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A normal day in Shibuya calls for a not so normal stream by the newly popularized idol group; MORE MORE JUMP!
except the stream starts off with no one other than the peachy haired wonder of the group, Airi Momoi present.
"Welcome ladies and gentlemen boys and girls and everything else in between to our monthly scheduled stream"
'It's only Momoi-san today?'
Noticing the comment Airi visibly lit up both in her body language and expression
"Of course! This stream is just me and only me!" Laughter followed her statement and the comment section started speculating what could be so funny about the whole stream, the title didn't tell more than Airi herself either
"Enough sitting around let's go meet our victims today!" With a swift movement of Airi's hand the screen started moving along while the peach haired idol walked into another room
Sat across from where Airi had settled her phone were 4 teens from a group known as Vivid BAD SQUAD.
"These four don't need introductions for people frequenting Weekend Garage, but for reference-"
The idol started looking at each of them before settling on a girl with pigtails
"Azusawa Kohane, she's often compared to a hamster by her fellow groupmates, Kohane-chan here is a master at buffets quickly devouring food like a hamster! Better yet she might as well become one with how timid she is, that is until she starts singing."
Leaving no room for other comments she moves on to the next victim
"Aoyagi Toya! A son of a bitch as some might say, quite literally. His father sucks ass so much at parenting even a coffee ground would compare better than him!
And daddy issues? Never heard of 'em!"
Airi has got to admit, calling out issues with family that isn't even their fault is a low blow, but if they go low she goes lower.
"But of course, Toya-kun is rather amazing at classical music, I wonder whose fault that is, nonetheless an achievement! Say, Toya-kun how much effort did you put in to get to this height ?"
Rather odd choice of words for anyone not close to Toya, but to the group they know fully what Airi was poking fun at.
"Next- Shinonome Akito, first off you're a fucking ginger, secondly you work in fashion yet your fashion sense is so ass I could eat a block of plain tofu and it'd still be more tasteful than that, funny story guys, Akito once screamed, cried, and shit his pants when we saw a dog on the street once"
Airi just left it off at that not willing to anger Akito's short temper any more than she already has, no thanks she enjoys life as is.
"Last but not least- Shiraishi An! Honestly I have nothing else to say other than W dad by the way, better than Aoyagi Harumichi or Shinonome Shinei could ever imagine to be"
And for no reason at all Airi goes above an beyond to insult the father of the Shinonome household, hm everyone sure does wonder why
"That concludes today's stream, tune in next month for another round- holy shit, bY-"
The stream ends abruptly as Akito's ginger hair is seen running towards Airi at an alarming rate