all the celestial officials present were shocked, not even Xie Lian had expected such a visit.
Hua Cheng was in his youngest form, but dressed according to his position as Ghost King and husband of the Heavenly Emperor, his hair was braided with some jewels composing his look, the tinkling of his ornaments was clear with every step of the calamity, he passed all the way down the walkway that led to the throne of the Emperor of Heaven, and casually sat on Xie Lian's lap, who was just as shocked as the others present in the divine hall.

"Can you tell me what useless business is keeping my gege so busy?" Hua Cheng said dismissively, crossing his legs and settling down on his 'throne'.

"....." The martial hall became so silent it was embarrassing, Ling Wen again stared at Xie Lian with that judgmental look, not just Ling Wen, but the entire Supreme Heavenly Council.

Xie Lian coughed to clear his throat, and to disguise his embarrassment, "Let's get back to the meeting, please Mu Qing continue with what was being said..." The Emperor asked, and soon attention was turned to the debate, a few whispers from junior officials could be heard, "Who is that who entered the divine hall like that?" another official replied, "It's the Emperor's wife, don't offend him or your days will be numbered." another novice god joined the conversation and began to tell how scary Hua Cheng was.

Xie Lian stared at his husband, who had a small cynical smile on his handsome face.
"San Lang, what brings this great Ghost King to this boring meeting?" The emperor whispered to the man on his lap.

"I missed gege so much... I couldn't contain myself any longer, I pray that Your Majesty isn't upset..." Hua Cheng replied, the tone of his voice soft and sweet, teasing his poor gege, Xie Lian is very fond of this side of his San Lang, but not when they are in front of dozens of heavenly officials, and especially not when he knows that Hua Cheng was doing it on purpose.

"I could never be upset by your presence, I just ask San Lang to behave himself for now." Xie Lian asked San Lang, bringing his hand to the waist of the man in red.

"Of course gege, I'm not here to hinder the Heavenly Emperor's work." Hua Cheng whispers close to the Emperor's ear and gives him a light kiss on the cheek soon after, he smiles as he notices Xie Lian's face starting to turn red.

Ling Wen coughs to get the couple's attention, Hua Cheng looks at the woman a little annoyed, but he doesn't say anything.
Xie Lian tries somehow to avoid embarrassment and pay attention to the main discussion of the meeting.

It wasn't unusual to see Xie Lian and Hua Cheng showing affection for each other, it was unusual for the couple to do so in front of all those heavenly officials.

Everything went well for a while, the meeting was finally taking some direction, Hua Cheng was also discussing and helping Xie Lian to keep the situation under control.

Until he started to get restless, Hua Cheng began to move around a lot on Xie Lian's lap, which caused an inevitable reaction for the God.

"San Lang, please don't move so much." Xie Lian ordered, his voice coming out as a whisper, his hand sliding from Hua Cheng's waist and stopping at her thigh and giving it a gentle squeeze as a form of warning.

"Forgive me Gege, this San Lang will keep quiet." Hua Cheng replied, and when he felt the squeeze on his thigh his face turned as red as his clothes, he turned a little to hide his face on Xie Lian's shoulder.

Of course Hua Cheng could feel Xie Lian's erection, and it was good that he was on his lap so that no one could notice his state.

More time passed, and soon the baseless debates resumed, everyone on the Celestial Council seemed tired of watching those dozens of gods fighting each other.

As for Xie Lian, he could no longer concentrate, Hua Cheng kept tormenting his poor gege, he would roll over in his lap several times when his attention wasn't on them, and smile mischievously at Xie Lian when the hand on his thigh squeezed him tighter.

"...San Lang, stop teasing me..." Xie Lian was almost begging, the stress, frustration and horniness he was feeling was driving him crazy.

"Your Majesty looks tense... do you need any help gege?" Hua Cheng said close to Xie Lian's ear, which affected him even more. The hand that was resting on the arm of the celestial throne closed and you could see Xie Lian's slight tremors of anxiety.

"S-San Lang!..." Xie Lian said low and defeated, Hua Cheng smiled victoriously and gave Xie Lian a kiss on the cheek, the Emperor took a deep breath before saying.

"I think the meeting can end here, this discussion is already pointless, I think everyone here is already tired, so we can arrange another meeting another day or just discuss it in the communication array." Xie Lian declares.

"But Lord..." Some gods tried to protest, but the emperor was adamant.

"You are all dismissed." The last word was given and all the gods left.

"Ling wen, I'll be unavailable until next week." Xie Lian informed her.

"May I ask why, Your Majesty?" Ling Wen asks, not really wanting to know the answer.

"No, but thank you for your help today, tell them that everyone on the Celestial Council can take some time off." That's the last thing the Emperor says before Ling Wen leaves and only Xie Lian and Hua Cheng are left in the room.

Xie Lian sighed with relief and hugged the man on his lap, the Emperor closed his eyes for a moment, and when he opened them again, Hua Cheng had changed his clothes, the extravagant clothes had been replaced by just a pair of crimson red pants with an opening at the sides, with some ornaments on his waist, it was similar to the clothes the dancers wore in Paradise Mansion, but Hua Cheng had decided to leave the upper part of his body bare, wearing just a few jewels.

"San Lang... Why?" Xie Lian whimpered, his forehead resting against the back of Hua Cheng's shoulder.

"I said I was here to help Gege." Calamity replied simply.

"It sounded like you wanted me to fuck you in front of all those gods." Xie Lian teases, bringing his hands back to his San Lang's bountiful thighs, and keeping his ass firmly pressed against his erection.

"Will this San Lang be punished for his misbehavior? We should go home then." Hua Cheng said innocently, and smiled playfully, but his face was as red as his clothes.

" Get down on your knees." The Emperor's order was serious and direct, and despite the shock, Hua Cheng understood immediately and soon obeyed, getting off his husband's lap and kneeling between his legs.

It didn't take long for Xie Lian to start taking off those heavy layers of clothing, he would have liked to be wearing lighter clothes today, but Hua Cheng always insisted on making Xie Lian wear more of the emperor's robes.

"Gege looks so hot in those clothes, it would be a shame if Gege ended up tearing them by accident." Hua Cheng said as he stood up to try and help Xie Lian undress.

"No, you're going to stand still until I say so." Xie Lian's voice was firm, and with no room for opposition, Hua Cheng knelt down again.

Xie Lian threw the imperial robes into a corner of the great hall, now wearing only a white robe with several butterfly patterns embroidered in gold, completely open, exposing his hard cock, the glans wet with pre-cum, Hua Cheng watched his lover settle into his throne and felt thirsty at the thought of having that cock in his mouth.

"You can... do whatever you want now." Xie Lian says, sighing heavily as Hua Cheng begins to masturbate him very slowly.
The Ghost King really can't help but intimidate his gege, but today Xie Lian was very impatient, he put his hand over Hua Cheng's and started moving both fists faster.

"Ngh...Ah! San Lang..." Xie Lian moaned, distracted by his own pleasure. Hua Cheng always admired his lover's every reaction, and felt proud to be the one to cause them.

When Xie Lian was so lost in pleasure that he let his San Lang back in control, Hua Cheng could finally satisfy his craving, he gave the throbbing length a light lick and sucked on the glans, he repeated this a few times before slowly putting Xie Lian's cock in his mouth, he sucked and took it deep into his throat, he noticed Xie Lian start to gasp.

"Ah...My San Lang is so handsome like that, so good, it's a shame he's been so disobedient lately." The Emperor said, he leaned forward and brought his hand to the back of Hua Cheng's head, stroking his long black hair before grabbing it and pushing his head to take his cock even deeper into his mouth.
Hua Cheng was grateful not to have to breathe.

Xie Lian held Hua Cheng's hair firmly, moving him as he wished, Hua Cheng's eyes were already watering with excitement, he could taste the salty taste of Xie Lian's sperm invading his palate.

"San Lang... San Lang, my beloved San Lang is so good to me..." Xie Lian said between his moans, softening his grip on Hua Cheng's hair until he loosened it, the braid now completely undone, Xie Lian carefully removed the loose strands on Hua Cheng's face while staring into the heterochromatic eyes sparkling with desire.

"Will my beloved husband accept everything I give him?" Xie Lian's voice was kind and sweet, he sighed heavily as Hua Cheng licked lightly at his length.

"Mhn...Yes gege, give me more please." Hua Cheng whimpered before going back to sucking Xie Lian's cock.

"San Lang...San Lang...Mgh!" The God groaned, his member pulsing inside Hua Cheng's mouth, and again Xie Lian pushed Hua Cheng's head to take his cock deep into his throat and came hard.
Hua Cheng gladly swallowed it all, his mouth now stained with the divine essence of his God.

Hua Cheng observed Xie Lian's state, sitting on his heavenly throne, his face completely red, his chest rising and falling slowly through his panting breaths, his cock still hard.

Hua Cheng felt his own member throbbing inside his pants, he got up to help Xie Lian tidy up the mess, but the Emperor, although he seemed powerless, was actually quite active.
Xie Lian picked Hua Cheng up and made him sit on his lap again, squeezing his hips so firmly that the next day there would surely be marks.

The ghost moaned at the sudden act, Xie Lian was impatient and made Hua Cheng spread his legs wide, tearing his beautiful red pants in the process, the ghost gasped in shock.

"Sorry San Lang..." Xie Lian apologized, kissing his shoulders and leaving hickeys.

"It's okay gege..." Hua Cheng replied, he was holding the back of his knees to keep his legs open while Xie Lian accommodated his cock in her throbbing entrance.

"San Lang has prepared for me, hasn't he? You're already open and wet to take your God's cock..." Xie Lian teased, the emperor's hands squeezing the ghost's bountiful thighs, his cock circling Hua Cheng's intimacy, which seemed increasingly desperate to be fucked.

"Yes, yes gege, please get in soon!" San Lang shouted, he rested his head on Xie Lian's shoulder and whimpered at the contact.

"How anxious..." The emperor continues to intimidate his San Lang, he lifts the ghost on his lap as if it weighed nothing, and penetrates Hua Cheng's intimacy, but only the tip of his cock.

"Dianxia...please, I beg you..." Calamity moaned, begging the Heavenly Emperor to enter at once.
Xie Lian pulled him into a clumsy kiss, it was a bit difficult to kiss in this position, they were making a mess.

"I can't deny my pretty wife anything."  Xie Lian said as his cock slowly entered Hua Cheng's insides.


"A-ah, don't tease, gege-" the ghost whimpered, the relief of finally having Xie Lian inside him making him gasp with happiness.


It started slowly and calmly, Xie Lian moving his San Lang as if it were nothing, holding it wide open with his legs and lifting it off his lap to then sink his penis inside the ghost.
The Emperor always took advantage of the fact that San Lang was very flexible in this form, so Xie Lian didn't need to hold back when investing inside the ghost.


"Gege! Dianxia, please have mercy on this San Lang." Hua Cheng moaned and whimpered, feeling his insides molding around Xie Lian, who was investing heavily in Hua Cheng's sensitive spots, while at the same time kissing his back and shoulders to keep the ghost relaxed.
It was difficult to kiss in this position, Hua Cheng was struggling to hold his legs while Xie Lian carried him and made the ghost ride him.


"Hm? San Lang showed no mercy in teasing his gege." Xie Lian reminded the ghost, Hua Cheng always teased Xie Lian when he had the chance, and now he's suffering (or enjoying) the consequences.


"Mnh! Dianxia..." Calamity groaned, he was almost at his limit, pre-cum already leaking from his cock.


"That's the sight those gods were going to see of you, dozens of gods watching you beg for my cock,
would you like that San Lang?" Xie Lian teased his poor San Lang even more, who already had tears in his eyes from the stimulation.
The emperor watched the ghost's every reaction as he moved him around like a doll.


"My beautiful San Lang, you won't disobey me anymore, will you?" The God said to his beloved in a sweet way, he wasn't going to last long either, he was already panting between words and thrusting even faster inside Hua Cheng.


"No, I won't disobey anymore, Your Majesty." Calamity screamed, his member throbbing, his entrance tightening around Xie Lian, pleasure flooding both men's bodies and minds, they were desecrating the palace of the Celestial Emperor, Crown Prince XianLe.
But it wasn't as if he himself cared either way.


"My good San Lang, always the best husband." Xie Lian said breathlessly, praising every part of Hua Cheng as they pursued their pleasure.


"Gege..." Hua Cheng complained, her voice coming out more like he was whimpering.


"It's okay, this gege won't tease San Lang anymore." Xie Lian kissed Hua Cheng on the cheek, then concentrated on bringing his lover to orgasm.


"Ah, D-dianxia- Gege, I'm coming- Ngh!" Hua Cheng didn't have time to think too long and finally came. Xie Lian also came shortly afterwards, his mind blank with complete ecstasy.
Hua Cheng felt dismantled, he leaned on Xie Lian's chest, feeling his body soft and boneless.


They stayed like that for a few minutes, still and embracing so that they could recover, until Xie Lian broke the silence.


"Are you all right, San Lang?" The God asked a little worriedly, settling Hua Cheng on his lap to make him more comfortable.


"Yes, I feel very well gege, I missed you." Hua Cheng replied with a silly smile, and gave Xie Lian a light kiss on the cheek.


"I missed San Lang too." The emperor said, and then pulled the ghost into a calm kiss, without excitement dominating their minds.
When the kiss ended, because Xie Lian needed to breathe, the prince realized what a mess they had made of the Martial Hall, his face red with embarrassment.


"If they find out about this... they'll want to kill me..." Xie Lian says as he hides his face with his hands, his voice slightly muffled by this.


"I won't let them." Hua Cheng reassures him, he takes Xie Lian's hands away from his face and gives him several kisses on the cheek, the God can't help but laugh warmly.


"It's good that Gege said he'll be away for a week, I hate having to share his attention." The ghost was pouting like a spoiled child, and they started laughing even harder.


"Let's clean up and go home." Hua Cheng says as she tries to get off Xie Lian's lap.


"San Lang's tired, I'll do it." The Prince quickly stops him.


"Gege, I-" The ghost tries to protest, but Xie Lian has already risen from his throne with him in his arms, heading towards his room in XianLe's heavenly palace.


"I'll take you to our room and you can get cleaned up and rest, it won't take me long to tidy up." Xie Lian says, and that's what was done, the emperor cleaned up all the mess they'd made and soon joined his husband to a relaxing bath.


"Thanks for your help San Lang." Xie Lian laughed as he thought about how he would enjoy his time off with his beloved.


"Rest gege." Hua Cheng said as he washed Xie Lian's long hair. It was so simple, yet so satisfying.
Having the power to take care of your beloved after a long day at work.

 

Notes:

San Lang likes to bully his poor gege anyway, but sometimes the emperor can be a bit stressed and impatient and San Lang likes to be punished for teasing his gege, everyone won.

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