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hey reader smth is off im kinda scared - sw
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WHAT IS UP CHAT!!!!!
do not disturb
No.
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do not disturb
No.
going live!!!
ur not being very poggers rn
MEGA PUNCH
HOW DARE YOU UPSET MY OSHI YOU BETTER SQUARE UP LADY
do not disturb
Your what?
✨celestial jade✨
madam xueyi, you don't know what an oshi is?
do not disturb
No?
✨celestial jade✨
damn
now i owe sushang money
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that’s my bestie!! if you wanna get more shangshang content she will also be on my stream that’s taking place at the end of this system hour, so check it out!!!
do not disturb
Why would you bet on specifically that with specifically Sushang?
✨celestial jade✨
because the master diviner wouldn’t take the bet duh
explorer
omg new little gui stream
I mean uh
nobody cares. tch.
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awww lynxy it’s ok everyone knows you love my content!!
explorer
nuh uh no I don’t
it’s not like I’m a massive fan of yours or anything
MEGA PUNCH
LYNX ADMIT YOU LIKE LITTLE GUI OR MEET ME IN THE RING 😡😡😡
explorer
ugh
fine. you’re my favourite streamer or whatever.
baka
✨celestial jade✨
wow she did it
@cha-ching! u owe me money
cha-ching!
Aw I really thought she wouldn’t!
Sending it over now :)
mr captain guy
Why are you making so many bets…
✨celestial jade✨
why aren’t you?
mr captain guy
I don’t exactly have much to bet on
Also what’s an oshi?
trash raccoon
wait qingque since when did betting become your thing
I thought you only cared abt celestial jade
✨celestial jade✨
u can bet on celestial jade
mr captain guy
You can???
trash raccoon
ok whatever
it was just weird to me bc there’s someone else I met whose whole thing is like. betting and gambling on stuff
he’s so hot it’s unfair but also he has so many problems like damn
it kinda makes him hotter
all praise numby
If you’re talking about Aventurine then you’re right, he has so many problems
But also shut up about him being hot, I really don’t want to hear about people simping for that guy of all people
Don’t you have a boyfriend?
trash raccoon
dan heng would agree with me. HAS agreed with me even
people are so hot it’s unfair
if I could kiss every man or woman I meet I would be living a happy life
going live!!!
wow they’re a simp fr fr
✨celestial jade✨
down bad behaviour
@cha-ching! i’ll send you that money back
cha-ching!
Ok!
explorer
ok I don’t get it what were you even betting on that time
trash raccoon
you think that’s down bad? that’s not even the half of it
wait until you hear about the people I wanna be under
all praise numby
Okay okay stop TMI fucking hell
mr captain guy
What would you be doing under people?
explorer
geppie wtf
dozing lion man
Gepard I have sent you a DM
explorer
are you corrupting my brother??
MEGA PUNCH
GENERAL JING YUAN HOW DARE YOU RUIN CAPTAIN GEPARD I WILL FIGHT YOU
dozing lion man
No need to fight me
I am, as Yanqing once said, “just a little guy”
mr captain guy
Oh
That’s really what they meant by being under people?
dozing lion man
Yes
mr captain guy
😳
cha-ching!
Nooo his innocence!
explorer
why did you do this in front of me
dozing lion man
Teehee
explorer
FYM TEEHEE?!?!
gacha addict
wtf
what happened to u all
why r u weird
cha-ching!
It’s the water :)
gacha addict
what water
what r u talking abt
cha-ching!
:)
gacha addict
…
i dont like it here anymore get me out of here