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Marinette: -yeah so I was pouring the milk but just as I was about to grab the cereal, the entire box flipper over and it was mess.
Everybody: *stares in horror
Marinette: What
Adrien: Marinette, light of my life, my other half. The cereal goes first.
Dick: *nods
Marinette: : 0
Marinette: No?
Dick: *shakes head
Damian: Disown her. Dishonor on her. On her family for raising her so poorly. And on everyone who tolerates her atrocious behaviour
Marinette: But-
Tim: *puts a finger to her lips.
Tim: It's time to go reevaluate your life choices. I suggest a nice rooftop. Gotham has many to choose from
Marinette: It's just cereal.
Dick: *gasps
Dick: I don't claim any relation to you whatsoever. I've never felt so personally attacked in all my years. Why you-
Tim: *covers Dick's mouth