Actions

Work Header

On the Last Day of Hanukkah (12/15/23), somebody once told me the wor-

Summary:

No ideas, just pure rambling. We going mad for this ones, guys. whatever comes into my mind, is the fic. no need for grammer correctness r plans. what even are tjose? all i know is that memes.

Notes:

sees literally the worst fic. gasps in no suprise. yessiree, yessmadamee. i will write another if i have to.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Work Text:

emptiness. you will experience everythingness in empyiness. asks anakin skywalker, no the world between worlders. ala the sns of sons. aka the sabsolute one. s. for serious. sans. shit, i forgot what i was about to say next.

gastr was waondering the void. he was wondering and wandering. it was boring.the groop thing made of monocrhome black and white, rthe tvery hing of void and anti-void throught it was boring. those are the same person, gaster, by the way. maybe you haven't me me. im mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
monkey. but with only 3 ms. if im not lying that is.

and don't call me lying.

its 753 prime minister of london or sumshise (bth are same quality), its dark out, i know i gotta sleep soon (piano tommorror=must=don't ask?), but whatever. prepare to hear best story. it is story of all. time. see what i did yhere? hehehehehheheheheheheheheh.

egnog in my mouth. cant stop drowing. tehre are insects in my house, spiders. spider-s? i need to take some pics. but im a drawert. i love spider-s, but jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj needs pictures to incriminate him. it? i shoudn't assume; he sonds like man. man from ar.

 

H A M . on the party. and pantry. no pants in pantrys=party. i thinkesth. that's wohat ronin the accuser told me. and hey, its not like an accuser in hebrew is the devil. (it is actually, shatan=devil=accuser on translation) oh no, ronin the a cusation is a devil. he will kill everyone, i think. but he only kills 6 people in the NSFW bible. which is just the bible byut only Zeke. zke got rizz, stronger than gramma whatsherface. that's not a joke, that's a real name. says sans, who is known for being a wanted criminal and human-abuser. and lso hacing the most out-of pocket aus (racers and sexers and whaters and noters and barelyevenknoers). that's bc he is anti0human himself fr fr frfr fr. s fr.

Just like most Humans fo fr fr fr. s fr. i think. iunno, im only huan after all. i have music and ears, and i have no mouth and i cnnot scream and i cannot do the. seriously, it is only a dot, what am i to do? . stop appearing here, period. i heard you
re lame. how did you get here again? all i want for (cringe-mess) is fhjewoifwqhfiewqhfibewfwveyufvewquvfyewfjewoifdjewdnewqbdqiudiuewfiurwhfweijfowenfbvyuvieurhoijfwoeqjoqjfijewfohewqurbviureqviqrewbfiw (sans cans trans, but i assure you you don't want tthe transolatopn.)

hehe, blank. my mind is a peanut butter. i t is peanuts inside butter.

one day, the sans was crossing the road. he asks, "why did you?" to a monkey.

i reply. that's it.

he doesn't like the response, mostly because i only sent it to mental spam. then PAPYURS APPEARS. he likes butter flyings. but he doesn't like flyings. he had a hat abig head made of punk and london aethstetics. then opoyrus. e a skeleton. bone joke go here. bongo go bone. aaron goes bragh. what do you mean that's cultural appropriate, oppifer, i used the quote as a pun. help, i m arrested, the destroyer of ail.

sorry about the pause, i was caugt up replying to likehumansdo5's replies of my replies of likehumansdo5's replies of my replies of

sorry for the bad quality chapter, some monkey named mmm tried writing for once, and found out the hard way his mind was made of cheetos. not the flamin' hot cheetos but the cheetos from italy? portugal? yeah no, it's italy milan. boy that was a strange place. anyways, i was wondering how one puts pictures into ao3. do you take pics and just post? i hope so. i think fanfics could do with some fanart. like they're fan comics. speaking of fan comics, when the flip is under the veil's (a really amazing and detailed work by poplasia) fan comic going to get renewed? wjat the flip is he under the veil thing anyways; i only sans afterall.

uhhhhhhhh. ending ending ending ending ending. cringe and very uncomfortable reveal about the author's mind that shock s babies into death. meant as joke, def won't be tajen lightly. like helium. helium is no light thing. its terrible in es pain. i really dont have anything. hey, likehumansdo5, can you give me a suggestion for a proper fic (besides an unbiased monster history fanfic i'm doing) to properly make? i

end scene on cliffhanger and rude interruption. no rude interruption, im doing it my

Notes:

iN tHe FuTuRe, HuMoR wIlL bE rAnDoMlY gEnErAtEd mofos when i show 'em this fic.